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NEXT: "Henry....oh my freaking stars! HENRY! What in HELL'S NAME are you doing with that dog?!"

For the most informative thread, I would nominate the Guess Who Thread, but, seeing as there are some injustices in this world that do not perish (such as not being able to vote for your own thread. Good heavens why not?), I shall nominate the MSPaint Game for the most Fun Thread (which is not a listed category, strangely enough)   8)

I am cool

You mean Spanish isn't just Spanish?! I was under the illusion that if you could speak Spanish you could talk to EVERYONE?! wow! you learn something new everyday...

P.S I AM IVAN! I AM IVAN! I AM IVAN! I AM IVAN!

(I'm not really, I just want the attention - and I want people to think I can speak fluently in Spanish)

You have the capacity to make me think unwholesome thoughts.........

...I like you...            
...and hate you..........all at once....   (kidding)

oooh. how groovy!

I like how that shooter-thingimy-bob is the 'i'...

My dear friend Os - you do like to tread on thin ice, don't you!   8)

I hate Beckham. The more he gets in trouble for sleeping with women (whether it's true or not) the better...

I hope he loses his multi-million dollar soccer contract, and all his sponsers turn on him and try to kill him. Won't happen, but hey - who are YOU to stop me from dreaming?

God was the one who 'got' mary pregnant, so to speak.

Mary would've been in her very early teens when she gave birth to Jesus. Jospeh would've been maybe 17 (exact age unclear)

It would've been near impossible for Mary to have sex with someone else at such an early age, and to not show any physical signs of it...

simple answer: no

EDIT:

long answer: Some people argue that Onan was punished for masturbating, but from the context in Genesis 38:6-10, it's quite clear that God put Onan to death not because of the "masturbation" (how it could be masturbation when he was actually having sexual intercourse is beyond me), but because he was shirking his duty to produce children to carry on his brother's name. The Old Testament law called for a brother to marry his widowed sister-in-law and produce a child to carry on the dead man's name (Deuteronomy 25:5-6). This guy Onan knew that if the lady had a child, it wouldn't be considered his, so he "spilt his seed" to prevent her from conceiving. That's why what he did was considered wicked in the Lord's sight. It was his motive that made his action wrong; nowhere does it suggest that his action was wrong in itself.

Don't reply saying that having sex with a widowed-sister-in-law is gross. I know. That's why the law got changed....

An denying such emotions is like denying your own existence.

Really? I'd just call it resisting temptation...

As for the masturbation issue - in itself it isn't a sin. There is no mention of it in the bible. However, it is quite clear about the illicit sexual fantasies that go with it...

Matt 5:28-29 (NIV) [Jesus:] "But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."

So whilst you can wiggle with your wangle all you want, be careful that your best friend's mum doesn't creep in there as well (or whatever other fantasies you freaks have  )

And I agree with whoever said sex was good. The bible tells us that Christians are to be the BEST lovers in THE WORLD (within marriage, duh!). MUAHAHAHAH!

That's simple!

You're obviously a japanese action cartoon character who supresses supernatural powers by replaying famous musical excerpts in your head.

Just go out and fight crime and all your troubles will float away.

(No - this never happened to me...)

Ahmed is teh looking cool!

The left arm looks a lot better now that it's closer to the body, and that dress does WONDERS for his figure...

He even has those sexy sandals! (which look a lot better with one foot overlapping...)

THANK YOU, ERIC!

I am deeply in love with you, and now wish to have your child. Repeatedly. I shall change gender JUST to make it possible....

Yes, DG, I am aware of what dictionary.com defines as a risk. It's a relatively common word. But that doesn't make it safe or right.

Robbing a bank is a risk, because - hell - you could get shot.

I know there's a difference between banks and sex blah blah blah - but it explains my viewpoint.

If you want to take the risk - fine. I don't

P.S - I realise I talk to much, and I often seem to get very defensive about things..... I'm trying my hardest to remain sedated... forgive me...

C&C means comments and criticism, but really - constructive criticism is just as good. It can stand for Corn and Cauliflower for all I care  

The only thing I noticed was maybe his arms are slightly misproportionate to the size of his body?

The wrists are EXTREMELY skinny....

But, apart from that - you've got one cool arab on your hands...

http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/newashton2.bmp

That kinda show what I mean, but not very well - it was a 30 second job. I extended out the neck a bit, so it joined up with the shoulders, and brought the shirt down into more a V-neck, so the neck/shoulder join didn't look so odd.

[I know not everyone get's addicted to sex!]

Actually, I have to disagree with Pirate Jack.

83% of all affairs occurr when the partner doing the cheating has had sex with multiple people. That's because they experience 'levels' of sex (good, bad, awful, fan-freaking-tastic), and can easily become unsatisfied when they think the sex-level is slipping.

Only 0.3% of "Christian" affairs are the result of people getting 'tired' with the one spouse.

And - as I've said repeatedly, I know not everyone get's addicted to sex! But what happens if you are the 1 in 70 (or whatever the stats are) that ARE?! Christians (again, as I said before) prefer not to take that risk.

And it's not JUST about the trust thing, either. That's just the most common-sensical explanation used... It's also quite exciting to share that 'special something' with the person you plan to spend your life with. If you've done it with every second girl on the street, there's nothing super-duper fantastic about it.

Another reason is pregnancy. Despite the pill, condoms etc etc, you can never NEVER guarantee with 100% confidence that something won't go wrong. The condom might break, as well as all other manner of things. What happens if the girl DOES fall pregnant?! Christians don't believe in abortion (that is a generalisation. There's debate when it comes to things like pregnancy after rape etc), and they certainly don't believe in just walking away and dumping child support with the mum every month...

I could go on, but there's no need to....

The neck/shoulder line is wrong. The neck goes DOWN (and is noticeably smaller than the neckhole of the shirt, and then the shoulders curve up again and begin ABOVE the bottom of the neck.....

It's kind of hard to explain, but I hope you see what I mean.


Apart from that, he looks fine

This MUST be a joke! I've emailed Ivan for about the past 15 minutes and not ONE reply. Either he's very selective about who he responds too.....

or OS is IVAN!

*GASP*

That's really good, Frisby.

I must say - as funny as everyone else's was, I do appreciate the subtle difference of a comma! Great work!

And yes, I'm happy...

argh! I must know.....

I'm guessing probably not, given that Ivan.com seems to be slightly above his intelligence level, but the fact that the email address actually exists is kinda un-nerving...