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I has fixeded it! 

Finished it, enjoyed it.

Liked the fact that the levels were both totally different in style

But.. 2001?

Whoops. Fixed it. That's what I get for posting while grilling meat. My attention can't divided like that! 

The mockingly exuberant feature list alone is sure to entertain me for hours before I even get around to playing the game. Nice work Ponch!

Thanks! The game is almost as exciting as the forum post I wrote about it! 

Finally! My games will at long last have that little extra toasty something they've been missing! 

It's Starfukk, not Starfukked, unless he gets sucked into a turbine, and HOW DARE YOU TRY TO DRAW THE AWESOMENESS OF SPACE ROGUE ADVENTURER AND SOMETIMES GOOD-GUY THADDEUS P. STARFUKK!?

You'll be hearing from my band of hermaphrodite Amazon lawyers!

Good luck suing Square-Peniks. I vow to fight you in court until DDQ, Snake, and Ben304 haven't a penny left to their names! This isn't over, buddy! Fair use! FAIR USE! 

[ignore this..O_o]

I can't! It's right above my post... taunting me... mocking... Drawing my eyes away form teh worrds im typeeng...

Anyhoo, thanks for the new interview, Dual. 

then again, I guess if your mouse doesn't have a middle button, that would be a problem, was this the case  

That was indeed the case. I have a mouse with three buttons, but it's in a drawer somewhere. The one I'm using now just has two buttons and a scroll wheel. But it fits my hand perfectly, so I use it all the time.  8)

Puppets. Chickens. Postmen. Come on, gang. There's room enough in our hearts for all of them. 

I have Released Something!

Read all about it here!

Now come on, everybody. There's still plenty of time for more releasings of various somethings. All the cool kids are doing it!  

[REVENGE OF THE HANSEL]

As part of my contribution to Release Something 2011, allow me to present a shoddy Oceanspirit Dennis game!

REVENGE OF THE HANSEL

Someone has tampered with Oceanspirit Dennis' credit rating and now the repo man is coming to collect all his stuff!

Who could be behind it? (Hint: The title gives it away)

And who will Dennis turn to for help? (Hint: It's a face from the past)

Featuring the fist appearance of ProgZ's Thaddeus Starfukked Starfukk in an OSD game (well, more of a cameo, really). Plus the return of the mouse Dennis adopted at the end of Ben304's Mighty Pirate. It's two levels of arcade action created in three days with an engine that isn't AGS (so I didn't put in the Completed Games thread). What's not to love? Everyone should play it!

CLICK TO DOWNLOAD!!1!

Source Code (Requires Game Maker 5)

I dare you to enjoy it!

Liked it quite a bit. Nice little story. However, if someone had mentioned the trick with the arrow keys, I'd still be stuck in the bedroom and I would have never found the sandbox.

Frodo: Thanks. Cole has proven to be surprisingly popular! If I had known that, I would have put him in the series earlier!

Calin: It may not have kittens, but it does have a chicken! Surely that has to count for something, right? 

Where do I obtain a rope for the crash site?

Have you gotten June's dress back yet?

Spoiler

After you do, she tells you that her sister, April, just climbed over the wall of the Delroy Estate and snuck out.

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Go there and you should find what you're looking for. 

Monkey, you n00b, you still don't know how to post screenshots  :

HA HA!

EDIT: Oops. You fixed it. My laughing at (both of) you is no longer deserved. 

Cool. Thanks. I'm so far behind on this show, maybe this will help me catch up.

Thankyou. Game completed.

You're welcome. I hope you liked it. 

I am stuck again. Posting this may work and I'll figure it out shortly.

Spoiler

Where are the ranch cigarettes for Eileen?

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Where you'd expect to find them... If you were color blind.

Spoiler

There's a pack in the cigarette machine, behind the green menthol packs.

[close]

They must have been put there by accident., I guess.  8)

I can't help but notice Tabata didn't vote. Ironic.

These Oceanspirit tales must be told. Don't worry about conflicting continuity -- that sort of thing can't happen in the Oceanspiritverse. DDQ once made a chart showing how many parallel universe the OSD world has already fragmented into. What's one more?

When did he do that?

Sometime last year. I clearly remember studying it, trying to divine the secrets of the OSD universe(s).

These Oceanspirit tales must be told.

Must they? Must they really?! :'(

Don't ask silly questions! Of course they must! And you must tell one as well. Them's the rules, buddy!  It's Oceanspirit Dennis' world and we're just living in it.