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If you haven't declared it in this thread, you may not release anything in 2012.
It's like failing to declare an int before using it in a function.

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Tron?

Dammit, the one time Ponch fails to make a Blade Runner joke. You've let me down, AGS Forums!

Oh, sorry. Didn't realize I'd missed my cue. Ummm... Is it too late? How about Babe Runner? 

Whew! The pressure's off for another year. Thank goodness! Now I can go back to being lazy again without feeling guilty. 

Nice work, everyone. 

Baby Got Back: The Movie?

A certain supporter of Ron Paul clearly can't hack it as a Texan, and a certain military man does not live in Canada but in some secret undersea base (or possibly a yellow submarine) at 0^o latitude and 0^o longitude along with the majority of AGSers.

To be fair, only a few brave souls can hack it as Texans. It's a manly life, suited for manly men. Those poor souls that face the trials and fail are sent west to suffer the rest of their days in the blast furnace heat of Arizona. 

Also, aboot this secret undersea AGS base. I think the PM system hiccuped or something, because I never got my invitation to move to Rapture with the rest of you. Could somebody please check on that? It's hot as hell here in Texas. A summer home under the sea would be great.

Tabata is actually indifferent to animated gifs. She only posts them because everyone expects her to. Don't give in to peer pressure, Tabata! 

This game looks very atmospheric. Looking forward to its release. 

Ponch, please stop making awesome little games! You're putting me to shame!

Nonsense! I expect nothing but gaming awesomeness from you, Ghost. And this MAGS is no different. So hop to it! That Proto game won't make itself. 

Official AGS Bake Sale policy is that all games remain exclusive to the Bake Sale Bundle for one year after the end of the event. That way, people who forked out cash for the games get to have exciting "exclusive-y" access to them for a full year. After that, the rights to the games revert back to the individual game creators. At that point, they can choose to release them to the interwebs for free if they want to.

Hopefully when March 2013 rolls around, Grundy will release this gem of a game to the world so that those that missed out on our fundraiser can see what they missed. 

someone should just submit an intentionally crappy and buggy game and state that in soviet russia games betatest you...

Someone put up the Icey signal! 

So the rumors were true: Vince XII really is fascinating! But now that I've discovered that your interview guests must take part in Deliver Rants, I demand that you interview Ghost and Tzachs. I must hear how a hillbilly twang is filtered through German and Israeli accents. 

Or you could interview Pixel Hunt. That would be four (five?) people ranting at once. My ear buds would explode from the awesomeness. 

And what of Space Man (In Space)? What will happen to our hero? I'm all a'tingle for the next exciting installment! And dare I hope there will be an AGS game tie-in with this dramatic serial? 

I shall invite you to re-curse me when I politely point out that there is still time left to Release Something 2012â,,¢.

This is absolutely true, Trampoline. I totally half-assed my post just so I could say I contributed to Release Something 2012â,,¢. You can do the same. I have faith in you! 

I'll be sad to see June come to an end. This thread has been very enjoyable. Only one week left, and yet it continues to impress.

Defense is overrated. A real man just charges in without fear or thoughts of self-preservation! A real man also knows where the quick load key is at all times. 

Happy birthday, Tzachs!

For everyone except Chris "LimpingFish" Chris.

Limpingfish's name is Chris Chris? That explains everything! Growing up with a name like that, it must have driven him mad. That explains his  (clearly insane) love of hairless hamsters! 

Enjoyed it, but is ashamed to admit it.

1.  Come up with mediocre (fair to middlin' at best) idea for a game.
2.  Work on it alone (so alone).
3.  Game slowly (so slowly) creeps towards completion.
4.  Sidetracked by my love of drawing boobies (yay boobies! \o/).
5. Game completed three years after I promised it would be. Drawer filled with pencil sketches of boobies (Scan and send to Dualnames).

Yep. That's pretty much how every game I've ever made was put together. It's my formula for success. 

Happy b-day, Chicky.