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Well, here is what I say:

I DO say that the media blows everything out of context.

...And I also say that Steve and Michael Jackson obviously have something in common.  Jacko dangles his kids off balconys, Steve-o dangles his kids in front of hungry crocs...

LMFAO!

K.  Will do. Tanx.

Is there any way to switch the main character to a second character, or to be able to select a main character at the beginning of your game?

Or would it just be easier to have one main character, and if I wanted to make another main character just select a different view?  I know it's just easier to select a different view if the main character changes clothes or puts on a costume for example, but I'm talking about two totally different main characters.

If you still have no clue what I'm talking about, here's an example:
In Resident Evil 2, your main character is, say, Claire.  During part of the game later on, the little girl Sherrie has to run and do a task for Claire, at that point you take control of Sherrie until the task is completed.

Well, you know I'm always looking forward to Snake's games... (I just wish I could find out what's up with evil night, I've been waiting on that game since I joined this community.)

I guess I'm also pretty interested in Trailing Blood, and Chisel 2.

I just started playing 5 Days a Stranger, Yahtzee's the shit!.  I can't wait to see what he comes up with next.

Hey, I don't see my game on here... oh yeah, that right, nobody knows about it!... (I'm not promoting it until I have something to show).  

EDIT: Oh yeah, I forgot about the new Pleurghburg.  I'm looking forward to that.

I also noticed a lot of RON games have come out this year... I've never tried any of them, which one would you recommend?

I had allways been disapointed with other 3DRPG's attempts, Elder Scrolls 3: Marrowind leaps to mind.

I thought Morrowind was awesome.  I loved the graphics, and the fact it was a very non-linear game.

Budweiser?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

But I digress. [although I can understand people being put off beer if Bud was the most common beer around].

Isn't Bud the most common beer?  It is here (just for the sake of arguement).  When I was in high school, we had some German foreign exchange students come to our school for about a month, and we introduced them to Bud, and they said it was weak.  I can understand that, I guess... seeing as Germans drink beer like water.  Hell, they even have beer machines on the streets instead of pop machines!... and I forgot where I was going with this...

Guinness... we have that here.  Are you recommending that I try it?

The reason we are called Americans and not you is only because it is in the name of our country, and not yours. United Statesians is not proper English, and saying "people from the United States" is long winded. I'll still call myself an American, thanks. If it really bothers you that much, I could just call myself an Oklahoman but that would be pompous to assume people have went through the trouble of memorizing the 50 states.

A little bit of history for you.. The name America comes from the first person to make a map of the America's, his name was Amerigo Vespucci. He started with the east coast and gulf of Mexico, mostly mapping what is today the United States of America. blah, blah, blah....

YEEOW~!  I will shut my yap now.

...then I will go shop at K-mart...

If you can spare a kidney, I hear those are worth a bit on the black market.  

I think LGM's posting his funds request in the hopes that the Americans on the board will pay to be rid of him.  

I'm from the United States and I won't really pay to get rid of him...  But I hear you can get about $50,000 dollars if you donate one of your testicles!

...hey, I peed in a bottle and then superimposed my friend to drink it...

Mathew... is that you?

Naw, you seem too intelligent to be my friend...  lol, Haddas!

(NOT ADVERTISING! IT SOUNDS LIKE A SALES PITCH, BUT IT AIN'T! - Understand?!!?!?!111!?!1///!/)

See... my girlfriend will not drink beer because she tells me it smells like pee and tastes like pee, and picks at me for being a beer drinker.  (How she knows what pee tastes like, I don't know...)

I'll admit.  I'm an all-American beer drinker.  I prefer Budweiser.  Not lite, I prefer the full flavor, kinda like my cigarettes.  You can't beat a cold Bud on a bad day.  It just goes down smooth and never disappoints (even though, no matter what kind of beer I drink, I've always got rotgut in the morning).

I will drink anything available such as Coors, or Busch Lite, as Bud is kind of expensive out by me... but if it's available for me to drink without cost, Budweiser is my beer.

The nastiest beer I have ever had has got to be, hands down, any Miller product.

And to anyone who tries to make me stick my foot in my mouth by telling me that Bud is brewed in somewhere, like Europe or something:  you suck.  

But then again... I love beer, and I will try any beer at least ONCE... I've never tried Foster's, but I will come to Aussie just to try it.  (...only a joke, don't flame me Naranjas, or Timmie!)

If you don't like beer, I recommend a screwdriver (vodka & O.J., mixed the CORRECT way).

I 'm kinda stuck... I have these items in my inventory, and I'm not sure what to do next:
-umbrella
-twig
-cord (from the tv)

Is there a walkthrough for this game?

I've tried SWG.  It's pretty cool, but I don't play it too much... it's addictive and I don't want to become addicted to it (like my friend DJ, he's 28, and he plays it 24/7... his two children are now growing up without a father. :'()

Hey!  Frenchmen don't stink!!!1!111  Who says that?

n/m... i'sm tpp drunk to tsyp.e

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That's not bad, Guybrush Poopweed...

Is it just me or is he moving kinda slow?

...or did you make him like that for a reason?

EDIT:  Now he's not moving...

EDIT:  Now he's moving faster than the first time... now he stopped...

Happy New Year everyone... I'm off to go get pissed up for the last time in 2003 in a few hours.

...  :o

Wait just one hot minute, here... I've just come up with the most brilliant plan...

Timosity is an Aussie... so where he is right now, it's already New Year's Day... and here for me in the U.S. it's New Year's Eve... right?

Quick, gimme the winning lottery numbers for last night, Timmie!  Come on, Timmie... be a pal... I'll give you a cut of 25%...

HA HA!  I'VE FOUND THE LOOPHOLE!  I'M GONNA BE FILTHY STINKIN RICH!

...oh, wait... the winning lottery numbers from Australia aren't going to do me any good here in the U.S.... DAMN!

UnitedStates-ian...  

*horrified, terrified gasp!*...
The people on these forums aren't all from the United States!??!11?!?!?1!!?!/1/1 :o

...Holy Crap!  Super Elf Bowling from TechTV!@  I must have it!

I was watching Unscrewed last night on Tech TV... I don't know if these are real commercials from the U.K. or what, but I think they're kinda funny.

http://www.trojangames.co.uk

...I gotta get home, so I can upload some of the funny pics I get in my e-mail.

EDIT:  BTW... Santa's tombstone on top... was that pic photoshopped or something?  According to the dates on the headstone, he was about 164 when he died... I'm just curious.

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No good Alexis Vale, can't see it for nothin.

EDIT:  My bad... I can see it now...