Messages

Damn! I hate finding out about funny comics when there's been tons of them! I ended up reading all of 'Yahtzee takes on the World' and to current date '8-Bit Theatre'. Better get cracking.

Same Here Kosten:

Spoiler

I was under the impression it was a map of the top floor, the pink line connecting the red Tapestry area in the hall to the broken grandfather clock in the top left room.

[close]

Hell, I want to see something that beats Caine! shall be most immpressive if it does.

It was at that bit... you know... with the Zombies? no wait wrong film.

I'm so stupid! I had thought of It being related to the library but I always thought of his second name!

Tis only a Quick Entry:

the Historical incorrectness? Not immediately apparent, but everyone knows cavemen wear ties! What else did the flinstones tell us!

Tis pretty good!
But I am at a loss:

Spoiler

I've got The Gods Book, Noted the buttons and I've got the lead of William,
I've tried doing the Gods in book order, but no leads, a little hint perhaps?

[close]

yay it does Just started the download.

Oooh! Looks Funky, You can't go wrong with serial killers! or Ninjas!
Hmm... Trying to Download but Yahoo is complaining, Bastards.

Raid LeChuck's Dynamonkey electric systems!

My dad, John Ward, is an Author he wrote the already released 'Secret of the Alchemist' and soon to be released sequel 'The Stone of Sorrow' and his Canadian publisher,Robert Davies, (who is his friend's Cousin or Brother) who I think I'll meet, his Daughter is a Singer Maia Davies I believe.

Another off the top of my head Entry:

You are In a cage starting with nothing.

LOOK Feed bowl.
'It has a tiny amount of Lemur Feed^tm in the corner.'
EAT Lemur Feed^tm
'Eugh! That stuff is probably Poisonous!'
TAKE Lemur Feed^tm
'Yoink!'
LOOK Cage
'It's lookin' Cagey!'
LOOK Cage
'It Looks quite old, Bars are a bit Rusty...'
LOOK Bars
'They're Rusty but most seem sturdy'
PUSH Bars
'Solid... Solid... Solid... S- Aha!'
PUSH Bar
'It's moving a bit...'
SHOVE Bar
'...A Bit more...'
KICK Bar
*CRACK* '...Almost...'
USE Elbow Grease ON Bar
*GRUNT* '...Nearly....'
PUT Back INTO Bar
*CRUNCH*
The bar falls through and you slip Ninja-like out...
TAKE Bar
'Yoink!'
LOOK
'I'm in a Corridor full  of Empty cages... There's Moonlight streaming through a Window on one side, a Door on the other, 'tis quite Dark.'
LOOK Window
'It's about 6 feet up the wall, Narrow, but I reckon I could squeeze through.'
JUMP Window
You Leap courageously grasping the ledge, but it does not support your weight and you crash back down with a bit of wood following. You hear Footsteps approaching, someone is opening the lock.
LOOK Darkness
'It's almost Pitch black!'
USE Darkness
You hide in the Shadows, The door is opened and a shadowy figure peers in, Then leaves locking the door behind.
LOOK Door
'It's a Heavy Metal door with a Slight ledge above it.'
JUMP Ledge
'I'm not falling for that again, If I'm better off down here I'll stay here!'
USE Bar with Cage
You Rattle the Bar across the Cage, The Response is an Annoyed sigh followed by footsteps outside, Think Fast!'
JUMP Ledge
'I'm not goin- Shit, no Time!'
You jump up to the ledge landing gracefully on your paws. The Shadowy Figure enters.
USE Bar on Shadowy Figure
*KLUNK* *THUD* You drop down by the Unconcious heap and scamper out the Door. You Turn the Corner only To Be Met By a psychotic Rabid Lemur after some Blood!!
LOOK Psycho Lemur
'It Looks more like a Hyena on Steroids!'
USE Lemur Feed^tm on Psycho Lemur
You place the Feed down but the Hyena/Rat/ hannibal/Lemur thing continues to Eye you savagely, You decide it doesn't like muesli and retrieve the feed.
LOOK
You are at a corner in the Corridor, A Psycho Lemur thng is Chained to what appears to be a Kennel beside the exit door, You can't see past the corner.
USE Wood on Psycho Lemur
You throw the wood towards the Psychotic Lemur, Catching it in it's Jaws it bites into it causing it to shatter.
LOOK Shards of Wood
'I'm Glad I didn't Go for the lemurly handshake option!'
JUMP Corner
'I may need a Better strategy, the angle I'm at I may hit the wall, Then it's Crunch time!'
LOOK Wall
'It's Wall-ish... I'm surprised they haven't gone for those Bouncy *COUGHINTCOUGH* Asylum walls!'
JUMP Wall
With Graceful Ninja-like skill you Leap to the wall, Flip spring off and cannon round the corner.
LOOK
You have arrived at the Choice of: Lots more corridor, OR the Bathroom
LOOK Door
'It claims to lead to the bathroom, And looks locked.'
OPEN Door
'Lockety-Locked!'
USE Bar on Door
'Let's take a Strool down Logic Lane:
Bathroom Locked ----> Probably Occupied by Big, Cruel Captor -----> Small Lemur Burst in with Crowbar...
Perhaps a stealthy approach is in order'
USE Bar on Lock
Forcing the lock is a bit loud and picking it with an Inch thick Metal bar... No.'
GO TO Corner
You return to the Psycho Occupied Corner
TAKE Bits of Wood
GO TO Bathroom
You return to the door
USE Bits of Wood On Lock
Using your Nimble Lemuric dexterity, Rabid Drool Drenched Splinters and Mysteriously acuired knowledge you succesfully open the door. Sneaking in you discover one of your Cruel captors sitting in the Bath, overly engaged in playing with a Rubber Duck, Which is annoyingly Squeaking.
USE Bar on Captor
'I'm not going to walk up and bonk him, He'll kill me!'
LOOK Bath
'It's one of those Bath/Shower combination things, It's rimmed by a curtain which has, unfortunately, been left open. You'll need therapy when you're out of here!'
JUMP Curtain Rail
Ninja-like (Notice a recurring theme here?) you Leap silently to the rail, Thanks to Excessive use of bubblebath you are saved from blindness which this view would otherwise most certainly cause!
USE Bar on Captor
Getting into position you drop silently,
*KLUNK* *THUD* *BLUBLUBLUBLUB... blub...*
Serves him right, Adding Salt to his Wounds you steal his duck.
GO TO Corner
You Return for a Showdown With the Hyena/Rat/Hannibal/Lemur thing.
USE Lemur Feed^tm with Duck.
Clever plan!
USE Duck with Psycho Lemur
Throwing The Squeaky Duck to it's Savage Death you sit back and enjoy the Show.
Psycho Hyena Starts Savagely Tearing into the Duck, Using your also mysteriously acquired Apothecaric Knowledge you believe the poison should start working nnn- Oh dear... The Psycho Lemur begins to cough and gag Violently, soon Enough it drops to the Floor.
IMPORTANT NOTICE!
Animals were harmed in the making of this Puzzle! The amount of times I was pressind down on the mouse and tings, Cruel really.
This Hyena/Rat/Hannibal/Lemur Psycho Creature is DEAD not sleeping, Do not be fooled. Remember Kids don't feed Psycho Lemurs Rubber Ducks!

With the Psychotic Guardian 'Out of the Way' you proceed to your freedom, Using many Lemuric And Ninja Like skills on the way.

Lemurs are cool, 'cos they're like Ninja's which are also cool....
Sadly I forgot to add in a Jar of Something Bloodstained, Damn!

Heh, Maybe it can be into made a new code, Switches betweens various pleading messages.

I'm almost certain I haven't Although I am sitting on a Dormant Faul line, I think.

Is the Idea not that If he Made it Open source he would need Copyright Insurance, but seeing as it's not he doesn't need it because It's immposible or Damn hard to steal If it's not open source, So insurance shouldn't be needed.

Damn forgot about that, Well it has to be a Desktop then!

I haven't, in fact the First time that Inverness has had a Natural disaster in 100 years or so (Twas a flood) I was in France.

Maybe I'm just lucky... (Gets provisions for the inevitable disaster.)

Damn... Now I feel Guilty for making comments like that. btu I was eencouraging Newbie's at the same time I feel, so I'm morally clean-ish. (In this respect only)

This will tell you how to Colour things:
http://www.agsforums.com/yabb/Themes/default/help/posting.english.html#bbcref
And I believe He refers to Day of the Tentacle's Purple tentacle, So just draw a tentacle with arms, Duh.

Bloodstained Teeth AND Fingers? I'm sure to Win!