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I think the main joke is that only a blonde would click through 15 or so links to read a joke that doesn't exist.

And Shasha, no, not all blondes are stupid. Most of them are dippo cheerleaders.

I hate all spam. I also hate the stupid hoaxes that morons fall for and actually forward on.

Like the missing child hoaxes, the Bill Gates give away hoax and virus warnings.

I recently created a spam satire e-mail. It was the ultimate spam!!! It said "Get paid to increase your penis size while gambling in our on-line casino for lower mortage rates!!"

Then a bunch more trash like that at the bottom!! Of course I never sent it to anybody. It just sits on my hard drive and I copied it into my inbox so it looks real.

I also made a tear jerker spoof e-mail. Do you ever get the tear jerkers?

D347h 2 SP4M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

A blonde suspected that her husband was cheating on her.  So one day she decided to showup unexpectedly to the house to see if he was.  She decided to take a gun with her.

Sure enough, there was her husband on the couch with another woman drinking wine and stuff.

The blonde then took the gun and shot the woman. Then the blonde put the gun to her own head and her husband jumps up saying "wait honey, don't do it!!"

The blonde replied saying "shutup, you're next!!!"

Well we can't tell you what to do but it seems like most peole agree. See the doctor.

We were a recongnized community before.

But still, cool!

You don't even know what it is.  But it sounds like something you'd want to know about. Not to alarm you. No offense or anything, but if you are overweight then it would be an especially good idea. Remember, going to the doctor is a good idea and a way to help yourself, not a death sentence.

I understand what you mean about being afraid to find out what it is. But look at it this way:

Finding out what it is will help you to fix it.

Not finding out what it is could cost you more than just a visit to the doctor.

See a doctor soon.  Those are the wisest words we can give you.

To my understanding the body doesn't quite know what to do with hydrogenated oils and it just kinda takes it and stacks it up against the insides of your vessle walls and like causes them to harden and stuff. Neat huh?!

It contains an extra molecule of hydrogen wich is too much and is unhealthy. I read that hydrogenated oil is made under the pressure of like 2 or 3 atmospheres of hydrogen.

So kids lets check the lable and not eat too much hydrogenated oil!!

I used to be totally be addicted to Cheeze-its!!!!

I couldn't get my fill!!! But I cut off on them because they have partially hydrogenated oil. Mmmm were they good!!

Evil, that is sso annoying!!!!!

But I didn't have to reboot. I just ended the task.



Say, who has the link to that "world's most annoying webpage" or whatever where it asks all those questions and stuff? I got to it becuase somebody, I think was Flippy, gave us the link there. Flippy, do you have it?

Awhile back a link was posted with this:

http://www.tekzoned.com/whatswrong/


Here was that thread:

http://www.agsforums.com/yabb/index.php?board=1;action=display;threadid=1868;start=0

There was discussion of other animations in that thread about cool animations like one where a ghost comes running at you while screaming after a bit.  Does anybody have anymore of these type of things??? If so, post the links here!!

Did you hear about the blonde who went sky diving?


She missed the earth!!

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Why did the blonde climb the chain link fence?


To see what was on the other side.

Hehe, sorry to all the blondes here! No offense!!

Finally here is a nice joke:

A man heard his doorbell ring and he went to see who it was.  When he opened the door there was nobody there! He looked down and there was a snail.

The man bent down, picked the snail up and threw him into the yard.  Three years later the man heard the doorbell ring again. He went to the door and the was there! The snail then said "What was that all about?!?!"

People will fall for anything. A couple days ago a person we know sent us one of those stupid sympathy e-mails about the Wal-Mart manager's daughter named Penny Brown or whoever dissapearing. Yet another hoax. I can't believe people could be so dumb as to actually forward something so hoaky.

Oh the sick people of our planet.

Thats a tacky joke. What kind of person would even think it is funny to put kittens in bottles?

how to kill somebody who hates the Monkey Island Series (except 4.  Everybody hates 4).  PLUS LOTS MORE![/i]

Uh oh... *Wears bullet proof vest*

Hehe, welcome to teh community!!! Have fun!

Actually what I said was a 100% joke and not intended to be taken seriously.  Note the winky smilely in my post?

Now Helm with an attitude like that you won't be liked too much either!!! Let's all be nice and courteous!!!

*puts dunce cap on Helm and tells him to put a tick-a-lock on his mouth and write "I will not be mean in teh f0rums" on the chalk board a hundred times*  

And m0ds!! Shame on you!1!1!! i ares g0ing to punish U!!11!


Seriously though, I'm sure there are people who enjoy having Mitar around. I don't really want to see him go but he has to take care of other more important things in his life.  So best of luck Mitar and come back someday and see us!

It's always sad to see board members leave. Especially when they've been here along time. But you've got to do what you've got to do.

Well we all hope you enjoyed the two years you spent here. Perhaps we'll see you again someday. Anyway good bye and good luck Mitar.  

Alkaline, don't quit the TV show!

I think that it is a good idea!

I stubbed my toe once.

Shasha, what are you trying to proove?

And whats up with calling Veteran's Day a "rip off" of your ANZAC (how do you spell it?) day or whatever.