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maybe a carrot was a poor example.

Nonsense. My game shall have a carrot!

Happy birthday Eric and Doorknobhandle

Voted! Hooray for democracy!

Happy birthday to Mr. Nemo and Mr. Reed!!!

Ditto!

I really liked that game back in the day and it's inspiring to read about what a small team can accomplish.

Happy birthday+, Stu!

I hope the rising amounts of fear sweat will allow him to pull his hand free.

Happy Birthday bicilotti!

Hey, buddy. This is a Safe For Work board. Keep that kind of smoking hot sexiness in your pr0n folder!

Happy b-day, bici!

> Internal monolog: Damn it, Larry! Two out of three isn't how a winner does it! If we didn't have to charm this dame, I'd pull that handle again.

> Whisper: Hang in there, buddy.

Hang in there, buddy! One more and we hit the jackpot!

Happy Bday Wyz and Sslaxx

What this guy said!

> Push him deeper into the machine. The manufacturers of El Vendito wouldn't have prepared for that!

Glad your dad pulled through!

No! Not the cockroach! Now we'll never learn it's secrets!

EDIT: Also, Larry! Noooo!

Happy b-day, AprilSkies!

Hotel Exotica is bringing sexy back, I see.

Ponch gets the beatup wood venus for voting!

Good! As complicated as the voting process has become lately, I feel like I should get a cheesy "I Voted!" sticker or something when I haul myself down to the polls.

Congrats to the winners.

After that exciting action sequence, it's time for some lucrative product placement a cold, refreshing drink. Investigate nearby vending machines.

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Fingers crossed for some Onion Cola (Larry Vales shout out, baby! )

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Happy b-day TerranRich and Mr. Timoothy!

Best Character: Baron
Best Civilization: Sinetrena
Most Unique and Intriguing First-Contact: Mandle
Most Unique and Intriguing After-Effects: Sinetrena
Best Overall Story: Mandle