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Dorcan, **** off.

I hate those, especially real life ones.

THIS IS MY NICKNAME BECAUSE I LIKE PORN.

Really, please go take a look back and find the other fifty "how did you get your nick" threads.

I like the one with Alec Baldwin as a scoutmaster trying to seduce Canteen Boy, Adam Sandler.  And that one with Mike Myers and the bald guy from Seinfeld in an Italian sub shop.  They keeps asking them, the italians, for more of some food item.  "You likah da juice?" *calls to the others* "He likah da juice!" "You want more juice?  We get you some more juice!"  I'm not sure why I found that funny, though.  It doesn't really seem that funny now, looking back.

And it seems like you want it to happen, by stating that.

2:22PM - 2/4/04

I've successfully moved all my stuff into m0ds' attic.  After all the weeks I've been stalking and spying on him, I've never seen him go in there.  Strange, the ceiling is moving.  Oh, there is a sign on the wall.  "Ceiling Compactor Room."  Crap, the door is locked.  Well, my plans have fallen flat, I think.  Heh, fallen flat.  Get it?  Fallen...flat... *crunch*

Since Justin didn't expose a nut, I'm all smiles.  Actually, I don't really care what I see or hear.  You could come right up to me, drop your pants, and say that every french person sucks, and I wouldn't care.

In this competition, your goal is to add text to the speach and/or thought bubbles to add a story behind the comic. You can make it funny, serious, or whatever, but try to keep it reasonably clean and intelligent. Your comic for this week is:



Have fun, thy brotheren.

I like that skit on SNL with Dana Carvey as a TV news anchor or something reading headlines off the teleprompter.  I forget what his character's name was.  "*name here* died of an overdose of crack cocaine..."  If someone can tell me that character name, I'll be very happy

$10,000?  You're getting ripped off.  Tell them for $100,000,000,000,000, you'll give them AGS, you're house, your car, your sanity, your testicles, and your individuality.  Doesn't that sound like a good deal to you?

The other day, I was flipping the channels and landed on Mad TV.  The current skit was of an easier to make meatloaf which was also supposed to be fun to make, I think.  Anyway, after the introduction and explanation, you see a man pour the powder into a bowl with water, milk and some eggs, then hold the bowl down below the counter and proceed to beat the meat violently.  It then cut away to a mother walking to her two kids who are playing at the kitchen table and ask them both which one of them wants to beat their meat.  It then ends with the title of the product, and a close up of the man shaking his beating hand and trying to catch his breath.  

What is your favorite skit from your favorite show of the same sort (i.e Saturday Night Live)?

Many years ago.  Possibly before he started creating SCI Studio.  Speaking of SCI Studio...WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?  I'm sorry for being so impatient, but he hasn't even said anything about it for over a year.  I'd like to at least know if he's still developing it.

I wasn't really going to reply to or fall for this, I just wanted to see what you guys thought *shifty eyes*

Perhaps someday some young person will read this, and in the future go back in time with his own time machine and tell people about it and give predictions using the name John Titor.  Then some young person will read it, and in the future go back in time with his own time machine and tell people about it and give predictions using the name John Titor, and so on.

I just got this very confusing email.

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ATTN,
Dear love one,

MY name is george mamadou age 27 a student of computer science.

I am writing with deep sorrow and weeping concerning my condition of living here.
My life is in danger crying for your help in a family of seven (7) concerning the death of my father and brother. My father is Dramane mamadou a well known rich man. we are occupaying a small village near abidjan capital city of (cote d ivoire) being a well known cocao and coffe producer a transporter, gold and diamond dealer.

The sudden disapearation of our father and brother brought our family separation from each other, but for me I am with my uncle at bassam a town close to abidjan. On the 9th of may my father was arrested by unknown soldiers at about 8pm when we were taking our dinner in the presence of our mother and his children they kill him and his body were not seen till today, after his arresting my elder brother 30, went in search of him was beaten and he became parallised of which he later died in the hospital here.

On the night my father was arrested, the soldiers looted our home took away my father coffre-fort (save) contaning his jewelries and money valued over fifty five million fca (55,000,000fca) it was after the second raiding of our home that I ran away because these men raped my younger sister age 17 and turtured my mother becaused she resisted in opening the family safe, still mouring for the death of her husband and son on her sick bed she revealed the family WILL, which is my purpose of writing.

For we northerners have been marginalised in this country and my father been a rich man from the northern side was assasinated out of greediness by his business/political opponents, with the intention of claiming his wealth, and they succeded even his younger brother was murderd also.
Now I am afraid becaused of my age I don't know what to do I discoverd in my father's will that he deposited Seven Million Dollars ($7,000,000.00) for the family now I am the only hope of the family.

My sick mother and my sister's situation lead to my surferings now, due to the political situation in this country, I have to leave my education to support my poor family, the condition here is too bad for us, we are refugee in our mothers land for now and I don't know when this will be over, unless you help us but now we have decided to seek for your assistance to provide us with the account where the money will be transfered to as our father's foreign partner.

Because of my age, I don't know what to do. If we don't do something now we may also lose this money, so we need an external Asissitance that will present as our father's foriegn business partner for the claim of the money, PARDON if you can help my family out from this by asissting us for the transfer and investment in your country, you will have your reward and percentage is negotiable and this is our only hope for now.

Please help us confidentialy as you can and God will bless you and your family.

Yours sincerly

mamadou and Family.
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I don't know what to make of this.  Should I reply or just ignore it?  It doesn't appair to be spam and the email address proves he is who he says he is.

Can't see why he's looking to me for help.  He's older than me, and nowhere near me.  It's not a mistake of address; he sent it to roberteric@rain-day.com.

I'm sure Eric would be interested in this.

So far, it seems the only current possible direction in time to travel is forward.  Going back in time would depend if time really exists and is actually accessible.

Edit: By the way, Howard Dean will become the next US president, and Osama will stage another attack on the US, which Dean will handle brilliantly without declaring war.  Wouldn't it be funny if this happens.

Yes, I watched Pirates of the Caribbean last night; Johnny Depp is great.  Not just in that movie, but all he has been in.  I almost didn't realize it was him.

Edit: Igor, I think you may want to see a movie called "Prozak Nation."

Three gigabytes?  I hardly even have one to share on my largest HD.

The original version of this post was not too kind.  I guess I did miss the point of this one.  I will try to make a good, new one to submit that is actually relative.

Self explanitory.