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Are you suggesting that Hell Comes To Mayberry only exists in my fevered subconscious mind? Preposterous! Why would I conjure up the image of Opie ratting out his dad to the vile Earnest T. Bass and his inbred goons for a baggie of Blue Meth? Or the vicious shotgun disembowelment of Warren*? Surely I didn't imagine Dominatrix Aunt Bea? Or Goober in a gimp suit? Good lord, no! Why would I!

Take it back, Eric! Take it back right this instant! 



*no one can replace Barney!

[> TAKE LAMP!]

Use typewriter to begin a play-by-mail role playing game. It'll be a game within a game. It will be awesome! 

Or we could just...

> TAKE LAMP!

Hell Comes To Mayberry?

Floyd the barber has an awesome death scene, if I recall correctly. 

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Ponch, is it possible to move the deadline by couple of days?
For the first time I started writing something for this competition, and got too busy on this week to finish it.

Very well. Deadline (ooh! scary!) has been extended two more days. Everyone has until Sunday to get their ghost stories in. And I'm only doing this because I don't want to have any leftover candy.



Tzachs: Thanks for the entry!

Frodo: It's not bullying if I don't actually use the cattle prod. 

MOAR! 

That movie where the samurai saves the heroine heroin from the evil Cat Mask?

How am I supposed to go to sleep tonight after so many spooky tales? 

More entries! MOAR!!!1!

Awesome! I now have enough entries for the trophies I'm sure to start on at any moment. But that's no reason that the rest of you can't get your stories in and get some candy.

Two days left, AGSers. Let's have a few more entries, thank you. 

Decapitation of the Cocaine Cat?

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It's becoming quite the spooktacular event in here. 

Anakin Gilbert is "Gnatlike Brain"

Please name your kid Anakin. Or Lando. Either one is good. 

anything that makes the lamp lonelier can only be a good thing.

And tempt the wrath of the lamp? Haven't we already (possibly, I can't be sure) established that the lamp is haunted?

Also, any staff in the tent is probably too tall. I suspect we've been digging in the wrong place.

Yer darn tootin' that cow is mad! MAD COW! It's got a fever! And the only prescription is more cowbell podcast!

I gotta have more podcast!

Less livestock related than cat related, but I stand by my choice nonetheless.





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Hooray! Everybody go play this...NOW!

I am! I'll rate it when I'm done! Stop rushing me! 

[Length: Lunch Break]

Played this today on my lunch break (how appropriate!) -- it was a nice, bite-sized bit of AGS goodness. In fact, we should have a category just for games like this.

Length: Lunch Break

I could write a scary story about a talking cow-ghost   

Wonderful. You can submit that story at the link below. In the meantime, please don't get this new character killed. 

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I was just trying to get the place up and running, and restore power.

I got the guy shot in the head but he survived it. See? It's all about ramping up the level of excitement without getting the hero killed. You were clearly trying to top my third act shenanigans and you went too far. 

No more excuses from you! Get your butt in the writing competition thread and give us a scary story to make up for ending the last forum game. 

Miguel, stop making me go to babelfish! 

Oh wow! That is strange! A ghostly appearance, right here on our very own forums! Gosh! Someone should write a story about that! Perhaps right here in this very thread.