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Very funky and phallic, Tabata. Clearly you are not a jive turkey. Now what about the rest of you? 

Ponch knows all about this and pardoned me already.  

It was a difficult decision. Possibly the hardest thing I've ever had to do. 

As for my confession: I much prefer Robert E. Howard's Conan stories to any of Tolkien's LOTR stuff. Give me swords, picts, and boobies over boring, snooty elves any day of the week. Also, I've never played World of Warcraft. Oh, and I kind of liked Duke Nukem Forever.

There we go. All my deepest, shameful secrets out in the open. Feel free to judge me.  8)

I'd like to get in on this comp... Nice theme...

Thanks. I'm glad you like the theme and I hope you find the time to jam a little sprite.

And I feel I should also point out that Ray is a 1970s family TV safe pimp. Which means he spends most of his time fighting crime and/or helping the cops keep the streets clean by working as a secret informant. He does little to any actual pimping. So feel free to let that inspire you.  8)

Happy b-day, Ghost!

At least it was resolved quickly. I've heard some real nightmare stories about PayPal and their bone=headed decisions.  :

[AND THAT GOES FOR ALL THE REST OF YOU TOO! GET TO WORK!]

Excellent work, Gameboy. Very funky indeed. 8)

Ekeko, I expect something smooth from you too. Otherwise, I'll have no choice but to put the word to the street and let all the people know what a sucka you really are.

AND THAT GOES FOR ALL THE REST OF YOU TOO! GET TO WORK!

> Swap vest ID with Klugman ID. Save condom for (sexy) emergency.

[doesn't]

See that cool cat up there? That's Life Partner Ray and he's in the market for a new ride. But what sort of ride would be a good fit for a stylin' and profilin' pimp like Ray? I have no idea! I need you to tell me!

Sprite up a suitable form of transportation for Ray. It can be any color depth, just so long as it's sweet and smooth, baby. And have it in by April 5th.

The three best submissions will win custom funktastic pimp hats for their sig files -- and that's sure to impress all the fine honeys.

So get to it, all you funky cats and kittens. Time is money for a pimp, and Ray's gotta make the scene, dig?  8) Solid.

(And everyone who doesn't enter this sprite jam will forever be known on the street as a jive turkey. And you don't want that, do you? Hell no! So make a sprite already, baby!)

Do Androids Dream of Electric Lightbulbs ?

Sorry. I'm out. I have about half a story with a nice twist ending, but I can't find a good way to connect the setup to the punch line. I gave it my best shot, but I just haven't had much time lately. Sorry. 

Blade Runner?

I won? Sweet! I've never won a sprite jam before. Gosh! 

Hooray! Thanks, Dave! 

> Take gun.
> LIST INVENTORY

> Prepare to battle zombies with rubber mallet 

JOB WELL DONE, EVERYBODY!! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU ALL FOR NOT BEING A LOSER LIKE ME!!! \._./

This fear is what drives me in every aspect of my life, Snakey-poo. 

And thanks, Cap'n. We never expected to raise as much as we did. 

Wait Hansel is the arch enemy? I thought it was square penix?

Dennis knows about Hansel. He doesn't know about Square Penis -- that particular villain operates in secret, behind the scenes. 

Oceanspirit Dennis has very loose and shaky continuity. I wouldn't worry too much about getting all the details right. But here are a few bullet points that most people seem to agree on:

* Dennis is the love child of Cloud Strife and Batman. He does not speak English very well. He is (often) gay.

* He has a twin brother named Kurt. (One of them may be an evil twin. Or possibly both).

* The name of Dennis' sword is (sometimes) the EmoBlade. The name of his ship is The Fancy Man.

* The names of his spells are many, and the sound effects and spell effects change depending on who is doing the game. The basic ones are Heal, Venom Spear, Burning Fury, Death Glare, and Soul Mower. If you want to add more (many people have), feel free to do so.

* Dennis is a Ninja-Pirate-Detective. He has also been a Viking-Chemist.

* He sometimes lives in The City and sometimes lives on Butt Cheek Islands.

* He once visited the legendary Foot Hills (shake screen)

* Ray is (usually) a pimp. He is the great love of Dennis' life and has tried to kill him once or twice.

* Hansel is Dennis' arch enemy (usually). Hansel is a big player in the world of fashion. He is rich and has many ninjas to do his dirty work.

There you go. Now you know as much about OSD as anyone. Go off and create some games.  8)

> Use ID Badge on door lock.

Happy b-day, Shiver.