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#1361
They aren't lying. They are caught up in it and are told that what they are experiencing is hypnosis so therefore they equate what they are doing with hypnosis "Why did I just make out with my shoe? Oh I'm hypnotized!" "Why did you make out with your shoe?" "I was hypnotized!" That's not lying, that's being misdirected I guess...

as the Amazing Randi puts it:

"In any case, hypnosis is merely an agreement between the subject and the operator that they will fantasize together, nothing more. It may well have some limited value as a psychiatric tool, but it's not a "power," it's not a "force," it's a role-playing game"

http://www.fmsfonline.org/hypnosis.html

some interesting stuff in here

QuoteAnd Pesty, is that why I keep finding my shirt untucked?

Yea.... Pesty is the reason for that... yea.....
#1362
Viva la resitence!
#1363
rock on with knowing Kentucky Fried Movie, but I think they did a similar joke.
#1364
"Then, the Munsell Color Science Laboratories at the Rochester Institute of Technology in New York, US, contacted the researchers to tell them they had incorrectly set a feature known as the "white point"."

Hey! That's RPI..

REPRESENT! EVENTHOUGHIDIDN'TGOTOTHECOLLEGEANDJUSTLIVEA FEWMINUTESFROMITBUTWORKEDINACOMPANYTHATWASBASEDTHERE!!
#1365
"Why is a black man's penis brown? That does sound rather racist. Why isn't mine brown? EH?"

Well it's quite simple, a long time ago there was a large group of people that lived in the sun for a long time, through evolution or adaptation or what-have-you, they developed more melanin in their skin and well...

Just read this: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_128a.html

So the reason his penis is brown is because of the sun and melanin in the skin. So if it sounds racist, you'll have to take that up with the sun.

Also, a long time ago Squinky made a joke that he was black and I thought he was serious, when I found out he was white I was flabbergasted and so I keep the joke running so I don't look the fool.
#1366
Also, it's ok, Squinky is black.
#1367
Yes, you're missing a joke.

Brown banana, a black person's penis.

White banana, a white person's penis.

Explained.
#1368
Sylpher saved some posts... But he hasn't fixed his site... You could pester him for some stuff, seems there's some posts about game theory, Monkey Island and something called Old Posts...
#1369
Have you ever turned off the capslock key?

Please change the thread title, thanks.
#1370
General Discussion / Re: Personal questions :)
Wed 01/02/2006 06:03:41
man Alynn... You better have some awesome threesome sex after all this!
#1371
General Discussion / Re: Personal questions :)
Wed 01/02/2006 04:51:35
and I like how you only answer about one question a post, I asked many questions and you gloss over them. But whatever.

I'm less scared of going to hell and more scared of my heart being eaten when Anubis finds that it doesn't weigh less than an ostrich feather.
#1372
Brown banana you say, Squinky? I see what you mean!

#1373
General Discussion / Re: Personal questions :)
Tue 31/01/2006 22:10:45
Well then it's probably another matter all together that if one doesn't believe in god or gods then they can't raise a child correctly, that and Progz's estimation of when the thread was going to self destruct was a few off, no ESP for you Progz! Shoulda asked Terran!
#1374
get a webcam and eat sheep poop while we watch!
#1375
Have you installed steam in the first place?
#1376
If you guessed 1 number I thought of and then came close to the next one, I'd have you do it again and again, an odd number of times, maybe 15 and see if the hits were more than the misses, I'm just telling you how I'd do it, 2 isn't enough for me.

And as for sex, well I just figured, alone in bed together, relaxed... know'm'sayin'?

* MrColossal waggles his eyebrows

Also, my mind jumped to the awesome superpower so I had to come to that conclusion!
#1377
get a webcam and eat it while we watch!

LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER! She's not trying to kill you
#1378
"With idiotic comments like these"

It's a joke! You know that, there's no way to stop people making jokes especially in such a jokey forum.

Also I have serious doubts that hypnotherapy even works but whatever...

Personally I would think the first thing you'd want to do is study this in a better environment to see if you well and truly do have mind taking powers! [that's TAKING not asking!]

The idea that it takes a romantic or relaxed environment to induce mind reading is silly, sure be relaxed but to say one can only read minds after coitus, that, well.. Would be an awesome super power "Commissioner Gordon... I can tell you where The Joker is keeping your daughter but... Well..." AWKWARD!

"I did the 1-1000 twice and got it exact the first time, then off by a couple the second time."

Again, no matter how close, it's still a miss and not a hit. If I was thinking of Italy and you said France, just because the countries are near each other geographically doesn't make it a hit.
#1379
The source for Platformerious was released a long time ago, in fact that's all that was released.

Also, I agree with Boyd, not that the awards should really matter that much but next time state in the readme what you did that is original, maybe?
#1380
General Discussion / Re: Personal questions :)
Tue 31/01/2006 16:53:04
Quote from: CoveredInSLUDGE on Tue 31/01/2006 16:43:56
However, it would also mean that instead of countries hating one another openly, they'd act all nice in public but gossip behind each other's backs in private.

QuoteIn my not-so-limited experience, all ladies do in the ladies' room is talk and fix their hair.

It's all coming together now!

When Bush says to the Israeli Premier he has to go use the Little President's room and makes a dramatic head nod to the toilet while widening his eyes at Cheney, he isn't just Presidentially Pooping!
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