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Dear Neptune, that is one sexy avatar!

UPDATED:
He's adorably despotic!

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I am happy we might get the original trilogy in its glorious unedited form on sale again

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I got your Rücken, Pönch.  I'm your Flügelmann!

Fear my umlauts!!! 

Man, I can't wait for Halloween to be over. This monocle is giving me a headache. And there's so much starch in this collar. And the picklehaub gets so hot around midday... 

I put a caramelldansen easter egg in a Barn Runner game once, so I don't see why someone couldn't do the same for Gangam Style. However, the problem with such pop culture references is that they don't age well. The Macarena anyone?

However, if you want to pay homage to Psy and his eternal masterwork, then by all means do so. 

Neat. 

no one would be your champion!

Baron would be my champion! He idolizes me! Heck, he even dresses just like me -- monocle and all. 

And -1 to taking the radio. We can come back for that heavy sonofabitch if we need it. Seriously, those old things weigh a ton.

Instead, I think we should...

> Search the other tents for fellow soldiers and / or weapons.

Games like this make me wonder why I spend so much time working on other peoples' games instead of my own.

Exactly! Where's Hard Space 2? Or Limey Lizard: Capítulo Dos? 

Hey! Don't drag Ponch into this. I'm under too much stress from touching the lamp! I don't need any more worries. 

Just as I suspected! I'm now officially too old to enjoy myself. From now on, it's a high fiber breakfast, a sensible lunch, then a nice warm glass of milk before my afternoon nap (I get so tired after shouting at the neighborhood kids to get off my lawn). Before bedtime, I'll watch a little Matlock and have a nice long soak in some epsom salts. And then it's bedtime at sundown!

Thanks, Onker. 

So no more DeliverRants? I guess we'll just have to wait for the next MAGS to get DeliverRants: The Game 

Hi Onker.

I just turned 40 today and don't know how to feel about it. I feel fantastic, but I'm not sure I'm allowed to enjoy life this much (or at all) any more.

What advice can you give me?

Thanks.

Ohmigod!!! We're touching it!! 

I'm scared!

[delicious]

Thanks everyone! I did indeed have steak for dinner! First meat I've eaten in four weeks and it was delicious! 

You haven't done [mock-advertisements], but you should.

Ooh! You could plug the Barn Runner series. Going strong since 2003. ("Now even longer lasting than Ben Jordan!")

It's not so much mock-advertising as it is free advertising, but I think it's just the thing my games your podcast needs! 

At last! The game I have been waiting for my entire life! 

UPDATE: Special Birthday Edition! 

Thanks, Cat! 

Today I am 40 -- that means I'm officially an old fart! A few more years and I'll reach the "Dirty Old Man" halfway point of life. 

How do I save my game at this point? Or is it one of those damn checkpoint saves? Life was so much simpler before it became a console port. The controls aren't as responsive as they used to be. 

[Onker]

Okay, the deadline has arrived (again) and this time I mean it. The 2012 Spooktacular Writing Contest is over and it's time to vote.

Our contestants are:

Onker
Senitrena
Selmiak
Baron
Anian
Frodo
Tzachs
Kconan
Crimson Wizard

So cast your votes, AGS Community, and determine who gets chocolate candy and who gets pennies. 

CW, you made it! 

Okay, I'm going to bed in six hours, and I'm tucking the deadline in with me. If anyone else wants some candy, get your story in quickly.

Boom! Rumpus is back, baby!