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Your nephews friend, and those teenagers, are fucking stupid.

Alan Partridge is hilarious.

A game about a boy that takes his mother out to a gay club to tell her he's gay, but since she's a narrow minded irish catholic, she exiles him to a faraway island full of masculine women.

Call it Monkey Island 0.5

Well, with the latest layoffs at LucasArts, I think we can pretty safely say that Sam n Max never will be picked up again.

Hm, I never participated in this thread (although I sent a lot of angry emails to various departments of LucasArts at the time). The latest LucasArts news is a real blow to me. Not surprising, but still. I pretty much grew up with LucasArts. There was something about them that no other game company quite captures. Not yet, anyway. Something damn special. They consistently produced fantastic games, hitting the bullseye time and time again. Even the Golden Guy logo was awesome.

It's friggin' sad, what they've become. It's sad because no other game company can ever be quite what they were to me. Not even Double Fine, because I didn't grow up playing Double Fine games. Double Fine doesn't sound quite as cool as LucasArts. The Two Headed Baby doesn't quite beat the Golden Guy. And I don't have a collection of Double Fine games on my shelf above the PC.

Those guys are monkey fuckers.

I spent my summer working at PC world. I had absolutely no holiday whatsoever.

I'm going into my exam year

I ate a banana. I'm fixed!!!

I don't wanna sound like an annoyingly healthy prick, but many of these problems will go away if you jog (or walk pretty fast) regularly.
I don't do it myself at the moment, but during the periods when I exercise a lot, a million aches and pains, like cramps and similar in the legs, disappear.

But I do. I walk loads, and I cycle every day. In fact, I used to have to walk almost two miles to school and work where I used to live.

The pain isn't the aftermath of an injury or anything. It's in both legs, too. I used to get it occasionally when I'd stretch my legs in the morning. It would be a sharp, paralysing pain that would last a few seconds and I thought it was because I was so tired I didn't notice I was overstretching or something. But over the months it's happened a lot more frequently, the worst being last night where I can't count the amount of times I woke up with it. Also, as it happens more frequently, even slight movements seem to 'overstretch' my muscles. It feels like the muscles along the back of my legs are being stretched apart, and it lasts about 20 seconds (but then my leg aches for the rest of the day).

It actually feels like my muscles are going to snap. And it only happens at night, when I'm sleep and/or have just woken up.

And the aftermath of last night is that this morning, I felt like my legs had run a 1000 mile marathon without me. They felt tired and unable to keep up with me.

I'm going to try some of the stuff you guys recommend tonight and see if that helps. Thanks a million.

Um... I've never had my muscles shredded by a white hot garden rake so....

A combination of overwork and dehydration can be more devastating

This would explain why I've been getting a lot more recently than before, because I've been working full time over the summer.

So I need more water, more sodium, more potassium, and I need to wear socks when I sleep. Awesome.

It's incredibly fucking painful. Thank god I like bananas and water.

Recently, within the past couple of months, I've started doing this really weird, painful thing. It seems to be something I do when I'm waking up in the mornings. If I stretch my legs, or move them in a way that they don't like, I get this excrutiating pain that feels like a knotted muscle or something, that lasts a couple of seconds and then goes away. It feels like I'm badly pulling a muscle or something.

It really fucking hurts.

I'm not going to a doctor so he can touch my legs and then tell me there's nothing wrong, because that's what doctors always do to me.

Any AGSers out there doctors? I'd look up the symptoms on the net but I have no idea where to start. Like, 'Ow, my fucking LEGS hurt', didn't turn up any good google results.

Wow, three pages of anger and confusion.

You guys need to calm down. All of you.

I think the first post was just widely misunderstood.

I can see that Frank the Farmhand certainly deserves a warning of some kind. It's not racist but it depicts scenes of racism in the form of violence. Therefore, in my opinion, it deserves a Violence Warning. On the other hand, that doesn't necessarily mean my opinion is RIGHT. It's certainly arguable. I can certainly see that some people might like to avoid even racist depictions. I for one don't care, but again, I see that other's might. Just because I am comfortable with it doesn't mean everybody is.

Flinnt may have over reacted but so did a lot of other people. I also get the feeling a lot of people are only against Flinnt because that's the direction the bandwagon is rolling...

Spoiler

red.

And the reason is because to use red text in mIRC, it's number 4. And I thought of red even before I realized you wanted me to associate a colour with the number 4. So it's definite.

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Imagine that!

Yep, its a KOL clan.

Its not really all my fault, hotspot is always picking on me, they labeled me toilet boy in the clan, and always mocked me when i spoke.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

YOU TOSSPOT!!!

Atlantis beats all of you...

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P.S. Scotland had lots of awesome inventors.

Absolutely not jealous at all.

As regards opposite sex friends, I sometimes wondered what a massive orgy with them would be like.

See? It's already an interesting topic.

Guitar, man!

When my pay comes through this month, I shall be purchasing (another) very awesome electric guitar and amp which I have been silently courting every time I pass the Music Store. Like some kind of weirdo.

On the other hand, I wish I hadn't learned the guitar. I wished I'd learned the drums or something. Because, even though I love the guitar, pretty much everybody plays it too.

I hear the cool people nowadays play the Banjo...

Here you go, my friend!

P.S. You can't use a download accelerator on the Underdogs.

I will! I'll host it!

Thank you very much, Salesman. What is your web address, so I know where to get it? Oh, and it is hosted on Home of The Underdogs.
-JBiker51

Man, I can't believe you believed me. I'm a salesman! HAHA! UR ST00PID! AND U BELIEVED ME, ALSO. WOULD YOU LIKE INSURANCE WITH THAT?! HA! HA!!!

I have had my moment.

What browser do you use?

SORRY is the word you're looking for. Not SRY. SRY isn't a word. It might have a couple of the same letters as SORRY, but it's STILL NOT VERY SORRY, is it? Two extra letters is all it takes for you to look SMARTER. And MORE APOLOGETIC.

Two friggin' letters, man. Jesus.

Anyway, if you want, I'll host it on mine.

Donegal.