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By old school Batmobile, do you mean Micheal Keaton's car (my favorite, btw) or Adam West's funky sweet ride?

It was indeed Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Excellent! (Air Guitar!)

Here's my new movie clue:

Bill and Ted?

Is it Weird Stupot+? 

Stupot is next!

Kim and I are on our way to see it now. 

UPDATE: It was a very good movie. 

Falcon and the Snowman?

Ponch is male!? 

Damn right I am, baby. Just because I'm a cow doesn't mean I'm some sort of girly cow. 

Of course it's normal! Why, if all four of my nipples didn't produce milk constantly, then how would I eat my Rice Krispies* every morning? Dry? I think not, sir!

Also, hooray for a new podcast! I was just about to take the dog out for a walk. Looks like he's in luck tonight as I won't have to again regale him with my own retelling of your previous podcasts. (He much prefers the original Spaceman (In Space) to my poor version -- I think my Spaceman sounds a bit too knowing to his finely tuned ears. Winking at the audience, if you will. My dog does not care for even subtle camp in his dramatic readings).

- Ponch

* Ben tells me that Down Under they're called Rice Bubbles. Damn, Australia is a strange place.

I have no idea what this movie is. But the more screenshots you post, the less I want to see it.

1) Lots of ladies in swimwear   
2) Goth chick with too much makeup   
3) Oh my God, what the hell is that?!   

I hope someone guesses this movie before AnasAbdin has to post the "babies being fed into the wood chipper" shot that is no doubt next in line. 

Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like the screenshot. Joking aside, there will be actual game play, but it will all be dialog based. No inventory or mini-games here. There will be three possible endings and which one you get depends on high your score is at the end.

As far as Dualnames being a player character, I think that might complicate things. Every dialog option would be "Take off your top!" or "Could you tell me how to find the lesbians?" 

I like the idea of a MAGS game doubling as a tutorial. If you mention in your article that the game was made for MAGS, then that might raise the profile of the competition with the rest of the interwebs. 

I know this is a serious thread, but it's a testament to the maturity of the forums that no one has drawn attention to this sentence:

I can count the number of comedians who can pull it off on one hand.

Shh! We're trying to be sophisticated!  (masturbation joke! girlish giggle)

Post more healthy-hipped women frolicking in the water and maybe we'll guess it. 

Gosh! Grundy's got the herpes Bunyip Flu too! Goodness, it certainly seems to be going around! 

"Bunyip Flu". Gotcha. Your secret is safe with me.

Ben's been sick you monsters! MONSTERS!!

Has it occurred to you that maybe Ben304 doesn't want you advertising the fact that he picked up syphilis from a particularly sexy (and shockingly easy) young lady-sheep? Has it occurred to you that Ben304's vast and interesting collection of various STDs and how they impact podcast schedules are a private matter not meant to be discussed on these forums? Can't you please respect his privacy during this difficult time?

I'm disappointed in you, dkh. Anian and I were able to politely ignore Ben's recurring battles with gonorrhea and his latest stubborn outbreak of pubic lice. But you? Oh, you just had to stick your nose in his business and air his dirty (sexy) laundry, didn't you? For shame!

Goodness, this is worse than when he got genital warts from a randy wombat and accidentally deleted Airwave 2 while in the grips of a warty fever.

Adventures In Too Much Makeup?
The Woman With Too Much Eyeliner So She Wasn't Allowed In The Pool?
Reflections of an Emo Girl?

Man, I sure do miss the podcast. What fun the dog and I had with it. But I guess it's gone now and it's never coming back. I have no evidence for this, but I can only assume it's true.

R.I.P. Two Tools, Once Cup podcast. We barely knew ye. 

(Seriously, where's the new episode? The dog gets fidgety if he doesn't get a good walk in before dinner  ).

Blade Swimmer?

2010?

So it wasn't 2001? Is it 2001 now?