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Yeah. I've had gas stolen a few times. As the price keeps going up, this sort of thing will become more common.

Just be glad they didn't spike a hole in your gas tank to drain it out!

I had made an updated version of the RON AGS template a few months back. You can read more about it here.

Cool. I'll download it and give it a look. Thanks!

Women are actually boob-patched Men...

So I have to ask... Did the patch fix all the problems? Or just introduce new ones?

Also, I'm pretty sure just the thought of large scale lesbians is unsettling enough to keep me from sleeping well tonight.

I propose we launch a large-scale experiment to test this hypothesis.

I second this proposal.   

About half way through now. Any takers?

Half way through? What a coincidence! I'm halfway through with the game I'm making. This should be perfectly timed!

Frodo: I'll have you know I had to work very hard to make a shower cap sexy. It's not easy!

Dual: Mock you? We do that anyway. Whenever you're not on, we start threads making fun of you and then delete our posts right before you log in again.

[Download this patch]

I can't go back down after I go up, too many CHUDs... :'(

This'll take a LONG time.

Oh, what the hell. I've shared this with about ten people so far. Might as well share it with everyone.

Download this patch and follow the simple instructions in the Read Me file to see the secret cutscene without being chewed on by CHUDs.

Enjoy! 

Frodo: Thanks. I did my best to make a shower cap sexy. It wasn't easy!

Armageddon: The trick to unlocking the new movie is finding the piece of evidence that Prick says he couldn't find earlier.

Spoiler

There's a silver briefcase somewhere in the last arcade, when the CHUDs are chasing you around. Pick it up and you'll unlock the new movie.

[close]

Dual: Yes you would have. But I didn't win a Roger, so your life must tragically go boobie-less 

Ouxxey: I've seen the error of my ways. Thank you.

Also, Frodo found a bug in the patched content, so I fixed it and uploaded the new version of the patch. Thanks, Frodo!

Wow. Somebody set the nostalgia ray on full blast! This looks very, very cool. Hope to play this one by the time Halloween comes around.

Very cool, Snake. Thanks! That's the most unsettling depiction of the porcupine yet!

Cool. Thanks, Scavenger! 

Great patch for a great game.   

Oops! I forgot to mention you!

Thanks also to Frodo, for play testing the patch! 

[Pictured: How the AGS Awards Looked From A Monitor That Clearly Wasn't Theo's]

It's been several days since the AGS awards and, like me, most of you are probably only now recovering from trying to drink away the shame of losing. -- Except for Theo, who had to hire someone to help him carry all the trophies out to his car. Congrats, Theo. I hope that all the fame, money, and power that come with those AGS awards won't go to your head, leading to a Charlie Sheen style meltdown. (I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you, buddy! )


Pictured: How the AGS Awards Looked From A Monitor That Clearly Wasn't Theo's

So now, as I try to pick up the pieces of my shattered hopes and dreams from the smoking crater that was the bookshelf I built to showcase my hoped-for trophy ( :'( ), I have come to the realization that only one thing can help me to heal... and move on with my life ( :'( :'( ).

I am, of course, talking about lesbians.  

I can think of no better way to find the strength to live (and love) again, than to release a special, exclusive "AGS Community Only" patch for the game in which I had invested my very heart and soul ( :'( :'( :'( ) in the hopes that this year, at long, long last, would be my year ( :'( :'( :'( :'( )

So allow me to present the super duper, extra special director's cut edition of "Fully Automatic Mojo"!  


Pictured: Boobies. If anything is going to get me through this terrible time, it's them!

This new version adds three new arcades, several new cutscenes, and an entirely new and amazingly unnecessary shower scene (as so many of my favorite 80s horror movies, which were the inspiration for this game in the first place, were chock full of). There's also a smattering of lesbianism, because if there's one thing that will bring this community together, it's two women soaping each other up in the shower!  8)

So download and install this patch, AGS Community, and feel the warm wetness of my love for you (and lesbians)!

CLICK TO UPGRADE YOUR LIFE TO AWESOMENESS! (EXE Format. 9 Megabytes.)

You'll need a copy of Fully Automatic Mojo to apply the patch. You can get it here

So congratulations to all the winners (most of whom were Theo ). Maybe next year will be my year, AGS Community.... Maybe next year.  

- Ponch
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(Of course, I'm kidding. I had a very nice time at the ceremony (first time I've ever done anything like that, btw), and Operation: FORKLIFT was a better game, so it deserved the win. Thanks to all the AGSers who put so much work into putting the ceremony together!   )

I got a babel fish. 

Put it in your ear and Dennis will suddenly speak perfect English! 

"FOREVER FRIDAY PART THREE
COMES OUT NEXT MONTH!"
-Ponch

You just made my day. Actually my month. Also I just played the wet spot. That was nice. 3 out of 5. 

Thanks! I can't promise the game will come out on April 1st (my original plan), but I can promise it will be out before the end of April.

Also, glad you liked The Wet Spot. There are 200 different things you can fish out of the sea. A true OSD fan won't stop until he's found them all. 

Mods raises a valid point. Why don't we have the P3N15 award anymore?

I got a sudden craving for pancakes...

Me too! So +1 to those pancakes. They're pancakey enough to make me hungry for pancakes!

Great ceremony. (But it needed more lesbians  )

Haha, this was fun, even though I am a vegeterian...
That was probably the reason I only turned out to be an average fisherman, what with trying to fish with a bait that can't really exist in the real world...

Glad you liked it!