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A new day brings fresh rumpusing!

Two cows are standing in a pasture.
The first cow asks, "Do you ever worry about getting mad cow disease?"
"Of course not," says the second cow. "I'm a chicken."

A Catholic cowboy lost his Bible while he was fixing fences out on the range.

The next morning, a cow ambled up to him while he checked the herd, carrying his lost Bible in her mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.

He took the book out of the cow's mouth and exclaimed, "Praise, Jesus! It's a miracle!"

"Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover."


There, I have rumpused enough for one night. 

Yes, there are alot of XP systems running yet. More than anyone realizes.

I'm still running XP. I tried Vista as soon as it launched, and I disliked it so much I reinstalled XP. I use 7 at work, but I still have good ol' XP running at the house. I know I should move up to 7, but I just never seem to get around to it. 

I haven't even finished the next Barn Runner AGS game (and I'm a year behind schedule!), I don't have time for a forum game. 

But that's no reason Dualnames couldn't step up and give us "Lesbian Adventures In Lesbianism (featuring lesbians): The Forum Game" 

I believe in you, Dualnames! 

It's over? But I haven't had a turn for two months.

Oh well. Thanks for the game, WHAM.

Done. Now all my gaming secrets are known to you, Monkey. Use this knowledge only for good. 

Hey, Iceybooty. Don't tease me about my poor reading abilities. I put all my experience points into drawing boobies. I'm not a well-rounded player character. 

Thanks, Onker. It's a series I've put a lot of work into down through the years. 

Also, I've just been informed by Tabata that Tramponline is not Trampoline. Whoops. I don't know why I never caught that. 

Ghost and I were also collaborating on a game. Plus I was helping him with a few little things for the upcoming (?) deluxe edition of RAM Ghost. I was shocked when I tried to PM him and his account had been deleted. 

Come back, Ghost! I promise I won't tease you about the umlauts ever again.

Damn it! Why is this thread at the top of the board yet contains no new podcast?! I blame Chicky!

Son of the Mask. I could not sleep for weeks afterward.

Maybe my cow is flat-chested and doesn't like to be teased about it? 

I agree. But only a short one. I don't want to get out of practice and have Dualnames challenging me for the championship. 

Missile Command!!!1!! 

Thanks, Mr. J. I didn't need all this free time anyways.

I become Ponch when the sun sets.  Hssssssssss!

Never!!1! There is teh onlys one Ponch!

And I can't believe I'm only now discovering this thread. Thank you, AGS Blog, for keeping me informed about what all the cool kids are up to! 

And having now perused the entire thread, I'm tempted to make a Ponch's Sock Puppet account. I could draw my cow with a little cow sock puppet dancing on one hand. 

[..] I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS GAME AND ART. And since most of you are into games degrading women and drooling over b***ies I happen to LOVE his work here more and more.

I still find this a little foggy.. which games (other than Ponch's) actually degrade women or show off breasts?

My games don't degrade women. You can love boobies and still respect the women who sport them. 

Happy B-Day, Limp. 

And happy birthdays to Gilbot and all the other recent ones I've missed.

Looks very cool. You should post about this in the MAGS thread too. 

So what is the official deadline here? Because if I have another few weeks, there are some little animations I want to add to a couple of my characters before posting the game. 

Bumping because I would like to know. 

[Ponch]

Ponch wins by default.

Well poop. I was trying to stop Atelier from winning by default but my clever scheme backfired somehow. 

Oh well. Hooray for me. I'll try to come up with a theme in a day or two. 

So what is the official deadline here? Because if I have another few weeks, there are some little animations I want to add to a couple of my characters before posting the game.