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I'd rather ask what is wrong with their parents, the kids are too young to know better.

Couldn't have said it better myself.  

Ahhh,  he's cute!  


Be sure to get him a blue cup!

That'd be funny if Def didn't include "Me and JERROD".

(idiot)

I don't get it.  

Because it was "Me and Jerrod" insted of "I and Jerrod"?

This parenting is harder than scripting in ags...

Maybe you can use your knowledge of scripting to help with parenting! Like

FeedBaby(5);

or

if(IsBabyCrying(1)==1)
 NoSleep(8);

But seriously, congratulations and good luck!!  

Congratulations on your new parental status!  

What are you going to name him, if I may ask?
Post some pictures of him for us soon!  

Raggit, well spotted - there are far too many monkeys

Well, I wasn't complaining or anything, I've just noticed quite a few monkeys and thought it was kinda funny.  

And now, out of boredom, I present to you: Interesting Forum Facts!

Yes, the thread where AGSers can learn the strange but true facts about this community!    

I have done some research and have uncovered the following facts:

1: There are more users here with names beggening with S more than any other letter.  179 users to be exact.   There are only 3 users whose name begins with a Q.

The following list is the alphabet and shows how many users have a name beggening with those letters:

(Note, I'm pretty sure that this is exact, although the numbers are obviously subject to constant change.)

96 A's
79 B's
81 C's
121 D's
62 E's
50 F's
67 G's
39 H's
33 I's
98 J's
48 K's
53 L's
144 M's
47 N's
27 O's
77 P's
3 Q's
73 R's
176 S's
93 T's
16 U's
26 V's
25 W's
11 X's
11 Y's
13 Z's



2: There are 21 users here who have the word "Monkey" in their name.  They are:

3-headed-monkey
CheeseMonkeyC
chunkey_monkey
CMonkey
DMonkey
goldenmonkey
HelperMonkey
jamiemonkey
magicalmonkey
Monkey
Monkeybrains
Monkeyman1138
MonkeySpank
monkey_05_06
nenomonkey
netmonkey
robotMonkey
Sockmonkey
the_itchy_monkey
undercover_monkey


Please feel free to add whatever interesting things you notice around here.  But make sure it is true.  

(Yes, I'm VERY bored!)

This may come in handy in situations such as this:

http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/17/

That is Title 17 of the United States code.  It goes into detail on copyrights and infringment.  I don't think it covers amature adventure games,  but it is interesting to read none the less.  

Don't worry, there are lots of people here who will be willing to help you.  

I usually like more dramatic, heartfelt movies more than I do stuff with explosions and naked women, and I'm a male.  I'm not saying I hate action movies or "guy movies", its just that I think they're not quite as deep.

I think that there are some movies that are made just for men, yet there are also movies made just for women.  But there are alot of movies made for everybody.

I am very sorry to hear that you had to remove your game! After all the work you put into it too.   But, I guess paws inc. has a right to do that.  

Well, I enjoyed your game Kairus! Well done!  

Kairus:

This game is pretty fun!  But, alas, I think I've discovered a nastly glitch.

Spoiler

I picked a flower from Jon's garden to give to Arlene.  Well, for some reason, when I try to go to Arelene or any other place on the map Garfield automatically gets stuck and can't move.  Is there anyway to work around this?

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Luutje:

Odie might be able to help you out with getting some water  

TVtom:

Talk to some of the smaller, less welcome residents of the house.  

For those of you who need the hat, read below.

Spoiler

Get some hair out of Garfield's bed.  Climb the tree over the bench and use the hair on the man.  He'll sneeze and lose his hat.  When he gets up, use the glue on the bench.  He'll sit back down and get stuck.  Go back and get some more cat hair and use it on him again.  The same thing will happen again, but he is stuck and can't move.

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I'm enjoying this game! Nice job!  Although some of the course language seems out of place in a Garfield game.   I have a problem though:

SPOILER:

Spoiler

What do I do once the first muntant jumps out in the kitchen

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I like Darth Mandarb's second choice.

Um, Robert Eric, are you aware that your signature is giving "the one digit salute"

 

Whoa, there are nipples!

Uhhh, okay I take back saying that there is no nudity there.  I had to actually stop the animation moving, but I saw 'em.  In that case...  Hmmm... I guess it's not such a good idea to have it floating around.

The other night I was browsing the internet.  I was looking around on this humor site.  
When I left, I was bombarded with an army of popup ads telling me about their spyware remover software and how my computer could be infected.

Well, I natural started closing them.  Then my CD-ROM drive pops open and they bring this message up saying the spyware could be controlling my computer. Like I'm some kind of moron.  And I start thinking "Hey if I had been playing music in there or something that would've really ticked me off."

So I close the disc drive and close the popups.  Well I'm presented with a screen that has no task bar.  The only way out is to click their link.  So, I hit ctrl alt delete and kick it's butt off my screen.  Twice.  

Now today, I find out that it made that stinking spyware add my HOMEPAGE!!!! IT CHANGED MY HOMEPAGE!!!! So now I'm really ticked off, hence this thread.  I SAY WE BOMBARD THEM ALL WITH E-MAILS PIMPING OUR GAMES!!!!!!11!!!11    

Thanks for allowing me to rant here.

I see no nipples.  All I can see is a couple white dots of light.  But those aren't nipples are they???

Technically, this isn't nudity if there are no nipples visible.  Hey, you can walk down the street wearing two bandaids over your tits and a tight little G-string and it isn't nudity.  And that's basically what most girls wear in public anymore.