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Why would a pig drink coffee?

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Your friends and family will reward me for your demise!

Please don't call the police!

Cool effects! Though at 12 seconds....they shoot ice sperm?!

I am surrounded by you idiots! Such idiots you are: The longer I stay, the more idiotic I become.

We're just acting like that to get rid of you!

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The man who taught you to fight, must have been a bumbling buffoon!

Version 2 released.

5,771 words - 130 passages total so far.

......Come to think of it, Twine can also be used a dialog planner.......

I'm sure I've seen people ask for flow chart like software in the forum before.

Thanks again!

People will remember you as the town idiot!

And what will they remember you for? Worst dressed?!

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I shall rip out your heart, and feed it to my hounds!

Cake or death?

From the size of your waist, I'd suspect you ate it all...

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I shall execute your demise like an artist creates a masterpiece!

Blasphemer!!  Do you have a link to said software? Google seems to come up with lots of different stuff.

Your sword is so blunt, it's sponsored by the Andrex puppy.

Funny, when I look at your hair... I think of the Dulux dog!

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When I'm done with you, there will be nothing to bury!

Thanks guys! It really motivates me when I get comments like this!

This was originally just supposed to be a little distraction while I had a break from my next AGS project.

I had so much fun making it, I'm going to add more content!
Already done one part where the captain takes a ship out for a drunken joy ride.
Also hoping to improve current passages with the characters talking and more jokes.

Poor fellow managed to shoot off his own head!

You have more warts then a warthog that hogs its warts...

Hm? Sorry... I thought you where talking about your penis again!

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My weapon has an itch, that only your death can scratch!

Did you ever consult a doctor about those nervous hand ticks or is this really your fighting style?

I've been diagnosed with Parkinsons....yeh I bet you feel like shit right now.

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I can hear your mother calling your name!

Your mother wears army boots!

I'm not going to mention what YOUR mother's been wearing on that street corner!

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I'll deal your death, with a master stroke!

There are no words for the cowardice you have shown!

Buy a dictionary!

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My niece has more fighting skill!

You've got more STDs than a phone book.

I caught them from your sister!

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Before the end... you will beg me to stop!

Play SpaceTwine.

I discovered Twine last night, thought I'd give it a go.

SpaceTwine is one of those "Choose your own adventures" a multiple choice text adventure.

Join Captain Cornelius of the Earth Space Federation! Will you uphold the Alpha Directive? Or become a space pirate! Will you live? Or will you catch a deadly Space STD?!

Twine software.

I'm tempted to make a graphical version in AGS. Using Twine as a game/story planner could be useful.

My anger is feared through out the whole world.

What you mistake for fear is actually embarrassment!

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Your life I shall extinguish, as easy as a birthday candle!

I fart in your general direction.

I wondered what that brown stain was...

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My fighting prowess is famous throughout the land!

I've met narwhals more attractive than you...

Yeh I suppose your last girlfriend was quite hot... for a whale.

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I've had more sport, from a ten dollar hooker!