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> Read "Safety Instructions" (and are we still hearing a banging noise?)

Ha! Residential Green is mentioned! Ha!
Now I have to download and try this out, will be my first OSD game ever!

Baby, it will blow your mind! 

Bump! Added Archipelago Adventures 1.  8)

When I get home I'll add the two Outrage Dreamer Roads game too. (Don't have the links handy at the moment).

An OSD game that costs that long to develop is a piece of worthless shi... shinobian syuriken! 

OSD games ought to be quickly assembled to be awesome... unless... the time was spent in making the game more racis... sexy.

Perhaps. Or perhaps this is a new paradigm in OSD design. And I assure you this game is incredibly sexy. It has Oceanspirit Dennis, for pity's sake! Is there anyone sexier than him? 

Well, it's nice to see we recovered some hit points and nerves. But I think things have taken an ominous turn. Anyone can to share their thoughts about what we should do next? 

YAY!  You released it!   

Yep! And it only took a year for me to do it! 

Thanks, Tabata. I'm glad to see you stuck with it and beat the game. 

[HOORAY! IT'S OCEANSPIRIT DENNIS]

HOORAY! IT'S OCEANSPIRIT DENNIS

That's right! There's a new Oceanspirit Dennis in town, and it's awesome! How awesome you ask? Why it's the most awesome game to hit these forums since the forums went down! (It's also the only game to hit the forums between then and now, but why quibble?)

Oceanspirit Dennis: Archipelago Adventures! is everything you could hope to have in an OSD game -- and considering how low that bar is set, it was an easy goal to achieve!

This game allows you to explore an uncharted area of the mysterious and secret Eighth Sea. Along the way, you'll complete quests, upgrade your ship, explore dangerous islands, and do lots and lots of fighting with monsters and other pirates on the high seas. Learn new spells! Buy better weapons! Suffer incredible casualty rates! Buy booze by the barrel! All in the name of adventure!

* Ten islands to explore.
* Five types of sea monsters to fight.
* Seventeen kinds of ships to battle.
* Eight spells to learn.
* Four weapons to arm your mateys with.
* Eight different potions.
* A stylish man purse to carry stuff around in.
* Plus more!

Giant monsters, sunken ships, zombies, smugglers, deep sea simians, burning hot lava, and a crazed World War One balloonist with hand grenades! This game has it all.

So what are you waiting for? DOWNLOAD THE GAME and begin your pirate adventure!


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UPDATE 1: BUG FOUND!
Cow seen shaking fist at legion of play testers!

A bug has been reported. During the battle with Knottybeard, it is possible for the game to become stuck in an unwinnable state. Please download and apply THIS PATCH to solve the problem.
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UPDATE 2: BUG FIXED!
People throughout the land celebrate and spontaneously break into intricately choreographed dance numbers!

A new version of the game has been uploaded. If your copy does not contain a text file identifying it as version 1.1 (or greater), then you need the patch. Otherwise, your version is the fixed version, so don't bother with the patch.
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UPDATE 3: NOW WITH MORE SOURCE CODE THAN BEFORE!

Source It Up Here!
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I also vote for Atelier.  8)

Damn! And we just got those scissors too.

So are we done with the writing contests? Or will there be another one some day? 

The glove is in case we stick our fingers in anyone's head again. Also, we didn't get even one hit point back after using the bandages? 

It makes me wonder if XP is gradually being pushed out in favour of Win 7.
Are Microsoft, underhandedly, forcing everyone to go Win 7? 

MS can have my copy of XP SP3 when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.  8)

"Nothing is within reach."

Thank you, Dual. I now realize life is a silly, adolescent pursuit unfit for serious adults.

Top of my list is the Barn Runner Series.

Even Queen Victoria would have been amused.

Thanks. That made my day!

I cast my vote for either the old Larry Vales games (wouldn't have discovered AGS without them) or the ~Airwave~ series (that world has a very neat "Full Throttle" alternate universe / entropy heavy feel to it. Plus I can't remember another game that used music quite the way it did).

Ponch! Even you!

Even me, I'm afraid. I'm absolutely stumped. Well done, sir! +1 internet to you! 

This shit still running? ._.

Hey! I like this shit! This shit is entertaining to me. If this shit is not your sort of shit, then there is plenty of other shit to be found out there. Shit, dude. Some people say the internet is nothing but shit. But that doesn't mean you have to shit on other people's fun.  :

Shit.

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> Get rid of glass in pockets. Take scissors & condom. Use band-aids where needed. Put on latex glove.

I have only just started playing this game and my only nag is that the menu commands are dimmed (as per screenshot) until mouse over ... you should be able to see them... shouldn't you?

Really? I felt sure I had picked a color that would show up well even when dimmed. When and if I make another ODR game, I'll try to lighten it up a bit. Hope you enjoy the game otherwise.

Come on guys! This is the bestest movie ever made.

Come on! I swear it's american.

Blade Runner? Thundarr the Barbarian? Seriously, I'm stumped.

Hey, I'm an online gamer! That means I can put this on my resume!

Seriously though, that is quite an accomplishment for the nerd community. Maybe even as awesome as Release Something 2011 or IceyDay!