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I'm out too. Just too many things going on right now. I didn't have enough time to finish it.

So that's three MAGs games in a row I started but did not finish.    Sigh.

Hey! This game came back! 

While I miss the perspective of the previous rooms, I really like that shot of the giant dome. I hope our little guy can swim. Otherwise, it's going to be hard to do Mario-style platforming one text command at a time. 

Still selling?

Yes we are! Since our last report, we've pulled in a little more scratch. Last I heard, we're nibbling at the edges of 3500 dollars. 

Brace yourself, Canada! Here comes the penis!   

Hey.... Nobody respects Canada.  :'(

Not true, Mr. Timothy. I'll have you know I am descended from fine Canadian stock on my father's side. Thanks to him, I have high resistance to cold, an appreciation for hockey, and all-round good manners. And that's why I penised Canada. If you have a penis button, you can't just go around penising every country. You should save that button for a country that you really like. Besides, we're next door neighbors. I prefer to think of it as friends with benefits.   8)

So don't feel blue, Ryan. I penis heart Canada. 

Babes in Toyland?

Isn't the the right answer? Isn't it Eggie's turn? 

Brace yourself, Canada! Here comes the penis!   

I definitely like the theme, but I doubt I'll be able to put forth a full game myself. Thus, I offer my (mostly useless) services free to a good home. If you need a coder or voice acting, hit my juice.

Fantastic news! Thanks, ddq. If you could help me out, that would be great. Here's what I need: A game about espionage. And make sure it has sexy chicks in it.  And at a couple of spy gadgets used in interesting and innovative ways -- probably through some sort of mini-game interface. Don't be afraid to create a module from scratch if you need to.  And if you want to do some voice acting, that would be great too.

So that's it, I guess. Go ahead and code that up for me. And try to put a car chase or a kung fu fight in it too (a little action would really make this game a standout).

I look forward to putting my name on your project. You're the best! 

Stupot,

You'll need to unlock the elevator to the upstairs office.

Spoiler

Use the lock release unit on the red computer in the storage room

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But after you get up there, you won't be able to get the gun back until you find the badge. Do you remember when it went missing?

Spoiler

Use the multi tool on the gray robot. She stole it from you and it's hidden inside her shell.

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You're very near the end now.  8)

This is clearly a deleted scene from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure where the dudes and Rufus smoke some spliffs and visit faery tale land.  Keanu, as Dan points out, is riding a Wyld Stallion...what more proof do you need?

At last! That screenshot makes some sort of sense! Thanks, ProgZ! 

Cool theme, Monkey. But will there be trophies? 

Here's another hint. A younger Keanu Reeves is in this.

River's Edge? I LOVE that movie!  8)

Thanks for the great review, Tube.  I'm glad you liked the game.

When is the exact deadline now? I has forgotted. 

if I do join, it will probably be with a game on a smaller scale.

9 Weeks In. A dog has been falsely accused of chasing a car and sent to a medium security kennel until she learns her lesson. She must clear herself of these charges and restore her good name (good doggy!) before her litter of pups arrive. But she has only two days left!  8)

Yes! Threats of violence are what every fundraiser needs! 

You can't vote for me. I didn't write a story. 

Anyone else having troubles seeing their trophies? 

And the polls are closed!

In first place: monkey_05_06


Right on his bumper in second place: CaptainD


And trucking along in third place: SaneCo.


Well done, everyone. I hope you'll display these trophies with pride.  8)

Take it away, Mr. Monkey!

Joystick support please and thanks!

Also, can we get emulator support for the old Tiamat (TM) Home Entertainment System? I have some old ROMs I'd love to play. 

I built a simple Mario-style pipe maze / platform mini-game for the Barn Runner Halloween game. I can't even begin to imagine how much work THIS must have been. Nicely done, Shivers.  8) 8)

Disney Princess Series: La Blue Girl?
(I was going to make a joke about Babe and When Furries Attack!, but Noctambulo beat me to it  )