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Hey! I have a huge, humungo, absolutely urgent horribly important matter of life or death situation which I need immediate responses for! ......alright, so it might not be THAT crucial...but... I am sitting here on my bum thinking up names for the company name I'm going to be calling myself when I finish this game of mine. But I want to make sure that I'm not treading on a name that’s already taken. Think ya'll could give me a heads up about who is who?

Dude, that is #&@*ing amazing. Carrots reacting with cucumbers? Freaky. I always new vegtibles where never to be trusted.....but then again...what if on Thankgiving day we run out of water! Or...OH NO! What if we run out of oil. The next challange is to descover how to reverse the process.  

Gosh, so it looks like men are at high risk for cancer as well. .....er.......*thinks* so, umm....does that mean that more men should be "commiting the act of fellatio" more often as well? *ponders this*

*sigh* What you are doing is so wrong on so many levels  ..........tell us how it turned out and how much moneys you made! My demo-in-the-making is having its life choaked out if it while i try and scratch my.....head about how to find enough time to figure out how to make everything work. But, on to more important things. I'm all for naughty picture of Chris on your CD covers. Hotcakes indeed.  

I'm making a "stickman" game too (though it also does not have a relation to your game). Well, hes not actually a stickman, more of a drawing. But I don't want to be yelled at by peoples like Layabout so ya'll won't hear more about it until I gots somthing productive done. (its my first game, so i franticlly trying to figure out how to make everything work)

Well, TK kinda has a point. It’s a thin line ya walkin', foz. I am both absolutely appalled...and yet at the same time strangely intrigued about how you would pull it off. Lol. I mean, hell. Flashbax sorta broke down a lot of adventure game no-nos, I don't see how much worse this one could be (though I’m almost scared to find out).

[Disclaimer: Any similarities between the characters in this game and actual people or persons by the names of “vel”, “czar” or “bigbro” is purely coincidental with no actual relation and most certainly is not intended to portray them.] :S

EXTREAMLY easy to miss, I got the things needed to get a ship right away, but had no clue where to recieve it. lol. Thanx for the help.

Ummm.....er.....this isn't the game that drunken college frat boys invented to make eachother puke is it?  

I was wondering the same. I assumed that it would be a sarcastic comeback-like remark in response to somthing silly someone else said?

I just would like to say what these people are doing is so $*#@ed up, I don't even know where to start. But, I guess my feelings are about the same as whats already been stated. Rodekill has the right idea. There are very few communities of gamers who share their work for free, and it never occurred to me some group of fat cats would cheat people of this awesome concept. I guess the best we can do is learn from this and better protect our work in the future and make sure more people know about this. LMAO. I would love to see a new trend of games with "This Game is Lickmysweatyscrotumware" messages and the begining.  

Yatzee is my hero.

I had the same problem and I would be glad to help. It took me a while to figure this out. (and yes, you are a duffus. )

1. Have you been into the room with the scanner in it yet? If not, you need to. Why? Because if you havn't, there is no reason to give the janitor the book.

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1. You need to aquire the saw from the tortour room. 2. Get this and go down to where the sleeping guard is. 3. Slice and dice off his hand *eeewww...* (notice the lack of blood. Odd) 4. Go back up and use the hand you savagly cut off on the scanner.

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2. What do I do with the telescope?

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If you are in the room with the reactor and the naughty evil man, you will notice the minion talk about changing the codes and somthing about a sticky note. Oh look! There is one on the counsoul.....but darnnagit! There is no way to get close enough to see what is written there......

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     I have the same problem. I am a novice programmer, but expert gamer and I loose patience and my attention span with the game i am currently working on very quickly. Its mostly because I realize how much I don't know and how huge my task is, ergo =  I get overwhelmed. I keep thinking that if only I was working with one or two other people, I could keep on task and the possibility of making a better game becomes more realistic and less of a fantasy. Sadly, I have not be able to find anyone willing to work on such a project (maybe I'm looking in the wrong places?) with a person who isn't a AGS expert yet. (a.k.a. "me").

    My suggestion is that you think of your project like a sketch of a person. First you must define the form and basic structure with lines. It won't be perfect, but it doesn't have to be. Then, start to flesh out the stick figure in pencil. You do not need to put everything down exactly where you want it to end up. Then, you paint and add color, filling in all the final little details. Is it such an inconceivable idea that you could start putting everything together right now and then maybe fix something with  a background a little later on?  Because, like it or not, if you add all the perfect details in now, you'll end up painting them over later.

    Good luck to you, I hope you keep with it.

hehe, there is such URGENCY in your voice.  

Apprentice was the BOMB, I still think it is the best AGS game I have played (however, that is not to say I have played them all.) The intro was halarious (I play a few RP games) and I have yet to see a GUI/Inventory "picker-upper action" as spiffy. I'm not very well known in the AGS community yet, but I'm working on a game and I would love it if you allowed me to play a part in Aperentice2 . (I havn't done much voice acting, but I've taken a few acting classes )I'll send ya my voice and you can tell me what you think. (I wasn't smart enough to find the secret puzzle, but hey. Thats alright.)