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Crap. You got it in one. I should have tried harder. 

All right, then. Your turn, limp.

NOTHING LESS THAN BADASS PONCH TO FIND AN OBSCURE MOVIE!

Find an obscure move? Baby, I OWN that obscure movie. I have an old bootleg VHS tape and I'm watching it as we speak. I had forgotten how much I enjoy this old, strange movie. The actors all speak in their own native languages, and everyone seems to understand each other with no problems whatsoever. It's crazy! Plus, in the distant future, the robots run on whiskey, guys named Brooklyn don't know anything about baseball, robots can learn to love, people name their children 7 and 11, and the rarest element in the world is Texmexium. (I think it's what gives Taco Bell it's unique taste!)   8)

Anyhoo, since it's my turn now, here's a pair of screen shots from one of my favorite movies of all time.





Our hero has to face off against the Pimp Army and he also provides the soundtrack for his own love scene. It's AWESOME! Can you dig it?

Sweet biscuits! Is that Gunhed?!?

Yup. 100% machine code!

Wow. Just... wow.  :o

Im stuck again, can you give me a hint on the rat problem, i have the rat poison, also cant do anything where the truck over the cliff is, how do i get the rope to tie to the tree?  thanks

Hello again!

To make the rat poison potent enough to kill the belching, radioactive rats, you'll need to mix it with something that addresses their flatulence.

Spoiler

There's a bottle of gas pills in the outhouse behind the tar paper shack. Once you buy some meat from the hermit, go inside and take the pills. Use them on the box of rat poison and then use that improved rat poison on the big green puddle in the junkyard.

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As for the rope needed to get down to the tank, when you find June's missing dress, ask her about her sisters.

Spoiler

She'll mention how her kid sister, April, used a vine to climb over the walls of the Delroy Estate. Go there and use the pocket tool to cut the vine down. Use the vine on the tree to climb down to the wrecked tank.

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Thanks for playing! 

Tabata. Because her widget makes me think of the strange technology from that old movie Fantastic Planet (or La Planete Sauavge for the frenchies out there). Also, I liked the "light in the dark" call back to a previous contest. 

Very fun little game. Totally deserving of that freeware pick over at Indiegames. 

And all the votes have been counted! (And a coin toss thrown in for good measure).


Captain D stops lurking long enough to win first place!


Sinitrena takes a well-deserved second place.


And Oliwerko takes third for his clever snippet.

And that concludes this contest. I turn it over to you, Captain! 

I think Baron just wanted to point out that he hasn't changed his avatar for years too (or ever?).

Although if I remember correctly, for a while there, someone had stolen his tag line.  8)

Deadline has arrived. Time to vote!

One day left! Two entries, three trophies. That means that there's still one more trophy up for grabs! 

I once set a friend of mine on fire, to try and caption a realtime version of m0ds avatar.

And this is why you're such a unique voice on this forum, Duals. 

And what of my cow? I've done over twelve variations of that very same cow since 2004. No love for my adorable little heifer?  :'(

In these troubled political times, ending your life in an apocalyptic standoff with the government is more and more likely every day. It's only a matter of time, really. But how can you get those jack-booted thugs to take your demands seriously? Well, this device ensures that the tax collectors / hostage negotiators / census takers will stay the hell out of your isolated backwoods compound / self-declared sovereign country.

Cobbled together from a rusty wheelbarrow, an old backyard barbecue, a heavy duty laser pointer purchased from K-Mart, several elastic bands from the cobwebbed SoloFlex in the basement, and the M388 projectile from a surplus U.S. Army M-29 Davy Crockett Tactical Nuclear Recoilless Weapon System that you purchased far out in the Mexican desert from "some dude" who was selling them out of his RV, this bad boy is your key to the executive washroom of the "Super Power Club." Move over, France! There's a new kid on the block!

Presenting the "Live Free Or Die II" (Thermonuclear Boogaloo)

Pros:
  * Man portable (but lift with your legs!)
  * Surprisingly low background radiation for a poorly shielded 1950s thermonuclear device
  * Those pesky government men are sure to take your demands seriously this time!

Cons:
  * Single shot.
  * No spare rounds for range testing means the laser sight's accuracy could not be fine tuned.
  * Poor design ensures that the guidance fins will be sheared off at the moment of launch.
  * Old elastic SoloFlex bands means a range of no more than five feet before the warhead hits
     the ground and explodes, instantly killing everything within 400 meters (or a quarter mile for
     my fellow American patriots).

Nothing in life is sure but death and taxes. And with this little baby, you won't ever have to worry about the second one on that list again!  

Oh, and Ponch, yes, I've actually been talking to every member (except you) on pretty much a daily basis. Didn't you get the memo?

Of course I didn't get the memo. I'm being completely ignored over here. And good luck in Canada. Don't let the snow drifts eat you. 

I have done as you said, he is in the car fixing it but i cant do anything else, i have talked to him about everthing but cant do anymore thank you

Once you've given the fuel chip to the green robot (not the guy in the car), you should be able to transfer the fuel at the fuel station (the big white piece of machinery next to the blue car). Once you've pumped all 10 points of fuel into the blue car, then that part of the game will end and the next part will begin. 

I'll admit, 5.08 cm does sound a lot more impressive that .16 feet. I may have to rethink this whole metric system thing. And I'll have you know I like my milk in a hard, plastic jug -- just like a badly done boob job. 

What the hell? Are all the Square-Peniks members chatting on the phone? I never get any calls! I get no respect around here at all.  :'(



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Don't do it, monkey! It's a trap! Canada has the metric system! And their milk comes in bag form!!1! 

Tina,

Spoiler

Use the fuel station next to the white car and pump all the fuel into the tank on the far left of the screen. Take the fuel chip to the robot waiting next to blue car. Once he fixes the second fuel station, pump all the fuel into the blue car.

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That should take you on to the next part of the game.