Well here it is , This has everything you could ever wish for in a game, humour , violence , spelling errors..
I hope you love it to bits, It was really rushed towards the end to get it finished for today , but I am going to polish up real nice and may even release a talkie version if you guys like it!! 740 ish K
Download it from here
http://www24.brinkster.com/shadowreality/downloads/hackenslashmags.zip
or visit the site directly
http://shadowreality.gamespage.com