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Yeah, me too. I've always been abnormally thin, like a stick. 140, and thats pretty thin for a guy who is 5'11 ft tall. I somtimes think that I must have like a tape worm in my stomach or somthing because I never gain weight. :S Its not really a pretty thing to think about, but its been a phobia of mine ever since my highschool biology when we talked about animals that live inside the stomachs of other animals.........a little off topic, I'll admit. But I thought it was valuable information that you all should know.

There is this one commercial that used to play all the time around here. I havn't seen it lately, but I change the channel whenever I see it. It shows younge people swimming, running and rideing horses and then this one woman turns to the camera and says somthing like, "I'm not going to let genital herpes slow me down any more, because now I have _______".  

Oh, and I also am annoyed by all those fricken Viagra commercials and that new "Viagra for women".   The LAST thing I want to think about when I sit down to watch TV is old people having sex.

HI! I'm a newbie! Who wants to be my mentor. ................well gosh, don't all raise your hands at once. (Actually, I'm only half kidding in my question)

When I was younger, I was flipping through some thin catelog that came with DOTT and a few other games in a package. (not, this is probobly long after the original release because they were sold together) Anyway, it was my first experience to Adventure games. I saw in there an ad for some Larry game, I don't remember which one. Maybe 3rd? Anyway, I didn't get it because gosh, what would my parents think if they saw their little kid playing such a game!   I havnt had a chance to play any of the earlier Monkey Island game either.

YEUCH! God, is anyone else hungry after reading this thread? *goes to the bathroom to throw up and vows for the 20th time in his life that he'll go vegitarian, and for longer than a week this time!*

Oh, and Ronald Mcdonald does exist!! What are you guys talking about he lives about 3 houses down has a wife and 2 kids, I can give you his house, & phone number if you'd like

Jesus, thats creepy. Little red-haired McDonald kids running around with white face faces, big painted red lips, over-sized shoes and bright yellow one-piece suits. Yup, I'm having nightmares tonight...

In Aus the Maccas Hamburgers are made with "100% Australian Beef" - but apparently that's just the name of an American company, it's very sly, I wonder how they get away with it. It's false advertising.

Damn straight! If I'm going all the way to Australia for a burger, I don't want to eat american crap. I want Kangaroo and Walabee in my Mac!

There's a lot of rumours about what's in their products, as long as I'm not eating too much spit, semen or urine, I'll be happy

TOO MUCH??............exactly how much spit/semen/urine are you actually OKAY with on your burger? I hope you don't request the special sauce.  

[btw, I am never eating McD's again in my life (and havn't for the last 3 years) I'll only eat Subway, so you better not say anything nastey about them cause its the only fast food place I have left.)

Yes that's true because I want the Pluerphberg DVD, the Larry Vales vanity plate, and the Night of the Merhit wall clock, and I'll take the stupid $180 maximum value option to get ripped off for all the "free" extras!

LMFAO! I literally fell out of my chair because I was laughing so hard.

I think that that prank was the best thing to happen to AGS.
WHY?
Becasue it made you not take AGS for granted. We should all thank CJ for making AGS freeware, not the other type.
Now, whenever I use AGS, I think about how thankful I should be that suck a great program is not shareware, like so many great programs are.

Exactly what I wanted to say. I am definitely more grateful after reading this thread. Here I am on APRIL 25 reading this and I fell for it the whole time until CJ finally gave it up. *sob* I'm still getting over the shock. I actually feel sad that I didn't have a chance to yell out my long speech about the injustices of making separate boards for members and non-members. *sighs and tries to recover* anyway.....I need to head over to my GBA meeting. (Gullible Believers Anonymous).

Long Live The Underground!!

I get tons of ideas of games I wouldn't want to create (because of my lack of patience, talent and skil in making games) not to mention my constant paranoia of someone wanting to "steal" my ideas....(STOP READING MY MIND!)...also, I'm contantly forgetful, I think I suffer from short-term memory loss....so if I think of a good idea that I don't want to do, it shoots right back out of my head to make more room. Perhaps if I added more RAM to my brain.....wait, what was I talking about again? Why am I here, who are you?

NO! Wacom is wrong and evil.......because I don't have one and I'm too poor to buy one. *runs over to the corner and cries*  :'(......anyway......*sniffle* What is the deal with the mouse again? I saw comes with it, but I have a lazer mouse right now that I like just fine that plugs into my USB port. Anyone know of a good wacom thats a little cheaper without the mouse that plugs into serial port? Thats what I need.

Alright, finished it. Thanx. I actually tried to pick up that up earlier, but I didn't know which pixle on the hand did the use command, so I assumed it was the same as the others.  Anyway,....that was a wierd game (not that anyone is reading this post so it doesn't matter what I say here, but I just thought it would be nice to write a grateful messege anyway.)

Well, I probobly don't expect much help on this unless the creator happens to see this post. Its still pretty new, so a lot of people probobly havn't played it yet? Anyway, I've already read through about 20 sexual derogatory comments on random objects (including my character accusing me of trying to make him er...never mind) and I don't even have my second object yet. He sure doesn't want to make this game too easy. Anyway, I have a balloon and that receptionist is really starting to annoy me. I assume that I can't go anywhere else until I get past her (because I can't go to the city, apparently.)

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I already pushed her papers off the desk a number of times....

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but I can't figure out what to do after that?

Wohoo!!! I fixed it all by myself. Somthing on my comp must have been messed up. All I did was Scan Disk and waited 4 hours. (the first time I had to run it since I've had my computer) Anyway, it all worked fine after that. Also did Defrag while I was at it. Anyway, thanks again for ya'll trying to help, its all fixed now.  

Alright, although I dread locking/freezing up my computer again on purpose.   The first time it happaned was in NeverQuest whe you used the feather on the judge to make him?....her?...probobly a him?.... sneeze. My computer froze on the second Ahh....Ahh.....Aahhh..... right before the CHOO! :S Everytime.  The second time it keeps happaning is in Frank the Farmhand when he is throwing the rope into the tree to catch a blanket. He twirls it around in his hand and just when he is about to toss my computer freezes. Every time I try, its the same. Its almost like there is so much happaning on the screen that my comp can't keep up or somthing.....but it isn't that old. *sigh*

Hey ya'll, I hope this is the right place to put this thread. I'm not having trouble with creating a game, but rather when I am playing ones. I havn't had this problem until recently, but its rather annoying. Its only happaned when playing two games so far. When a character is doing abnormal actions (things other than walking, talking, etc) which they havn't done previously in the game, (sneeze, throw a rope, swim, etc) recently my computer has a tendancy to freeze....on a rare occassion, it will unfreeze after a long while, but mostly it will go into an error messege after 10 min of being frozen and shut down the game. Leaving me to restore an older save, retry, and have the same thing happan again. Its VERY annoying and so far I havn't been able to complete the games which the error occured. I had figured it was probobly just a bug in the game, but now I think it must be somthing else. I thought I had plenty of RAM and memory on my comp, so I don't know what it could be.  If anyone has some ideas I could try, please respond ASAP. Thanx.

The dolphin NEVER talks, I was dissappointed to. But, you still need him.

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Maybe there is somthing you can catch him with. Ask someone who kows about dolphins

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As for the dagger game, its almost impossible. :S

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If you are like me, your having a problem with the UP arrow. It actually works, but you don't actually see a change on the screen. You'll have to click the up arrow about 45 times or so [do some trial and error] to get it high enough for the first target. From there, estimate how many times you will need to click to hit the other two targets. You'll need practice and luck. (or at least I did..)

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Also, another thing. You only need to go to your room for a few things. If you accomplish these things early, it doesn't matter if it goes to night, as long as you don't return there.

What you need from your cabin:

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1. Fruit basket for the pionts.  2. Change into your swimsuit 3. Change back into your Suit. 4. Get sewing kit from Momma's room.

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*sigh* Does this happan to anyone else? I heard that you needed to

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use the feather with the master for some reason?

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So I did, but right when he was about to

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sneeze

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my computer crashed. In a sense of the word, I guess. "FROZE" is more like it. I've tried it over and over again, even from past saved games and it does that same thing. *sigh* I was sort of looking forward to finishing this game, but there doesn't seem to be a way. Anyone else found any other bugs?