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It is rarely that you have a gun. Yep, sounds like real-life unless you live in Texas where guns are popular.

I have a gun everyday. But I also live in Texas.

Ahoy! â€" The Sea Cow already found a treasure (but lost one of his two eye patches) - harr, harr, harrrr!  

Ahoy! Thankyee for noticin' one o' me eyes got all better. Aye, it did. Me eye, that is... er, that be, I mean.

And I whipped up that looty findin', booty grindin' cow on me lunch break. Glad ye like it.

Sigh. All that map making for nothing.  

> Look for chocolate or snack cakes.

We could probably use a sugar boost.

Scratch that. This is a commercial kitchen. There isn't a commercial kitchen in the world without a first aid kit!

> Search cabinets and cupboards for first aid kit.

Arrr! I'll be on the logdeck, lookin' at the cap'ns poop!

har har har

Arr. I'd say I seen what ye did thar, lad. But with me two eye patches, I don' see much these days. (Damn that parrot o' mine).

Thank you! 

Arrr! I'll be on the poopdeck, lookin' at the cap'ns log!

So are we going to get another screen shot? Or is this thread going to get dusty and covered in cobwebs? 

Okay I'm super stuck at every part! Don't know what to do about the rats, can't find June, don't have rope for the mail truck, what to do at the bridge to get the ancient barn thingy. Just need one little hint on any of these to get me going please

It's all sort of interconnected, so it's hard to give just one clue.

June:

Spoiler

Have you spoken to the orphan kid in the truck stop arcade yet? If so, you know he wants some meat before he'll release June. Drop by the Amish farm and take the package by the mailbox. Look at it and that should point you in the right direction.

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Bridge & barn model:

Spoiler

You'll need a way to hook the model and reel it up to you. Look around for an old fishing rod (probably where a lot of old stuff is lying around. Then you'll have to find a hook for it. Maybe you'll find something useful in the newspaper.

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Rats:

Spoiler

Bobbi said she already tried regular rat poison and it didn't do much. You'll probably have to get some rat poison (easier just to buy it, I suspect) and find something to add to it that will make it more tailored to the gassy rats in the junkyard.

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Hopefully that will help you start to make some progress.

This is not the time to panic, people! We are in danger of eventually drowning... possibly.

Look, while we're dreaming of hot pockets and cannibals, something ominous and possibly fatal is going on somewhere. So we have to act!

> Take a deep breath. Recall earlier escapades in Residential Green. Make map of same.



Boom. Done.

Take a look. We came up from the sewer (where our gangster friend has probably drowned -- if we're lucky. Otherwise, he's hell bent on revenge) into the kitchen. Everywhere we've been since then has dead ended. There's only one door we haven't been through yet, and we're standing right next to it. So we either wait here to drown (possibly) or get our shoes and socks wet (very likely -- and that's a damn unpleasant way to go through rest of the day), or we go through the mystery door.

Surely this sort of calm, reasoned thinking is the kind of thing that will restore a few more nerves points, right?

Cool. I was wondering if we'd ever get another AGS interview. 

Inventory.

There's a nerves meter?! Oh God, I hope there's not a bladder meter too!

> Regain calm. Meditate and think back to when we were eating mini pizzas and times were better. Pick up cue.

> panic

> panic QUIETLY (there might be cannibals around)  8)

Hint: italian movie.

Barbarella? 

Seriously, you'll have to post another shot from it. You've stumped everyone and we need another clue.

Things hidden under floorboards or carpets. Or behind paintings or posters.

But that's where I keep all my stuff! Where do you store your socks and pencils and spare change? In drawers? Closets? What if you're robbed? They'll clean you out in seconds, without having to solve any puzzles at all. If I could only find a way to make the lock to my house a sliding tile puzzle, I'd be set! 8)

Severed body parts and fingerprint/DNA scanners

So that doesn't work in real life? Wait, what am I saying? Of course you'd know. You're a doctor! 

I thought a scan of it would be appreciated by a certain AGSer who will remain dualnameless.

Ooh! A mystery to solve! Quick, give me a clue to get me started. 

I object to Ponch getting any awards unless he makes his RS:OSD game in AGS.

I object to that objection!

Overruled! 

I don't even know what RS: OSD is but I can't wait to start working on it. (I hope it has boobies in it!)

Oooh man it fuckin' better.

It will just as soon as somebody tells me what it is! 

I object to Ponch getting any awards unless he makes his RS:OSD game in AGS.

I object to that objection!

Overruled! 

I don't even know what RS: OSD is but I can't wait to start working on it. (I hope it has boobies in it!)

Selmiak, it's your turn now. Hurry and post a picture before Dualnames steals your turn (because we all know how he is) 

The t-rex with boobs is priceless.  I could totally see that in a Barn Runner game.

Barn Runner isn't about the boobs!!

It's about...
Who am I kidding??

BOOBS GALORE!

Thank you, gentlemen. It's nice to see that someone understands the deeper message I'm trying to teach the world with me games.