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[I do whatever Ponch does. Signed up!]

Joined.  Just cause I'm a bandwagon kind of guy.

I do whatever Ponch does. Signed up!

Yes! Give in to the peer pressure!

I joined because all the cool kids are doing it.

Best Character: Mandle
Best Setting: Mandle
Best Plot: Mandle
Best Word Choice: Sinitrena
Best Natural Obstacle: Kconan
Most Substantive: Sinitrena

I'll have to switch to a fork.

Pale Moon!

Happy birthday Myinah and AGA

Happy b-days to WHAMELIE, Calin Wisegribbler, Space Pirate Adeel, and all the others I've missed.

Ponch, for example, hasn't logged in for two weeks: the only plausible explanation is that he's doing research for his story submission at Band Camp.

Ponch is in the process of moving. Ponch is living out of boxes and has no time to write or to speak about himself in anything other than the third person.

Good entries all around. I only wish I had more categories so everyone could get their share of my votes once I've passed on.

Best character: Baron
Best setting: kconan
Best writing style / technique: Mandle
Most interesting last will and testament: Sinitrena

Happy b-days to Technocrat and Kastchey and anyone else I've missed.

Manscaping is for non-manly men.

Well, prison was tough. I had to join a gang to keep my virtue. I had to do a lot of things in there, to be honest. Do I regret shanking Creamy in the shower on the orders of gameboy (who I'm pretty sure was acting on the orders of Tzachs, who is running their criminal syndicate from outside the prison)? Sure. Do I regret selling Ryan Timoothy to Stupot for a carton of smokes? Yes. But you do what you have to do to survive in there.

[What, I gotta deal with recidivism as well?]

No! Not Ryan Timoothy! He's too pretty to survive prison! Take me instead!!

[Why not both?]

Happy b-days to Gurok, Amerida, and Tramponline (who I also thought was Trampoline for an embarrassingly long time)

Here are my important questions:

1) How much does Grundy weigh?
2) What is Ben's shoe size? (In freedom units, please, none of that flash-in-the-pan metric stuff)
3) Who would win in a no-holds-barred thumb wrestling contest?
4) Which of you loves your mom more?

These questions have kept me awake at night since the beginning of the podcast.

Here's a question if you feel like answering it on your podcast: If you had the resources to fund your own small team (say 3-7 full time employees for a year) and had full creative direction of the game, no strings attached, what would you work on and why? 

Besides Spaceman (In Space): Remastered, obviously.

And the polls are closed! The FWCexit is happening!

In first place, WHAM! His reward for being the best hobo writer is most of loaf of bread!


In second place, Baron! His writing efforts have won this unwashed drifter nearly a third of a loaf of bread!


Tied for third place are the smelly and lice-ridden Mandle and Sinitrena, who get to fight each other over a single, thick slice of stale bread!


A big round of applause for our talented vagrants! Hopefully things will turn around for them quickly and they'll get back on their feet soon so they can afford more votes in the future.

In the meantime, take it away, WHAM!

MOAR VOTES!

Happy b-day, Tzachs and Edmundito!

Since we're pinching pennies with only one buck, are we allowed to spend a few cents here and a few cents there?

Does this joint look like the sort of place that takes wooden nickels, pal?

I know you've gotten used to spending your big stack of votes like the good times were going to last forever, Baron, but those salad days are over (at least until the next FWC), and you've got to get by on what you've got. Sad to say it, big spender, but you're down to just one vote. So dig deep in your pocket, take out that wrinkled ballot, and cast it for the one story that really spoke to you. The other stories will understand. They're going through tough times too. Heck, we all are.

Times are hard so I'd like to keep my 1 vote for a rainier day...

I understand. You're hoping it will only appreciate in value if you don't spend it. Smart man. That's the same reason I've never opened my vintage Chuck Norris action figure.



Sure, I got it in the dollar bin at the Toys R' Us way back when and it's worthless now, but one day it will somehow be worth a fortune, I'm sure of it, and I'll be able to retire rich. Here's to us, KyriakosCH, and our long-term plans!