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Barn Runner 5, Chapter 3 Rocks the World!!  Thanks so much for All Your
Hardwork!!!  Eagerly await  4th chapter by the end of the year.  Good
luck. 

Thanks! Part four will indeed make the December deadline. The trick part will be getting chapter 5 out on time. It's proving to be more work than I had anticipated. 

Isn't that the ferris wheel from Six Flags St. Louis? 

Hope you're having fun wherever you are!

[I never change anything that was said in the other OSD games, I just work off of them.]

Gasp! I never noticed. Even though I don't like the joke I find it funny at times to think about. So therefor, I never change anything that was said in the other OSD games, I just work off of them.

Excellent plan. But in the meantime, I suggest you actually finish a game. 

Casablanca?

there will be someone in this community who will come along and reprimand me for being so uncouthly rude toward Icey

Monkey, you are being uncouth and rude towards young master Icey.

And Icey, DDQ established in Blades of Passion that Dennis is indeed the love child of Cloud Strife (mother - adopted?) and Batman (Father). I know that OSD has no set canon, but that is just too good a joke to ignore as far as I'm concerned.  8)

http://jimreed.agser.me/images/oceanspirit-dennis.png

DO I WIN YET? 8)

Win?!?  MADNESS!!


Also, the mouse wheel resize thingy needs to be disabled forthwith! Damn, that function is annoying!

Say, isn't that the same background -- and bisected pirate -- from the previous game!?

What? I'm shocked you would say such a thing. It's obviously entirely different! This time there's a witch and a state trooper in the room. They weren't there in OROW. So clearly it's an entirely new game. ENTIRELY!  8)

Wow Ponch, this looks so good! I am downloa... WAIT! Did you say boobies?

I should warn you: The game doesn't actually contain real boobies. Merely pixelated representations of boobies. Also, most of them are attached to hideous, monstrous spider women. So it's sort of mixed bag, at best. 

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Following on from ODR 3-2, my OROW entry that failed to win any categories, I proudly present Outrage Dreamer Roads 4, chapter three!

This small game takes place a few chapters later, and tells the story of Lynn, her wiccan pal Wendy, and stalwart Wisconsin state trooper Tim as they work to push an invading horde of spider women back into their own dimension following a puppet show gone tragically awry at a LARP convention in an out of the way public park.

Can you help Lynn and her friends restore order and save Wisconsin from the evil spider women? Will Lynn unlock the secrets of the dreaded and fearsome Soul Ghaster Twin? Is the sawed off shotgun a better weapon for killing spiders than the Mac-10 submachine gun? Will I be able to win MAGS after my stunning defeat in OROW? Download the game and find out the answers to these and other quasi-important questions!

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I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it. (Also, it has boobies in it )

BAM! Winner! It is indeed Blade Runner! 

Angel Heart?

Brazil?

Monty Python's Meaning of Life?

No.
Nope.
No way.

Try again 

Someone skipped 5!  :'(

Maybe 5 is a hidden trapdoor?

I guessed right? No way! I've never seen White Lightning! It was just the only Burt Reynolds movie I could think of that had booze in the title. Yay me!

Anyhoo, I'm going for something slightly different this time. My pic is of the "behind the scenes" sort. But true fans of this film should have no problems guessing it. The architecture is pretty distinctive.



Good luck!

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Ker-pow! With one hour and twenty two minutes left before September 1st!



Outrage Dreamer Roads 4, chapter three. (That means that two whole ODR chapters have gone by since my OROW game!)

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I hope you enjoy it and I hope you'll vote for me. ( Remember: A vote for Ponch is a vote for a man who loves boobies! )

White Lightning?

It makes me somewhat sad to see what's become of one of my favorite movies from my childhood. CGI Ewok eyelids? Really? Adding a few extra "NOES!!!1!" to the Return of the Jedi finale? REALLY?!

I swear, 4chan has nothing on Lucas when it comes to trolling. 

Sandlot II: River Barge Boogaloo?

Oh dear lord. I smell a Scooby Doo  "chase montage / door gag" sequence coming up. 

The only Star Wars movies I own are the original trilogy in the fancy VHS box set*. I was done with Lucas after the crappy prequels. 

* Turns out I also own the Ewok movies and Hardware Wars on VHS too. I had forgotten I had them until the "guess the movie" thread forced me to dig out all my old tapes. Thanks, AGS Community! Hardware Wars was a delightful blast of nostalgia.