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I've played the following scenario in my head. Okay, here is the scene, you go to an AGS electrical store.
Cast:
Larry
Clerk of AGS Electrical
Teenager
Manager of AGS Electrical

ACT 1
(larry looks at the sign on the building)
Larry: AGS? WTF? I thought... nah couldn't be.... hmmm.
(larry goes inside)
Clerk: Hello sir, welcome to AGS
Larry: AGS? But... isn't that a trucking company... and a goat society... and most importantly, a game program???
Clerk: ummm... excuse me?
Larry:Ugh.. hey you! Teenager, come over here!
Teenager: Huh? Whadadfugga ya wan me fa ya looza?
Larry: Do you know any other AGS?
Teenager: I dunno whyda askkk meee. Ouhhh i think i should lie down.
Clerk: I can take you to the manager.
Larry: CJ? In person? Really?
Clerk: Who's CJ?
Larry: You know, Chris Jones? The creator of AGS?
Clerk: Uhh.. I'll take you to the manager.

ACT 2
( in the manager's office )
Manager: Hello young sir.
Larry: Yeah cut the crap CJ i know it's you.
Manager: Ah, the clerk told me about this "CJ" character. Now, who is he?
Larry: CHRISFUCKINGJONES!!!!
Manager:I'll call security.

ACT 3
(Outside AGS)
Larry: You can't silence me forever. I'll be back. And then AGS Game Studio will be the only AGS dammit!
Clerk: Y'know, there's a mental institution right over there.
Larry: AaaggghhhhH!!!!!
Clerk: Umm... are you ok?
Larry: Just you wait. I'll eliminate all other AGS. One by one.
Larry; HAhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
(Larry goes off in the distance)

THE END

i have seen a truck with the title 'AGS'. gaaackkk!! goorkkkkkK!!!
o wait, now that i think about it, there are a lot of AGS titles.
AGS gas/electricity(aus)
That truck that had AGS spelt on it.
I think i remember a servo called AGS.
at any lengths.... gaccckkKK!

nice.
the cartoony graphics really catch my eye

yeah pretty much.
you know the kind of games where you are stuck in one place, you go into FPS mode, you shoot all the bad guys and then you move on to a new location. If you've ever Played President Bush Shootout it's like that.

okay, fine. I'll change it back to Silver City.   
I'm glad we're all truced and that. Really, I am sorry to Darth, I probably shouldn't have posted what i did.

but there is a REAL city called silver city and a movie and all that.
ps. soz to Darth, i guess i was kinda out of line

Hey everybody,


Anyways, I put 2 whole hours of work into it...

Wow, that's pretty quick.

i THINK he means a countdown. i'm not sure how to do that, even though someone has sort of told me. I think we need a translator in the AGS Forums to 'Dumb down' some things.

 ::)jeez your strict on this stuff. if i was tripleposting i would be saying the exact same thing as i did 3 posts up or something. This is a completely NEW topic. If youre a little hard on eyesight i'll write it again.
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Ok? I was just saying that we've changed the name of the game. Dead set. I mean, you're doing a good job of moderating, but remember the difference between double/triple posting and saying something. I'm sure you'll learn how to do it in time .
Sincerely,
Blake

Okay, as i have realised there is an ACTUAL CITY called Silver City plus a movie called Silver City yadayadayada i am changing its name from 'Silver City' to 'Bullet City'. Hope noone is offended or anyfing

*blake curses LucasArts... 18 times
*blake yells
*blake calms down
*blake yells again
*blake finally calms down for real
*blake yells yet again
*blake is about to call LucasArts and give them a talking to when...
*AGHHH! Screaming monkey ninjas are attacking me!!!

What?
Are you sure its illegal?
Then what about that Simpsons Fan Game and the Futurama fan game and ( various other ramblings )?

critisice much? :
i was just making a statement about something i found on the web that i enjoyed. Y'know, like 5000 other AGSers have done before me?
These forums are becoming deadset circuses.

hey,
i recently found out this thingamaboba. you drink bottles of cocacola ( aus only ) and den u go to www.coca-cola.com.au and you type in codes and dat and you can win cool stuff like Ringtones, Xbox's, $100 credit for your mobile phone and lots of other stuff as well.
you can also play this Music Trivia game.
Sincerely,
Blake

Oh, and by way, i DO NOT WORK FOR COCA COLA!!!

thanks mate

hey guys,
i want to make it so that you have to click a certain target. When you shoot that target you advance to the next level. I want to make it so that if you click on anything other than the target ( barring the GUI ) you go to the gameover screen. Is this possible? Oh, and don't suggest making the background into an object and implementing it becuase for this situation that wouldn't work.
thanks

Okay, here is the new target for the range. Do you think it looks like the target is in the center?
http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/targetforrange.GIF

fire brigade got there pretty fast

hey, i made this thread so that people can say how they found AGS. here is mine as an example.


One early November morn, I was woken up by my phone ringing. it was my mate, who was working on a game. we talked for a while, and he told me about his game ( it was that futurama game ). He told me he used AGS for it. So i decided to go to the AGS website. i saw a download and thought i would take my chances.
And that's my story.

Answer to:

Kinoko: No it wasnt intentional. It was a blunder from our graphics department. Now I'm going to go fix it. And if i can't? May God help us all.

Chicky: Hey, it's a city overridden with corruptness. The bullet's would probably be faulty.

RedruM89: Interesting? No, it's more boring than a G-rated movie. kidding of course, it is pretty fun.