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I knew someone who had recurrent stiff shit once.... he ended up with hemorroids.

jk

I don't know... I always liked little "easter eggs" in programs and games.

Wutz uh troll?

Well, that really sucks...

I just downloaded mIRC less than a week ago so I could get in on the conversations, and get to know my fellow AGSers a little bit better... looks like I'll be getting to know one less person...  :'(

Well hey, if it makes you feel any better, I've only been there 5 or 6 days... and I've never spoken with @Roger, but I get the idea that he doesn't like me a whole lot (just because of the way I am sometimes).

Naw...

Slotermeyer?  Sounds like a supervillian, like Dr. Doom, or Apocalypse... I think I'll change my name to that for a while.

Good-bye, for now, Dr. Jekyll?~MR. SCROOGE!... Hello, Slaughtermeyer!

The Devil's Dictionary?... sounds interesting... hook me up, Flippy.

I got:
- A Stereo
- Boxers
- Some cotton t-shirts
- Every year, I get a t-shirt with some stupid saying on it, like last year I got a shirt that says "Girls Have Cooties", this year I got one that says "Don't Annoy the Unmedicated Person"
- Some tweezers and toenail clippers.
- I got a dirty sex toy that's already been used a few times from my girlfriend... jk... she got me a sweater.

I still have my girlfriend's christmas to go to, and my family is having another christmas when my aunt comes up from Illinois... so that'll be more stuff...

Hmm... I'm curious as to what the joke is, someone write it in a spoiler, please?

Holy crap!  These sprites and backgrounds are awesome!

The walkcycle looks awesome too... (even though it kinda looks like he's doing some odd variation of the "Thriller" dance).

A funny game about zombies?....  Heretic!...j/k

Cool $hit, Fizz!  I'm looking forward to this one!

In case I don't get the chance to tell you tomorrow, Happy birthday, early, Pete.

Actually, that is pretty funny... I've had that idea for a while now, but I've never had the opportunity to pull it off.

There's a chiropractor's office in the next town over, and the head chiropractor's last name is Pensis.  I've been thinking of taking a can of beige spray paint and taking out the first s.

I guess there was also a place in Wittenberg, WI called "the sport and spine clinic".  The sign outside has those moveable letters, and someone rearranged the letters in "spine" so the sign read "sport and penis clinic."

I am 49 percent pure.

:o... that's very interesting, considering the fact that I answered "yes" to a lot of those really nasty questions...

Naw, it's ok... it's good criticism.  It's got some good, helpful tips in it.

Thanks.

This is a little story I wrote, it's nothing special.  But I think it's a good story.

Anyone have any suggestions?  Grammar, things I could add/change to make the story better?  I kinda slopped the ending together because I was eager to post it online and show it off to see what people thought about it.

http://pub51.ezboard.com/fedenstudiosdiscussionboardsfrm3.showMessage?topicID=1055.topic

By the way, what ever happened to that one post that you reply to, and you list all of the things you're good at (when it comes to making games).  If say, you needed someone to do music, you just look for a person that does music, and ask them to do your music for you.... does anyone know what I'm talking about?

I'm not getting anyone anything... because I'm one cheap bastard.

...j/k.  I'm collecting unemployment, so I can't really afford to get anything special.  Everyone except for my girlfriend is getting a card (sans money).

Ghoti <--- look, I spelled "fish"!

"GH" as in couGH, "O" as in wOmen, and "TI" as in staTIon.

Nellie, here's what you can do... instead of saying "shoo", just say "beet it", "piss off", or "git lost".   Or, "Yoo dertee littl helyuns, go bother yer muther er sumthin!"

I think rewriting the english language would involve getting rid of a few letters in the alphabet.  Like "C" and "K" make the same sound, only difference is "C" also sometimes makes an "S" sound.  Or some letters could be replaced with a combination of letters, "X" would be "EKS".

This almost seems like it would be a new form of 1337.

When you set the scaling for a walkable area, what is the highest percent of scaling you can use?

The reason why I ask, is because my scaling won't go past 200%, and I need to scale my sprite to 300% or else I have to redraw the background. (and I don't wanna do that because I worked really hard on putting a lot of detail into it...)

I don't know how everyone else is going to react to this post (I'm sure it breaks at least one rule...)

But lemme get this straight, you want someone to make you a game in 2 or 3 days... hmmm...

EDIT:  I wasn't trying to sound like a moderator before, I'm just trying to point out that sometimes, when you break a rule, some members of this community will jump down your throat (like they ARE moderators).  I'd name a few, but let's not get into that...  I just kinda wish that some people would remember that we're all only human and that we all make mistakes or can't figure things out on our own.

I can't stand their website service anymore.  I'm going to make myself a new site, but first I need a few suggestions.

Can anyone tell me a good place to build a personal website that doesn't cost anything, has decent features, and doesn't suck in general?

Please don't name Angelfire, I already know they suck too.

Thanx,
Sully

Keep healthy, and soon people will soon mistake when guessing your age. I was told to be 18 last week, and I´m 24.

I'm 21, and I get told I look like I'm 25.  But I'm not healthy by any means... I drink like a fish, and I smoke like a chimney... oh well...

HEY FIZZ!!  Heppy frickin' boithday!

I'm not going to sing you the birthday song, because I can't sing... but I can cook, so I'll bake you a cake.  I'll decorate it with the little grey zombies from the Zombies!!! board game.... 18 little grey zombies around the edge, and one doomed shotgun guy in the middle.