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Played and rated. Very fun and cute little game. Nice job, Cat. 

Hell Comes To Furbytown?

Well, I'm certainly not turning my back on you now, Baron. (I'll bet you're also behind the theft of this Roger smiley. It's not on the available list of smileys anymore, which means somebody must have stolen it! The same person who stole your tagline? Unlikely, sir!)

I like the cut of your jib, Baron. You've clearly given this a lot of thought. I trust a man who knows what he's doing.

+1 Get ink ribbons and paper from previous tent 

Actually, now that I think about it... I think you may know too much... Hmmm. A picklehaube would do nicely if a man were of a mind to shred some tent flaps when other folks were in Ben340's birthday thread and you had this thread all to yourself... Curious coincidence... Don't you think?

I'm watching you, Baron. I'm watching you... 

I was sure that you'd left and were never, ever coming back. Never ever. So I thought giving Ben a Tivo for his burgeoning cable TV collection of softcore pornography was a fitting legacy for you, Ghost. 

Needless to say, I have to knock before I enter the tree house now.

I'm... having a hard time thinking... right now...

Bone Runner? Wang Science? 

Happy BenDay!

I hope you don't mind, but I used some of your sweet Blackwell money to put a satellite dish on the tree house.


Plus I took all the money out of Ghost's PM box while he was gone and bought us a Tivo. Now you can watch Oceanspirit Dennis And Pals whenever you want and not just on Saturday mornings!

But, please Ben, take the trash out once in a while. All those giant Australian beer cans are starting to pile up. I didn't build us an official Birthday Bros Tree House a few years ago just so you could junk it up.

Glad we got a cow to fight for our podcast rights.

Darn tootin' 

Turkey Casserole?

The more I see of this movie, the more intrigued I am. 

And then I could return with no explanation of where I went or why. Perhaps I've already done this in the past, when I called myself Ghost. 

The deadline: 18/11 (which, surprisingly enough, is in the future!)

Are you telling me that I can write a story that will appear right here in this thread... in the future?! But what if I choose not to write one? Will that be changing the future? Or am I supposed to write one and not writing it will change the future.

Oh noes! I don't want to destroy the universe with a paradox. But I don't want to risk not not destroying it either. What am I supposed to do?!? 

Welcome back, Ghost! 

assuming he's not a "love 'em and leave 'em" sort of avatar

I wouldn't necessarily make that assumption.

Tell that to young Baron3Ö4!



Every night at bedtime he asks his mummy, "When is daddy coming home, Mummy?" And what is poor Ben304 supposed to tell him? Poor little lad. No father around to teach him to properly care for his monocle. That's just not the sort of thing a mom can do, now is it, Baron?

You're callous and heartless!    You should take a lesson from Ali. Just because you wear a monocle doesn't mean that you have to show it off to the other easily impressionable avatars. Heck, most of them have never been outside of these forums. The don't know enough about the world(wide web) to know a cad when they see one!

The Baron strikes again!!



For goodness sake, Baron, wear a condom! 

Goodness! Those umlauts are spreading faster than genital warts! 

Thanks for all the entries, gang. Ironically, we had more stories than votes, so I had to flip a coin to break up the big four-way tie for second place. But enough about that. You kids are here for candy, not to listen to me prattle on like this.

In first place is Tzachs! He wins the gold candy corn!

In second place* is Senitrena! She wins the silver candy corn!

In third place* is Selmiak! He wins the bronze candy corn!

Everyone else gets some regular candy corn! Thanks for entering!

I want to thank all of you for making this writing contest a big success. Have fun trick or treating tonight and don't eat all your candy in one sitting.

Take it away, Tzachs! 


* Determined by coin toss.

I have nightmares that look like this...

I didn't... but now I will.

Also, I find it disturbing that Baron's avatar has produced so many love children. Is he paying child support? How much money must he spend on Christmas presents every year (assuming he's not a "love 'em and leave 'em" sort of avatar). And since he clearly isn't practicing safe sex, so I can only assume he's a walking petri dish of STDs.

Lastly, Babar you MUST use that as your avatar. At least until Halloween is over. 

Sorry, Kconan. I didn't know you were already working on Armageddon's avatar. Otherwise I would have done someone else's. 

It's indescribably beautiful.