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The best way to prove to people you aren't lazy is to get a job.  Although you still are lazy, people respect that you got off your ass and did something.  Fools.  If they saw what I was doing now...

What I'd like, is for everybody to post what they do for a living.  Whether it is a part-time, or full-time job, I'd like to know.  If you want, you can tell how you came to get that job (it's more interesting that way, I feel).  

I'm not going to follow tradition and start off with my job, just so you know.  Now get your lazy asses into gear.

I haven't seen Scid in a while, and I'm worried he may have left us.  I don't really pay attention to what goes on anymore, because of the endless bullshit that's being pushed around now, but if anyone has any information on where Scid is or when he'll be back, I'd like to know.

Thanks.

Ever rub your nose when talking to someone and a small chunk of dried mucus flies off and hits them?  Do you ever rub the inside of your ear because it itches, and when you pull it back and look at it it's covered in earwax?  Do you ever get an erection nd you don't know ut, so you stand up and there is an enormous bulge in your pants that everyone sees and comments on?  "Hey, you seem to be having fun."  How about when your drinking something like soda or whatever and it goes down the wrong way and you start choking?  Then your friends come over, your eyes are watering and you're hacking, but one cough stops it all?  How smart do you feel then?  

Anything you'd like to share?

I bought some pencils and paper and started drawing.  This is what came out first.  I didn't draw the hands because I can't draw hands.  I tried out drawing clothing folds and wrinkles, since my original artwork was always very straight and stiff.  How does this look?



Edit: I just noticed that the left ear (from his angle) looks a bit strange.

Edit again: I just edited it again with paintshop, and now it looks horrible.  Let me find the original...

I just wrote this short little story I thought you all might like.  It took about an hour to write, but I think it was worth it.

http://pub34.ezboard.com/ftheofficialjackforumfrm5.showMessage?topicID=72.topic

The local bowling alley has people from town, as a joke, do stand up comedy for the crowd once every couple of weeks.  Recently, the performances have gotten quite good.  After watching Last Comic Standing, I decided to sign up for the next time they do this.  Wish me luck...and may god have mercy on my soul.

(Any ideas for my act?  Wait, let me get a pen...)

For you people who have decent attention-spans, go to http://pub34.ezboard.com/ftheofficialjackforumfrm5.showMessage?topicID=53.topic and tell me what you think.  Do I dabble to much in insight, details, etc.?  I need your opinions so that I may be able to start the project I have been wanting to do for awhile.  Write a book.

Recently I've been having severe headaches, stomach and heart pains, and a tingling sensation in my groin (sometimes this one is enjoyable).  I'm afraid to go to the Doctor for fear that it could be something serious.  Last time I went, I had a major operation on an area I do not want to share to fix a problem I don't want to share.   Anyone have any ideas or words of wisdom to calm my nerves?

Tackle this however you like: You can't stop people from doing things, but you can provide punishment.

Do you think this is true?  Post what you think.