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Q. How does Helen Keller drive?
A. One hand on the wheel, other on the road!

Q: What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
A: The wall behind him.

jane: You don't need to all the stones to finish the game, I only finished with 2 stones!

OMG sorry about screwing up that joke, and thank you for correcting me, voh! I was thinking of another joke at the time, which goes:

(warning, racist joke)

Q. How do you drown a black man?
A. Pop his lips.

Ok read on for some sick ones ...

(Please don't take offence to these they are only meant in good fun And for the sake of twistedness!)

Q. What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
A. Freezer doesnt scream when your stick your meat in it.

Q. What's the difference between a pie and a jew?
A. Pies don't struggle when you throw them in the oven.

Q. How do you stop a (insert racial slur) from drowing?
A. Take your foot off his head.

A cow is standing in a field and a dog walks up to him and says, "Gee man, aren't you worried about that Mad Cow's Disease?" and the cow looks at him and replies, "What are you talking about, I'm a helicopter!"

And of course, the ultimate:

Two sausages are in a frying pan, and one sausage looks to the other and says, "My it's hot in here!" The other sausage turns around and replies, "Fancy that, a talking a sausage!"

Click the pencil and drag it around the white part. Automatically generates backgrounds

Monkey Island Madness!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rtiAQk3ojE

This guy is awesome.

Bspeers!

Don't know if you've played it, but give Dark Colony a try. (I love that game, one of the only RTS's I like)

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IF you have the hell-diamond!!!

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character 0.0

Character 0.0, in beta!

I like the haircut and I dig this character! Good job!

You could try the insta-game. Not sure about a link but you could PM Eric (MrColossal) about it.

Rap, you just gave me the entire source code for your intro When you distribute your game you only need to give us what's inside the compiled folder!

Oh sorry silly me!

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Use the old man's stick (by the house if you missed it) on the tree!

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After that if you're still stuck:

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You need to somehow get george away ... He is allergic to fire.

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Fireberries react with water ...

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Find a way to build a flamethrower thingy with the spraycan.

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Darth, no problem If you remember Enclosure it used the NAGI engine so I used to use those files to run the game, sorry for cluttering the folders with that crud.

eBay? Bargain Bins?

Look around, they're out there!

Nostradamus:

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Look around by the fence for a rock if you haven't got it.

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Thanks for playing the game!

I sent you a PM

Idea: Yarooze
Design: Neil Dnuma
Technique: Neil Dnuma
Functionality: nihilyst

I really liked Niel's and nihilyst's!

Oh ok thanks Just a bit confusing!