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Well, it's a good thing that dream never happened, eh?

Why, just last night, I was dreaming that I was driving from Canada to Okinowa, and I accidently stumbled into the long forgotten psychadellic love tunnel created by the feet of drunken, homosexual chinese men wearing leather.  They waved to me and shouted, "Join us, and we will lick your armpits and dry you of your ball sweat!"  Naturally, I started driving faster, when Robert DeNiro popped up out of nowhere, and stood right in the middle of the street.  He seemed to be having an epileptic seizure, and was wearing a wedding dress.  I couldn't stop in time, and ran him over.  His body popped open and spewed forth many copies of Penthouse and National Inquirer.  I grabbed a copy of National Inquirer, and saw that m0ds had recently gotten a sex change opereration from Yufster.  M0ds had also changed his name to m0dsette.  At the end of the tunnel, BOYD1981 was riverdancing and singing a song in a high-pitched voice.  I ran him over too, but he managed to get back up and chase after me.  He did catch up, then pick up the car, and flung it into the air.  After about two hours, I landed in Scotland, then realised I was dreaming, and woke myself up.

Would that be lucid dreaming?

Yeah, you could always claim that It's part of your religion, and no one will want to stop you.

I'd rather not have control over my dreams.  I like being surprised by what my subconsciousness comes up with.  Just the other day, I had a dream that I was on a rubber raft with a band of pirates looking for Captian Chedder's sacred purple cheese.

He has a bad "Michael Jackson" complex.

Perhaps the human and canine want to get married just to have legal interspecies sex.

Where have all my socks gone?

Don't fret, I started going bald and gray at age twelve.

I only dream when I fall asleep inebriated, by prescription painkillers and such.  When that happens, though, I usually dream about a town that spawned from my subconsciousness, called Loserville.

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Please excuse me, but I must now murder Krynge.

This talks about his Ph.D in mathematics.
www.cfm.brown.edu/people/ckrtj


And here's a little something about his baseball career.
www.baseball-reference.com/j/jonesch05.shtml

m0ds, use DirectQB.  Try googling for it.  If you can't find it, i'll scrounge around my computer for a copy or just zip all the files.

DirectQB has ASM programmed image loading and drawing routines.  It also has Keyboard and mouse commands and makes QB much faster and and easier to make games with.

m0ds, you tosser.

*wink nudge*

* Robert Eric is having trouble figuring out what he should kill CJ with.

I know.  I'll call c_leksutin.

Las, do you have Digihelm by any chance?

If...CJ...dies?  Who told you I was going to kill him?  Was it Yufster?  Melia?  No, don't worry...his time hasn't come yet.

How do I look?

I had to edit my post five times so I didn't sound like an ***hole, so don't worry.

Robert and Eric are my first and middle names.  I figured it would be better to just use my name than a nickname.  I don't have a nickname to use if I did want to use one.