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Eh... That does seem to be a slight downfall in my plan... doesn't matter I was joking anyway... honest!

Edit: I hereby Declar these people honorary Scots whether they like it or not:
Darth Mandarb
Pixelcat
Miez
Pumaman
Rodekill

feel free to move to Scotland when you want.... anyone?

Heh, is pumamam still going around in CJ-esque disguise? I, luckily, still read names and wasn't caught out.

Dibbs on the 'Angry Scotsman Guild'! where me and my Scottish bretheren shall plot the downfall of you all BWAHAH-- I mean colaborate for some kick ass games!

I think it would be a pretty good idea, allowing for a kind of localised critics/production crew, and it would probably ease tension in asking people for help on projects.

Saw it a quite awhile ago,  Britain does have some advantages. Twas very funny and I would  watch it again given the chance.

Cool.... Definitive style, but one thing is I don't think the gradient about the sun fits with the style but it's pretty good nonetheless. How's you animating for these characters? Would like to see some kind of final product.

ARGH!!! MY EYES! ThE CAPS LOCK IS KILLING THEM!!!
good help, but lay off the caps.

I feel I am expected to come up with a losing entry.

Start with 3 bottle of Beer and Lighter.

LOOK Aisle.
'One of the Hijackers is walking towards me, he looks nervous, he's fumbling for a cigarette.'
LOOK Hijacker
'Looks very nervous, apart from that he's very intimidating, dressed in full 'Hijacky Get-up^TM' _{Order yours today! consists of: One Woollen Ski mask, One Pair of knife proof Combat trousers and lightweight bullet-proof vest!}'
TRIP Hijacker
'He approaches and is so distracted by his inability to open a pack of cigs that he fails to notice your foot sliding in front of him.'
*CRASH*
'The Hijacker's pack of Matches and Cigarettes has burst out ove r the floor, he kneels done and begins frantically grabbing them.'
KICK Matches
'Using your foot you manage to slide the pile of matches undetected under a nearby seat.'
HIJACKER: 'Wh... where are my Matches?!?'
RIG Lighter
'You rig the lighter and test it, it provides a satisfying 5 inch flame.'
GIVE Lighter to Hijacker
YOU: 'Excuse me, would you like to borrow my lighter?'
HIJACKER: 'Oh, yes, thanks!'
'As the unsuspecting fool leans over your lighter you, grin inwardly with glee.'
*THOOWPH*
HIJACKER: 'ARGHHHHH!!!! YOU SET FIRE TO MY HIJACKY GET-UP^TM WOOLLEN SKI MASK!!!! ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!'
'He runs up and down the aisle clutching his face, beforeyou trip him up rendering him unconcious, out of kindness you stamp on his mask to put out the fire, but you forget to take the mask off his head first.'
TAKE Throw-up Bag
GET UP
GO TO Cock pit
'That's would be where all the Hijackers with Guns are right? .....No.'
GO TO Freight Storage
'You arrive in the Freight storage, there is very little light here and all you can make out is a mysterious cage with a tarpaulin over it.'
USE lighter
'The lighter flares up providing a better view, Nearby you see a Crate with military grade AK-47s.'
Open AK crate
*GRUNT*
'The Crate appears to be nailed shut, Bolted To the floor, Chained to a nearby Nuke and rigged With 14 tonnes of C4. You feel glad it won't open for some reason.
LOOK Pile o' Crates
'It's a pile of crates, this closest one has a Japanese label.'
OPEN Jap crate
'It's locked.'
GOTO Cabin
'You approach the cabin, but fall short of the door when you hear some hijackers talking.'
USE Beer with sick bag
USE Beer Bag with wall
*CRUNCH*
USE Beer-soaked paper bag containing shards of glass with lighter then with door
'You light up your weapon of mass dstruction and hurl it through the door, By some odd magicalness it explodes and sends hundreds of shards of flaming glass at the two Hijackers shredding and cremating them in one move.'
TAKE Gun
GOTO Freight
USE Gun on Jap Crate
'You blow off the lock and open it to reveal a dozen miniature ninja suits complete with katanas, what odd cargo.'
LOOK Mysterious Cage
'You approach the cage and here a low growl from within.'
GET Ninja Suits
USE Ninja suits with Mysterious Cage
'You here excited chatter from within.'
LOOK Mysterious cage
'It's mysterious, It also has a Mysterious Padlock on the side, it's use? a Mystery.'
USE the last Beer Bottle with lock
'you place the bottle in lock, and pray to the Laws of Ben Jordan, you then strike up your lighter and blow the lock open.'

END CUTSCENE

'All is silent, no, wait.... you hear the unsheathing of many Ninja swords.... You think you see shadows moving within shadows... then a shrill battlecry:


'NINJA LEMURS OF ULTIMATE DOOM! ATTACK!'
A dozen humanoid shapes burst down the corridor and rush forward to the cockpit slaying all who are there, sadly this includes the Hijackers and everyone capable of flying a plane! but never fear for these ninja lemurs have another ability up their ninja sleeves! Can they fly a plane? No! Can they signal for help in mysterious ways? No! They can ressuret the Captain in Voodoo zombie form force him to land the plane then exorcise his unholy spirit back to hell!'

I got bored so I just speeded it along at the end, and I didn't use enough Items.... but NINJA LEMURS RULE!

This is an English speaking forum, so if you can provide a translation to cure some of us of our ignorance?

Somebody isn't trying to show off their collection of classics are they? heh, I don't have a Blue Cup because I believe it is a conspiracy and infact some new kind of spyware, of those of you who have one who can remember where they got it? and if you can did you fel compelled to because of AGS? CJ is invading our homes I tell you!

I'm not paranoid He really is after me!

My avatar doesn't have eyes, does that count? It's got a star though so maybe it's a Big star in a small eye? heh

Is he like the Wizard from Oz, he's really hiding behing the curtain with a megaphone pretending to be a floating head? Or is he a Spirit?
Did anyone else come here as soon as they saw TOTLL in the title?

Em... I thought it was a cool name, Someone on the FoY website started referring to me as Goethe because of it, although I've only read Marlowe's Faust.

1. I hate foreigners, I'm not racist, I'm a patriot

LOL
EDIT: the word is xenophobe, nothing to do with patriot.

no, I know what Xenophobia is, this is just an arrogant 'My country is SO much better than yours!' kind of thing.

Bastard! Why can't I type properly?! Yep you got me.

Big Names?! Who? Where?

Yahtzee takes on the world does HAVE a storyline but I'm not sur eif it's totally story driven.

Does anyone else find it scary that you all know enough about each other to guess with 4 small clues?

yeah, well it depends on the stupidity or intelligence of the particpants, so we could screw it up by all going on and claiming you can't lift cheese and that all cheese weighs more than a duck.

Your Ogre looks like a Cyclops, but what's his hobby?
The Cyclops were a race of guys who lived on Sicily in the Oddesey, How do you spell that?
Oddsey, and the confusing Bastards named the main guy Oddeseus? Oddyeseus?

It's obviously not foolproof, but impressive none the less, Does it count as AI? It appears to adapt to the answers given by people, So it gets better and better.