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ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

I'M SURE SCOTCH WOULDN'T OBJECT TO BEING PIED IF YOU ASKED NICELY AND PROMISED TO BE GENTLE AND ALL. I'LL BRING THE CREAM FILLING JUST IN CASE

NEVER HAD RHUBARB STRAWBERRY, I BET IT'S NICE.

ALSO, LEMON PIE, RIGHT? RIGHT?

One time Tim Schafer told me I needed to eat more lemon pies, because I told him I was a pirate. It was through Friendster, so it wasn't like I was talking to him or anything, but it was still funny! I've never actually had lemon pie! Have you ever tried pecan pie? It's delicious, but I can't eat it anymore because I'm deathly allergic to pecans!

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

NO NO NO MASK PEOPLE PLEASE STOP AAAAARGHHHHH THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HELP NOW IS PIE!

I ALSO LIKE STRAWBERRY PIE, ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I DON'T? IT'S WEIRD SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST DYING FOR SOME STRAWBERRY PIE AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T BITE DOWN ON A PIECE WITHOUT ALMOST GAGGING. I'M NOT SURE WHY.

I LONG FOR SOME SCOTCH PIE TOO, SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

MAYBE YOU CAN MAKE SOME SCOTCH PIE AT NEXT MITTENS! HINT HINT!

STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE KIND OF PIE EVER. I THINK STRAWBERRY PIE JUST BY ITSELF WOULD BE JUST TOO SWEET FOR ME.

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ACH! ACH! DO NOT MENTION THE HORRIBLE MASKON PEOPLE IN MY PRESENCE! I CANNOT TAKE IT! HERE! I'LL TAKE IT EASY WITH YOU AND ONLY SLAP YOU AROUND A BIT IF YOU DON'T MENTION THE FAKE PLASTIC PEOPLE ANYMORE

I LIKE FISH WITH CHEESE. CHEESY FISH. I GUESS THAT'S KIND OF WEIRD, HUH

http://www.maskon.com/kerry/masks/batgirl.htm THIS IS WHO YOU WANT TO MARRY ADMIT IT ADMIT IT ADMIT IT NOW! YOU DREAM OF A MAN IN A WOMAN FACE! HAHAHA!

FISH WITH CHEESE? THAT IS TOTALLY WEIRD, DUDE. BUT I GUESS SO IS CHEESE ON APPLE PIE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT NORMAL IS ANYMORE. THIS DISCUSSION HAS SHIFTED MY ENTIRE VIEW OF REALITY!

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL CASE OUT OF YOU, I'LL SLIT YOUR GUTS OUT AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU WHILE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING HUH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT

I DON'T THINK CHEESE WOULD GO WELL WITH APPLES BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVEN'T TRIED IT I'LL ASK MY MUM TO MAKE ME SOME

A REAL MAN WOULD HAVE SEX WITH MY GUTS WHILE I WAS STILL ALIVE BUT YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN I THINK MAYBE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF MECHANICAL FAKE MAN! ARE YOU A REAL DOLL, HELM! ARE YOU? ARE YOU!

WELL, I LIKE CHEESE SLICES WITH APPLE SLICES, SO I WOULD THINK IT'D TASTE GOOD, BUT I AM NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY.

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

YOU DARE INSULT MY SLEEPING WITH WOMEN PROWESS!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW NO WOMAN WHO HAS EVER SLEPT WITH ME COMPLAINED OR SO MUCH AS MADE A SOUND AFTERWARDS. BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD BEFOREHAND HAHA AMAZING SEE HOW I DID THIS? DO YOU WANNA DIE? DO YOU WANNA BE NEXT? I GO UP TO WOMEN'S WINDOWS AT NIGHT AND CRY A BIT THEN I FORCE MY WAY IN AND SLIT THEIR THROATS AND ENJOY HORRIBLE DEATH THROES SEX WITH THEM AND THEN I HAVE A CIGARETTE

AND SOME PIE. MY FAVOURITE IS APPLE PIE.

HAHA NECROPHILIAC PANSY ONLY BABIES CRY! YOU SLEEP WITH DEAD WOMEN BECAUSE YOU CANNOT HANDLE A LIVING ONE!

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED APPLE PIE WITH CHEESE ON TOP I'VE HEARD IT'S DELICIOUS.

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

JUJITSU IS FORMIDABLE INDEED BUT IT CANNOT MATCH MY FIERY DETERMINATION FULL OF FIRE! I WILL BEAT YOU UP AND YOU WILL SUBORDINATE TO THE DOMINATION! GREEK WOMEN ARE NOT SOFT, THEY'VE PUT UP WITH US BEATING THEM FOR 4 MILLION YEARS THEY'RE REALLY TOUGH AND WE HAVE TO USE HAMMERS NOW YOU'RE SMALL FRY ONE PUNCH WILL BE ALL IT TAKES AND YOU'LL BE 'I'M SORRY HELM I WILL DO AS YOU SAY FROM NOW ON, HERE'S SOME PIE" I LOVE PIE DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOUR PUNY HAMMERS! YOU CANNOT HURT ME EVER! I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR EFFORTS LIKE EVERY WOMAN YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT WITH!

WHAT KIND OF PIE DO YOU LIKE? I LIKE RHUBARB!

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

I AM GETTING THE PLANE TICKETS RIGHT NOW, BITCH

YOU WILL NOT BE PREPARED FOR ME. YOUR GREEK WOMEN ARE SOFT AND HAIRY AND BEEFY WHILE I AM TOUGH AND KNOW JUJITSU AND OWN A SWORD! YOU WILL BE IN FOR THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE!

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH DIMINUTIVE ANGRY WOMEN? IN GREECE WE BEAT OUR WOMEN! FIRST I WILL IMMOBILIZE YOU BY SWIFTLY THROWING MY CAT AT YOUR FACE AND THEN PUNCH YOU TWICE IN THE KIDNEY AND AFTER YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR GUARD I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE NOSE AND WHILE THE BLOOD IS RUNNING I'LL DO THAT KNEE PUNCHING I SAID BEFORE! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

HOW WILL YOU GET HERE HUH HOW WILL YOU REACH ME ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE! I AM FAR AWAY AND NO AMOUNT OF CAT SWINGING WILL MAKE YOU ABLE TO REACH ME! EVEN IF YOU COULD IT WOULD NOT HURT! I FEAR NOTHING! I FEEL NOTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME COME THERE AND PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEE IT HURTS YOU KNOW! DO AS I SAY! DO AS I SAY!

I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND GET OVER HERE TO PUNCH MY KNEE! I WILL BE PREPARED WITH FISTS OF TINY FURY!

ME? LAZY? SHUT IT WOMAN OR I WILL HURT YOU!

MAKE ME! I FEAR NOTHING SILLY GREEK MAN! HA HA!

I think in the non-existant VGA version, you couldn't tell him about Elsa, and also the puzzle was poorly executed because the timing was messed up.

Why anyone plays it ever is a mystery to me. The EGA version is the ultimate in perfection and never needed updating.

And before I forget, I really enjoyed the fireberry puzzle in Kyrandia 1. It was better than just a normal maze and it really took some thinking to get through. Anyone who complains about it is just really lazy.

I've always liked the NAME Elaine Marley. It's a very pirate-y NAME. I like her character too, but since this is a thread about NAMES, I'll just stick to saying I like her NAME.

I also like the NAME Cassima, from King's Quest 5 and 6. It's very pretty.

I am not the best at guessing what people were going for! Let me try, though:

Spoiler

Geoffkhan: Lonely, sad, thoughtful
Nikolas: Unhappy, unsure, sad
Ghormak: Hopefulness, victorious, TRIUMPH!!

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I don't know, but I liked all of the pieces. Geoffkhan's reminded me of snowing and winter, but since neither of those are emotions, I did not guess that!

I am not very happy with it, but I will enter it anyway. It is Lyra and Iorek Byrnison from 'His Dark Materials'. They travelled a whole lot! All over the place like crazy sort of travelling!

Funny how I immediately thought of Lyra and the armoured bear when I saw this picture Before reading this text under it... Nice job Pesty, but somehow I always imagined the bear to be much bigger, compared to the girl at least.

That's why I'm not happy with it. I had a lot of trouble with Lyra, so by the time I was done and I realized she was too big, I didn't feel like fixing it.

Just pretend the bear is much bigger and we'll be in business.

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I am not very happy with it, but I will enter it anyway. It is Lyra and Iorek Byrnison from 'His Dark Materials'. They travelled a whole lot! All over the place like crazy sort of travelling!

Hello! I have made something for this competition. Even though I am not a musician, I think it is a sexy piece. I bet you cannot guess the emotion!! Here it is:

www.locustleaves.com/theory.mp3

Thank you Helm for letting me use your webspace temporarily. I hope everyone enjoys it!

I don't really have much to add that hasn't already been said, but I thought I'd offer some advice for working with your model. You have to be careful not to let your angles and lighting distract from your subject matter.

The 8th picture down is really the one I'm concentrating on here. From where you're taking the photo, the way her head is tilted, and the angle the lighting is coming combine in a rather unflattering way for her. Look at the way the lighting makes her chin almost dissapear and gives her eyes a more sunken look than you were probably going for. The way her head is tilted really emphasizes this as well, and it makes her neck look all wrinkly. You have to really be aware of how her poses effect the way the lighting hits her. A lot of this is the model's responsibility, to be aware of herself and her poses in relation to you and your camera, but there are ways you can help her avoid this.

She can't see herself, so if you notice something awkward, don't be afraid to give her direction. In this particular instance, I would've told her to lift her chin more, maybe tilt her head to the side a little more, to give it more definition and to get rid of the wrinkly neck. Maybe if you had angled yourself to be a little more above her, that might've helped as well.

I think you are doing well with your photography, you are definately improving. Your composition in most of them is strong, maybe a little too strong for normal portraiture, but it works well for this sort of photography. I like the second picture and the last picture the most for composition and lighting.

I also want to mention toning down the lighting, and I know you said it was your camera, so I'd suggest experimenting to learn your camera's levels. Your camera doesn't suck, you just need to learn how to work with it's little iggles that give you problems now.

I think whatever suggestion involves me not having to do all the work myself is an excellent suggestion and should be implemented immediately.

I like Andail's idea the most. Simply the suggestion of a registration process makes me happy. Also, I've always been behind the idea of some sort of committee to organize it all. It is too much for just one person!

What I want to know is what you were looking up that caused you to "stumble" across this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/pestilence42/nova_ega.gif

She is a robot princess! Her name is Nova! She is in ega! ENJOY HER.

Edit: Criminy, I just realized she is too tall! Shows how much I pay attention! I guess I will have to make another entry!!