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See, I posted originally knowing it sounded spoilt brattish.

But yeah. Not only is it disappointing, but so much goddamn money.

Still. I'm gonna get over it. I'll go outside and take so many goddamn pictures tomorrow. So many goddamn pictures.

I hate releasethefrogs because he's made me swear so many times. Bastard.

I'm jealous of ReleasetheFrogs, Chris Remo, Steve because he has a bigger penis than me, Tim Schafer... so, no. I'm a pretty jealous person, I guess. Jealous and obsessive.

I hate your fucking wacom.

A WACOM!!!

Our birthdays are on the same day of the same month.

He got a Wacom.

I wanted a wacom so very, very badly.

Fate clearly mixed up our birthdays.

Screw you, fate!

Happy Birthday, Releasethefrogs!!!

Look, fuck you. I was going to start a Happy Birthday Thread for you, Frogs. But you go and stuff that in my face. Fuck you! FUCK YOU!!!!

ADSGASDlgkalsdgalsdgahsdtlhawelty63ey!!¬!

I hope you die!

And your wacom, too!

STEAL ME SOMETHING FROM THE DOUBLE FINE BOOTH!

U R BEIN PATHETIC AND NOT TLKIN TO ME!!!!

HA HA ha ha ha!!!

Yeah well, you do lie.

I hate people who demand your attention online. Not like I do. But like, when strangers on MSN contact you and you're like, "Okay" and they're like "How are you" and you sort of ease away the conversation, and then they act like your best friend and every time they go online they say "hi" and you don't say anything back and they keep saying, "R U THERE?! R U THERE?! HELLO!?" and don't stop... like IVAN FOR INSTANCE.

Also people that say "hi" in a message, and you start talking, and they never say anything back. Or they say hi again, and then stop talking.

It also involves showing my mom this thread, and I don't want her knowing I don't like the camera...

Seriously, I'm not taking other peoples stuff. That happens to me; I don't use things, and I lend them to other people, and the second I do I need them again. Even things like sellotape, or pencil sharpeners.

You are insane! How can you not use a wacom!?

*weeps*

Woah, I didn't think you were serious.

No way! I'm not taking other peoples stuff!!!

Also; I DO feel REALLY bad for not liking it, and I did hug my mom. I'm not a monster!

But thanks a billion. That's really nice of you!

Never mind.

Junc, any wacom is good! Even a triangular one!

What's a west coast detox?

You don't understand what I'm trying to say.

I will never use the camera. It's not my fault I actually hate cameras. I always, always break them or something. I hate clowns, too. I don't choose to have no interest in Cameras.

Which is why it sucks to get a camera, which is expensive. I have to pretend to like the camera. I have to pretend to use the camera. Because it's so horribly expensive.

Imagine your parents dropping hints that you're getting a car for your birthday. You're excited. On your birthday, you're given an expensive work of art painting. It costs the same as the car, but you don't like expensive work of art paintings. But you have to pretend to like it because it was so horribly expensive. And you're grateful they spent that money on you, but at the same time disappointed, because not only were you expecting a car, and not only did the painting cost the same as the car, but you're never going to use or like this painting, and therefore their money is completely wasted. All that money, wasted.

You see? I wouldn't mind if I'd gotten nothing for my birthday. It's the fact enough to buy a wacom was spent on something I'll never use instead.

It's hard for me to save money in school on account of me giving it to my mother for two years.

I do contribute as much as I can.

You can't tell me you wouldn't be secretly disappointed in the same situation.

Arch: She wasted her money on something I'll never use, and I can't say anything because that's ungrateful. And for me, the frustrating part is that it could have bought a wacom.

I do have a job. I work. Hard. For two years I gave most of my earnings to my mom, and it was only recently that I started spending it on paying off my school tour. So I haven't ever had the money to buy a wacom despite working for three years.

So don't get me wrong. I'm not whining and demanding expensive presents. I'm frustrated that I was bought an expensive present I'll never use, when the same amount of money could have bought a wacom. You see how that's disappointing and frustrating? And I can't say anything, obviously, and I have to pretend to be delighted with it.

Boyd: HA HA HA HA HA HA AHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!! 

Yeah well fuck you.

She took the camera to show my brother. Now she's going to the shops. Perhaps she's exchanging it for a wacom?

There is always hope...

From now on, I don't get surprise presents any more. For anybody. It doesn't work.

So close to getting a wacom. And yet so far.

I'm going to ask her, off handedly, whether she kept the packaging because I want to check something on it. If she did, I'll try exchanging it. But I don't think that'll work.