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#1281
a festering pool of immoral slime and scum, maybe?

Everytime I leave the house and have the urge to rape someone just because I feel like it and have no morals and I'm only out for myself, I think.... What would Rharpe do?
#1282
That's my girlfriend! Hooray!
#1283


21 colours including transparency.
#1284
freakin' right... I think he put a bunch of comics up somewhere, I'll ask him if I can link to them.
#1285
What are you, gay?
#1286
Haha awesome!

That's my friend Stieg, I went to college with him. Where'd you find him?

I showed him AGS and the other hilarious this is that he wanted to make 2 Player Game into an AGS game where you have an IM conversation and try not to break up with your girlfriend.

He's one of those artists that's just chill and then you see his artwork and you're like "Holy shit dude! THIS came out of THAT pencil?!"
#1287
General Discussion / Re: Smokefree Workplaces
Fri 17/02/2006 02:03:54
Why is there a cure for flacid penis and not a cure for cancer?

Because getting a penis hard is easier than curing cancer...

Why is there a smoking ban but not a stop war ban?
#1288
get a series of free email forwarding accounts and sign up for more accounts at pollstar but they'll all get forwarded to your main email.

OR more simply

you could try a service like http://www.changedetect.com/ to monitor if there's a change on the URL for the band you want to track on pollstar [to avoid getting updates on websites for the band when they tell you random crap no one cares about] it will email you telling you.
#1289
http://www.pollstar.com/

check out this site, you can register [I think it's free] and it'll notify you when a band changes its listing.

Eric
#1290
General Discussion / Re: Uncyclopedia!!!
Thu 16/02/2006 01:42:10
The lady is THINKING about sawing a baby in half!

CREEPY!
#1291
General Discussion / Re: Uncyclopedia!!!
Wed 15/02/2006 17:49:34
I agree, just poking fun!

Also, I'm at work so I'll take your word on "this and this"!
#1292
General Discussion / Re: Uncyclopedia!!!
Wed 15/02/2006 17:20:25
* MrColossal points to Aqua Teens...

Maybe you should say you don't find Xtreme shock and offend humour funny?
#1293
Oh man, even Helm uses freeze states now!
#1294
As for being yourself, maybe you can compare notes with Squinky?
#1295
But you revert to animalism in many other aspects of life, not just GIMME SEX, I wouldn't say you're masking reality when you repress the urge to shit in public... But you're probably not talking about that. However, if shitting in public is your sexual release... Well...

I think the biggest change between men and women to happen is they learned then women like orgasms too. But I'm still not convinced of this!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29215
#1296
First the joke:

Quote from: Helm on Tue 14/02/2006 14:42:27
I've never been with a woman...

HAW HAW

Now the real post:

Quote from: Helm on Tue 14/02/2006 14:42:27
I've never been with a woman that wanted to be treated like 'a person of equal rights, a liberated woman and a human! in bed anyway. Some form of objectification is in effect...

Which raises a question that I've had, all these new age hipsters (I'm not having sex I'm making love to my partner's aura!) and people like them, or who share certain thoughts with them... I wonder if they ever just want to
Spoiler
fuck.
[close]

Screw the auras and tantric meditation, screw the staring longingly into each other's eyes as you feel the spirit of Gaia well up inside you and two become one part ... Just throw your partner on the bed and viciously penis for a half hour and then eat some left over chinese food.
#1297
Less chatter more sprites please.
#1298
Well, with my eyes I can see that it is very pretty...

I'm just so nervous with adventure games now-a-days, especially because of the first one being so-so in my opinion. But maybe they've learned and adapted and didn't play Indigo Prophecy!

My excited meter has gone up 2 points from 1.

http://www.dreamfall.com/downloads/screenshots/archive/screenshot_021.jpg

and is this a new real life version of Guybrush the monkey? I forget what he looked like in the first
#1299
General Discussion / Re: Personal questions :)
Sun 12/02/2006 23:02:52
Maybe try getting TELLING the woman to wear high heels?

*edited for politcally correctedness
#1300
General Discussion / Re: Personal questions :)
Sun 12/02/2006 22:54:10
Helm: well yes adding in touching helps... But just straight... plumbing... is very hard for most women...

Squinky: honey? pudding? this isn't snack time! TEAR HER IN TWO!
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