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Ooh! What incredibly offensive thing will we learn about Grundy this week? Does he hate puppies? Is he reading Mein Kampf? Is he parking in handicapped spots?

I'm all a'tingle!

Second screen is likely what Ponch does every weekend; shooting chickens buried to their necks.

Oh, you Canucks are just jealous of our freedoms.

The Happening 2?

Maybe he likes to quote Oscar Wilde from now on...

I'm sure he does, now that you mention it.

Ray and Dennis have a love that will last for the ages, except when they're apart. Then it's anything goes. Truly, love is tumultuous, wonderful thing.

Ponch, would you search your porn database and check if Stallone did porno? Please. Should be on your dusty dark cellar where you keep your 70's porn.

It's called "Kitty and Stud" or something like that. I've seen it. It's overrated. You want early Stallone, check out Fist or Death Race 2000.

Glad to hear you're better, Ryan. I have no idea what movie that is.

...but there he was, monstrous, atrocious, conspurcating her beauty. The horror. The horror...

Conspurcate: To defile or pollute.

I've never heard this word until today. But the next time my buddy tries to sprinkle M&Ms on a pizza, I finally have the perfect word for it. Thanks, Miguel.

Happy bday Esseb

Ditto!

But how can I be happy when the last writing competition ended early -- just hours before I was able to upload my contribution?

HOW CAN I EVER KNOW HAPPINESS AGAIN?!?

Already working on my next story. Good topic, WHAM.

Hooray! Episodes 27 AND 28! It's gonna be a good night!

Blade Kite Runner?

  Submit an exhibition entry and I'll edit it into the main story, its never too late for a "Ponch cut".

Oh, don't worry about it. It's all water under the bridge, as they say. No hard feelings.

By the way, could you send me some of your fingernail clippings and a snippet of your hair? I can't finish the voodoo doll of you without them.

Here's a quote by the movie's director: "I consider myself one of the foremost male lesbians in the world."

But I've never directed a western movie!

Character: Eric
Atmosphere: Stupot
Word Choice/Style: Baron
Plot Twist/Subplot: Miguel
Plot: WHAM

Wish I could have entered this one. I was going to bring a ray of hope into this bleak tale. But when I sat down on my lunch break to spell check it and give it one more look before posting it, I found that voting had already begun! At 11 am on Tuesday!!

Turkish Black Beauty?

I also vote for Barn Runner Time Stone. Very fun little game.

My next cow avatar (after the Xmas one), will fly a yellow plane. To MS-Gif-Animator! AWAYYYY!!!

Very cool. But I must give credit to ProgZ. He was the one who drew the "Hugh Heifer" gif.

I like your snowman, jwalt. And Ghost's snowmen look adorably delicious!

A furry that at least one member of the forum might find interesting:



Assuming, of course, he's not already in there.

Well, hello there...

Happy b-days to SaneCo., noavana, and Le Woltaire.

If I had that Square Peniks shirt, I would proudly wear it every day without pants.

Also a big fan of that Bovineoraptor. A rare glimpse into the controversial theory of prehistoric carnivorous cattle, the scourge of early man and the true monsters behind most of our ancient myths of horrifying monsters (Grendel, Tiamat, etc.). One day, science will be forced to accept the truth of these ravenous, milk-squrting monsters who so terrorized our distant ancestors that legends of them live on even today. And brave people like you will be the ones who make that happen, jwalt.  Keep fighting the good fight, sir!