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Men With Exciting Hats: The Movie?

(It wasn't nearly as good as the book, if you ask me)

Tank Runner?

I APPLAUD 

Angry applause. It's the best kind of applause. Ah, I remember the first time I applauded angrily. It was at the end of Bad Boys II. Damn you, Michael Bay, for making me enjoy that movie! 

Does an entity count?

How do you mean, exactly? If you don't want to give it away, just PM me. 

Death Wish V: So Very, Very Tired. 

Hey, this is how I relax! 

Besides, most of this was made in 2010, and I just needed to get around to finishing it.

Lies! Vicious lies you tell us so we won't feel bad about not making a new game before every meal. You make games more frequently than I floss! I AND HAVE INCREDIBLY SEXY AND HEALTHY GUMS!!!  LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!!1!  

The bake sale team appreciates all your hard work and sleepless nights, gentlemen.  8)

"Oh my," said Ben. "I'm so tired and stressed after the madness of the bake sale. I need a break from AGS."

Moments passed.

"Well, that was a well-earned rest," Ben said with a hearty sigh. "Time to bake a fresh game."

And so he did. The end. (For the moment).

BUMP!

First post updated with all the pertinent info we have at the moment.  8)

I used to think these kind of films were awesome, then turned like 12 and I started to make fun of them, because that's what people are supposed to do, even though they're the staple of the late 80s and early 90s  

I used to love Van Damme movies (and Chuck Norris, etc) when I was a kid. As an adult, I love them for completely different reasons. I missed the "let's make fun of this silly movie" phase entirely. I wish we still made coherent but dumb movies like those. It seems like too many of the action movies today are either incoherent (Transformers and Sucker Punch), or trying way to hard to be deep / have a message (Bourne and the Matrix). I miss simple plots and bad one liners. 

Also, I love the movie you posted. But I just had a turn, so I'll let someone else have it.

Ghost is right. A web page is being baked as we speak. I'll update the first post of this thread with the most up to date info and stuff when I get home tonight.

The truth is that we've chosen to lay low for a few more days because Dave is having his big Steam launch today and he needs to put all his focus on that. Plus, he's going to be surrounded by movie stars, private yachts, and cocaine all day, and we don't want to distract him from that.

We plan to begin the media blitz next week.  8)

> Climb ladder to freedom!!1!

It had been so long, I had completely forgotten all about this game. But now, without warning, it's out! Hooray! 

Two more placeholders. Very good. 

Is it Hard target?

It certainly is!  

Fun fact: I was at Mardi Gras the year after Van Damme made this movie and the city of New Orleans had made him the Bacchus the lord of the festival. He was on a float, throwing these coins with his face on them out into the crowds. I caught one and I have it a box somewhere in the closet.

Truly, a brush with greatness.  8)

Your turn, sir.

If by "heavy metal" you mean Cajun accordion zydeco music, then you're on the right track. 

Excellent! Two placeholders. And that's almost as good as two stories. I shall hold you to the IOUs, gentlemen.  8)

Nope. No motorcycle chases and sweet, sweet mullets in The Thing. 

I am fully prepared to blame Dave if anything goes wrong with the sales side of things.

Nope. Wrong wrong wrong. It appears I shall have to re-clue you.



Hint: This movie has Wilford Brimley at his most bad ass.