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Quick paintover (though i did copy+paste your original)
A few things i have changed, not that i know jackshit about graffiti  .
*Made the main text lighter.
*Put another arrow on the other side.
*Made some of the white/blue highlights black.
Cheerzorz,
Fluke.

Knowing absolutely nothing about computer programming, or graphic design.
And probably with some form of social lifeÃ, 

Thanks for the comments MM, i'll get right on it.

I'm starting up a webcomic on the flaws of pop culture (how's THAT for a tagline!!!!)
and i'm not sure about the coloring of this.
Personally it looks a bit fruity to me, i'm trying to go for a more classy look.
Suggestions very very very welcome.
Cheers,
-Fluke

Next: yodaman11111's most precious items
EDIT: That's a little harsh on yoda, so: Fax Payne

My condolences to you, his friends and ofcourse the family.

Using swear words is open-mindedness?

No, of course not.
I am referring to the subject matter of some songs, which have "adult themes" because they talk about a war in Iraq.
Yeah, yeah it is kind of irrelevant but it relates to the direct term of "censorship", and IMO how political correctness has gone crazy.

If you choose me as your lawyer you'll get this free smoking monkey!!

Just my little way of the saying the world has gone politically correct mad in terms of censorship.
As the mass of members know, i am only 13 and a half years of age.
If a movie, tv show, or song slips in a swear, the world literally goes in a twist.
The problem with mass censorship of a single word, be it "fuck",
"bitch", or likewise is that kids as young as 9 can still access the material.
As for your question ManicMatt, i personally think you should screw it and don't worry about a sticker.
The main reason is, the central world does not care so much about a curse word as it does about something to the same extent, yet of a different media form.
Take the case of the GTA:SA Hot Coffee Mod.
Soccer mothers, and old lawyers alike were in an uproar.
Because, after all, they only expected gang violence, the theft of cars and business, murder of innocent civilians and the constant
use of the words "fuck","shit", "nigga" and the like, but a sex scene? My god.
I could go on like this for a while, but i think i'll post this before i start writing up hit-lists for the censorship quarters of the RIAA.
Cheers,
Fluke.

Next: yodaman11111's friends.

this may not have good graphics

You'd knowÃ,  . Nah i'm just messing with you yoda.
This actually looks pretty good, it looks like it has the wit of Yakov Smirnov with the gameplay of Monkey Island.
Yipee.

Next: The day every adventure gamer dreams of (yes, that one.)

thanks guys, appreciate it.
This is for Hornet City btw, the game'll have hijackable, drivable vehicles.

Howdy.
I'm wondering if anyone could direct me towards some tutorials on drawing vehicles (mainly sportscars/sedans and motorcycles) from a top view perspective, like the ones seen in the original grand theft auto games.
I've been googling for something like this for about an hour but alas, nothing. If anyone can link me towards a decent tutorial on drawing TV vehicles then that'd be appreciated.
Cheers,
Fluke.

Sorry for jumping to conclusions. Do you actually have a whole orchestra that you can do that with, or what? Do you have to pay them?

Also, he only allows them to eat through leftovers.
Through the cracks in the ceiling.
With straws.
TD244, so evil, so evil.

Just on Smoking Warnings on packs, Australia has just started new warnings with graphical images rather than just words.
The images are quite disturbing (warning, contains gangrene) http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/2639/warn7kz.jpg

Though from what i hear, people here are just asking for non-graphic images on their packs, or alternatively that the employees of tobaconists put stickers or similar on the pictures, how friggin' pathetic is that?
As for you, Andail, my sorrows are with you,hope it works out okay.

Guybrush Threepwood meets James Bond.
Agent Threepwood
Picture a beautiful, serene beach...
Now picture armed deathsquads shooting wildly with AK-47's, uzi's, shotguns, berettas and rocket launchers.
Hehehe...
Cheers,
Fluke.
EDIT: Oh wait it's too short...
EDIT 2: Fixed it, it's the right length now.

Wow, this really looks interesting!
Back a while ago (like, about a year ago) i was contemplating doing an Alex Kidd adventure game, then for one reason or another, i decided not to begin, mainly because i couldn't find any good sprites to rip, and couldn't draw him for shite.
Well, good luck with this, hope it gets finished.
Cheers,
Fluke.

This is a neat little engine i found for creating a text-based game. The program is called Text World and it really is quite fascinating.
The reason i've posted this here is because, well, text-based games and adventure games are the only two forgotten genres that people want back.
It is incredibly simple, and the interface barely requires a readme.
Check it out, it's nostaligic beauty.
Cheers,
-Fluke.

3 points - Fuzzpilz
2 points - Geoffkhan
1 point - Moi
Congrats everyone else, this was a fun comp.