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Everything I do is stupid, but I'll tell you one thing, that happened last week.

I went bowling with a couple of friends, and in the final turn, I had to throw a strike, to win the game. So I figured, if I take a not-so-heavy ball and throw it as fast as I can, it should work!

The holes of this ball were alittle smaller and when I threw the ball, my fingers were stucked and I actually threw myself across the bowling-lane.

lol!  

I've only been bowling once and I did something stupid then.  But it was on purpose and only for fun.  It was my turn and I nocked down most if the pins, if not all of them and I started dancing around up there like Chris Tucker in Rush Hour after he blew up that car.

What with the age and proportion threads, I thought it'd be funny to have a thread where you can relate to us some of the stupidest things you've ever said or done!  This can apply to stupid things you've said or done around friends or family or even on the forums here.

Here is mine:

Okay, well I was at this themepark about a year or so ago.  Well, I was on water ride where you get into this boat thing (not an intertube) and plastic doors the close in on the sides.  The ride had finished and was floating into the station dock.  It stopped and everybody opened their doors, except me.  I couldn't figure it out! I had gone on it before but couldn't get it open, which makes me think it was stuck.

Anyway,  I was at the very front and lots of people were waiting to get on the ride.  Meanwhile a couple ride attendants were crankily "instructing"  me about how to get it open.  One of them spoke through a loud speaker in the station used to make announcments and stuff.  Well, I decided the best thing to do was just to jump out over it and either undo it from the other side or let the next rider deal with it.  

Well, I hopped out over the door and the two ride attendants got all ticked off and yelled at me for it and scolded me like a puppy dog saying "no!"  And this happened infront of a bunch of riders waiting to get on.   I look back on it now and it isn't as bad as it could've been, but it's always good for a stupid laugh.  I just turned around and walked away.

I highly doubt that any corporation, including Microsoft could afford to infect their own files with viruses intentionally.  Sooner or later the public would find out and have some nasty things to deal with.

Perhaps Norton missrecognized the file.  That happens alot.

F*ck sh*t bastard sh*t f*cker motherb*tchf*ckint!!!

I think I said what everyone was thinking...

Whoa, what is that all about?  

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http://www.kecek.com/forums/index.php?mforum=GTD&act=idx

There isn't alot there right now, but will be a good place to set up teams in the future.

If being mature means that I can't run around everywhere, climb trees and jump from balconies (but only if they are 1st storey ones), I don't ever want to be mature

Wow, that's cool! Seriously!  

Hmmm.  I dunno.  Howabout Chris' April foolsday joke, AGS to become shareware!  Okay, I nominate that thread

Congratulations on your new official membership!

I'm 15.

Huh??  How did you come up with that Evil?  I don't think I understand.  

I'm really glad to hear that download sizes aren't an issue with most.  I've always worried about creating a game that's like 20 meg and then having nobody download it!

I remember when I was two weeks old.  Man I'm glad those days are over.


Well seriously,  I've heard that the ticking of a clock can sooth a baby to sleep.  You might try that.  I've also heard that if you set the baby on top of the washing machine while it's running, the vibrations help them to go to sleep.


Hey, Foz, you ought to save some of these threads to your hard drive and show them to your boy once het gets older.    

He'd be like "whoa did you really give me beer?"

I think we should hunt down all the spammers and infect their computers with a virus which will constantly bombard them with popups advertising AGS games.  

We look to seeing you again soon!   Hope you get to come home to the good ol' red, white and blue as soon as possible!

Our hopes and prayers go with you.  

* Robert Eric backs away from DGMacphee

I'm not really into hugging men.  It's not that I think it's gay, just that I don't like bodily contact with other men.  Let me grab my glove and we can just shake hands.

Aww, c'mon Robby, let's all have a good cry and group hug!!!  

The last time I really lost it was, as withPeter Thomas, when I saw The Passion of the Christ at the theater.  I, and most of the people in the room started crying halfway through the movie and didn't stop until it was over.  Even though I cried for a long time after we had left and gone home.

I believe that was the first time I openely cried around strangers and while walking down the street.  But I have to say, the movie made me realize some things and made some differences in my life.  

Is there anything Chris can't do???

Well said Scid!

Well, the argument can apply to everybody.  Maybe the hammer thing was a bad example.  

I really don't think anything about it.  I'm not offended by it.  And I don't really think it's real funny.   Huh.  Weird.  It isn't often I don't have an opinion on something!