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Here are the 2 worst movies I have seen in my life.

THE MANGLER: REBORN.

This movie tries SO hard to be scary, but in doing so makes a boring ass movie with no plot, character development, a laughable villian and of course no scariness at all. The villian is a fat, bald guy who hides behind walls to watch his victims...but he's so fat his stomach hangs out from the wall. He mainly goes around with a tiny little hammer that he strikes unwilling victims over the head with. His "evil" face is just so incredibly bad I laugh every time I see it. I could attempt to explain this... but I can't do it justice. Anyway, after killing or knocking out his victims he feeds them to... a laundry press, but a laundry press of DOOM! Also, my favorite scene in this movie is a shower scene of which they obviously used a body double. You can tell this because they have a shot of just breasts for about 10 seconds. Ah, classic.

And now, the WORST movie I've ever seen. I want those 2 hours of my life back.

FEAR OF CLOWNS.

This movie makes Manos look like the Godfather. The camera changes position every 5 seconds, regardless of whose talking, what's going on or if it's needed (which it never is)
What's really sad is people actually change position along with the camera views, making them appear like they just teleported to a slightly different location. The acting is so incredibly wooden. I doubt these people would have gotten a part in an elementary school play, yet the director feels their AMAZING. The villian, of course, is a clown. But usually clowns wear clown suits and have funny hair and big shoes... right? Wrong, the clown in this movie is a big muscular bald guy with no shirt with the worst attempt at "scary clown makeup" I've ever seen. He carries around an oversized battleaxe which is so obviously plastic. The sad thing is the writers (if their were any) assumed that it would be scary if he just walked around going, "GET BETTER... GET BETTER... GET BETTER"

But perhaps the worst part about Fear of Clowns is that... THEY'RE MAKING A SEQUEL!!! I have absolutely no idea as to why as it got completely slammed by IMDB. The director (Who has a membership and often goes and sticks up for his movies) likes to prove how "idiotic" everyone who makes fun of his movies are. This always makes him appear completely arrogant and incredibly ignorant to many film techniques (of which he simply ignores when people on the internet tell him about because "You guys are just jealous cuz I'm making movies and you're living with your parents and paying for cheap hookers.")

I watched this, and let's let it just be told early, I don't like Korn. Or Amy Lee for that matter.

But I noticed that about 70% of the sound come from their accompanying percussion ensembles and orchestras. In fact, all you can really hear from the band is Jonathan Davis' voice and occasionally Munky's guitar. You CAN however hear bass, as there are 3 upright bassists to make up for Fieldy's (in my opinion) terrible tone. My theory behind them having so many guests and accompanying musicians is this: They didn't sound very good unplugged, so they got more musicians so it sounds decent. However, most of the songs are so drastically different from the regular versions, they're unrecognizable.

So No, I didn't really like this episode of Unplugged, since it was barely even Korn, and I would have enjoyed to see it be just Korn, so they may prove me wrong, that they actually can make decent music without the distortion of guitar and bass. But so far I am not convinced.

Why, this promotional video, of course!

That John Smith sure is cool.

Hey, I know I'm new here but, this sounds like very good rules and so I am entering this MAGS.

Oh, thanks man, I'll try that out.

Ok now it says, NESTED FUNCTIONS ARE NOT SUPPORTED what am I suppossed to do know.

It's telling me I'm having problems with room a, and I'm confused.

Sorry, it's still not working

Thanks guys, I'll try them both out and see which one works better.
Ok, first petazzo, the engine tells me it doesn't recognize "Colliding"
And monkey, it says it is an unexpected if statement. Explanations would be great.

How would I make a character that kills you if it gets too close to you? I know it's possible because its done in alot of ags games and I can't imagine it being THAT hard. Thanx.

uh... though i'm pretty sure you ripped all of these graphics, the elevator in the second screen looks like you (or they I guess) Completely skipped doing it in perspective. If you could fix the elevator, that would be great, great work so far man.

Thanx! I'll try this out.

Hi, I'm new here. If you go to Gaming World You may know that I am working on a game called "THE FATE OF KYBERIA" which no one over there cares about. Anyway, back to the topic. In my game I need to know how to change characters through the game. (like in rob blanc 2 and 3) If you could show me the script I would highly appreaciate it. Bye.