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Monkey Island 1, Monkey Island 2, Day of the Tentacle, Commander Keen, Ironman Offroad, Brutal: Paws of Fury, 7th guest, Sam n Max...

Populous...

...Prince of Persia....

....Comanche Max Overkill!!!

.......F16, and F1 GP, and Bart Vs the Space Mutants...

Too many to list. All of them.

EDIT: Alone in the Dark!!!

Pretty girl like you can do whatever she wants...

Are you suggesting I use anything other than talent or skill to get places in life?

Gasp!

I flirt needlessly with nobody. Except danger.

Back on topic; quality window? HAHAHA! Although I really do seriously suggest homoerotic posters. It would add mystery to the game. Like the Secret of Monkey Island, or the ending of Monkey Island 2, or the Monolith in 2001: A Space Odyssey, homoerotic posters would always leave a question. The question of Chris's sexuality.

EDIT: Obviously.

To vomit with.

P.S. Google is your friend.

Jesus, Sponge...

InCreator; I'd be very interested to hear how this went as I'm looking for one too.

In future, Shbaz can be summoned by the use of the word '3D' or 'Blender'. Like the Sgbazsignal.

This post is lame.

and that wouldn't be easy like 2D

That's the crappiest argument against 3D I've ever heard.

(I did not make that model on the left. Shbaz lies.)

Oh, a huge poster on the wall of some awesome game which is the result of collaboration between me, Tim Schafer and AGS.

...What? It could happen...

I think you are forgetting the homoerotic posters. And some cheese.

Dear PhilRoberts, STFU N00b!!! Welcome Back.

Also, I agree with SSH.

[The Science Exam!!!]

The Science Exam!!!

Remember all those experiments you did for the past however-many-years before the GCSE? No, me either! That's why you have to perfect the art of bluffing. If you can't remember an experiment, lie. Make one up. I had to write up an experiment on measuring the frequency of soundwaves or something. I forget. So many years ago. Or more to the point, one. Anyway, I couldn't for the life of me remember, so I invented my own method! Put metal filings on a piece of paper, and put the paper on top of a radio and turn on the radio. Measure the seconds between each time the iron filings hop.

Of course, you and I know that that makes no sense whatsoever, but I guess I must have got points for it. Because I did pretty well in science, overall.


The Geography Exam!!!!

If you can't think of case studies, make one up! They're not going to know that Mount Tibblelittle in India doesn't exist. Unless they're really, really nerdy.



And finally, a little, true story about ... The English Exam!!!

I remember my English exam so well. It was a baking hot June day, and my mother had given me a pre-exam present of a pen with vanilla-smelling ink.

"Thanks, Mom." I said, uncertainly, as she gave it to me that morning.

"It smells of Vanilla." She said helpfully. "Now you can pretend your sister ate your homework. Get it?!?? Ha ha ha!!! Because it smells of ice cream!!!" She hit me in the arm, hard.

I stared at her, and wondered if she knew I had an exam that morning.

"Besides which," she added, after she had finished laughing, "You can use it for inspiration if you get writers' block. You sniff the ink," she took the pen and inhaled from the nib deeply, "and then you get high. You'll have all sorts of wonderful ideas."

For some reason, my recollection of the English exam gets a little hazy at parts. Anyway, as it happened, one of the Comprehension exercises on the paper that year was a story about a boy eating ice cream. It was so cruel. For two and a half pages, front and back, the story described the way this boy ate ice cream. Vanilla Icecream. From a cone. As I was reading, I was aware of the burning June sun pouring through the large windows of the exam room. I could almost smell the vanilla. And then, I realized I probably could.

I don't know what happened after that. I woke up to find Breda punching me in the chest and screaming, "Wake up, nerd! Wake up, nerd!" I think I might have swallowed some of the ink at some point, because I was coughing up blood and it was inky and smelled of vanilla.

I sat the rest of the exam in mild pain. Then, I doodled some Vanilla Cones on the Answer Paper. And then I went to the hospital for about an hour until we started our Math exam.

In conclusion, it's probably a good idea just to bring ordinary pens to the English exam, because you never know what they might hit you with.

oh please, england are the best team in europe.

That reminds me; how is dear Beckham? Did he ever get those highlights in his hair? I hope he is well.

Lots of Love,
Yufster

...it sounded like crap...

(Still awesome though)

Yeah. Sometimes I feel like that too. I would like somebody to remake Myst, screen for screen, including the music and everything. I have never played Myst, and I don't know what it's about, or in fact anything about it, really. But sometimes I like to say it out loud because I like the way it sounds, like this; "Why doesn't somebody remake Myst in AGS?"

I only support two teams; France, and whatever team England plays.

This thread should be dead
There is no purpose at all
But to annoy me.

Am I just jealous?
That I cannot freestyle
funky haikus?

I think I'm counting
The syllables all wrong
But hey, what the heck.

I just found this thread,
Psychonauts is awesome, eh?
Not much to be said.

Conversation,
In Haiku, is stressful,
I have heart attack

Well, Germany looks exactly like Ireland. Exactly.

If I ever meet one of those people that disables right clicks, I will destroy them.

Watermarking is good. However, why do you want to protect the images? Perhaps you have a good reason, I'm only asking because I know a lot of people who are new to the internet or whatever and think that if they don't slap copyright over everything they upload, people will steal it and claim it as their own... which never actually happens.

Remember the guy that offered to compose music for games, but them said he couldn't show us samples because they were all copyrighted? Ha ha ha. Man, I was so looking forward to stealing his work and claiming it as my own...

Anyway, I would also go with watermarking, if you really think it's necessary.

the internet is for sharing 

Ha ha ha. 

See, what I did was take every word that had a Capital Letter, and then try to form a sentence using one letter from each other. And it bloody worked! It bloody, bloody worked! I got the first part of the sentence!

*grumble grumble*

[m]

Figured it out!

Spoiler

immediately the Prime Ministeare called a cabinet meeting to discuss the threat. He was worried about security. many lives could be lost. The newspapers had not yet picked up the story but Michael best, the reporter, was aware that something was going on.Ã,  The letter had been posted in otley. both the envelope and its contents had been sent for analysis. ideas and plans for action were being collected together by harry Preston. Furtheare news was expected later in the week when attention would switch to Manchester. The tension was unbearable. emma Jones had been assigned to the case to work at the operations room in clamp Road. clearly the home of lady scott would need special supervision on the Tuesday morning.

[close]

...Er, or something like that?

EDIT: Er, the Hide tags killed my Bold tags... Anyway, I figured out how to get the first part of the sentence, but not the second...

I am a notoriously bad judge of topic...

So like anyway.... THE FUCKING SCULPTING BASTARD!!!! I hate him. I hate that guy!!!

Also; Hints and Tips says it's for AGS games, Adventure Forum says it's all hings related to Adventures... perhaps I wasn't such a bad judge AFTER all?

I worked out how to do it. Had to check out the bottle in Wolf Form. There were way too many bits in the game like this, where you had to do things that you just do not ever think of doing. And the ending? Don't talk to me about the ending. Gyaahhh.