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I don't see it.

This brings to mind a scene in Mallrats where the big guy with the hat is staring at some art and can't see the hidden picture.

"IT'S NOT A SAILBOAT!!!"

I have the choice of seeing Kill Bill or Scary Movie 3.  What do you suggest?

Don't worry, Rode.  Once I'm done watching the DVDs, I'll send them back to you.

How did they break in?  Pick the lock?  Break a window?  Found the key under the doormat?  That completely and utterly sucks.  I have to agree about the police part.  The law enforcement in this country has become (and for many places have been) a complete joke.  If it wasn't for my dog, my downstairs tennants, and the alarm system I had put in, I would have been robbed many times.  Seriously, get a dog.  Not those small barking attrocities, but a large one.  Times up.  I have to go.  I'll finish this post later.

* Robert Eric ducks under his desk

Can you use VDMSound and DOSBox together?  If so, WOOT WOOT!

PS. Obviously a joke.  OBVIOUSLY! (I'm an idiot)

His post-masturbation blues.

* Robert Eric cooks a fancy dinner, lights a few candles, turns down the lights, puts on some Marvin Gaye and leaves DGMacphee and Eric alone in a fabulously furnished dining room, the walls lined with expensive pictures and ancient china set on the table

* Robert Eric calls up the crocodile hunter

Yes, good.  Now translate that crap in the beginning so I can read it.

Fictional characters?  Roger Wilco for office.

*sniffles*

Fourth cold this year.  Who knew you could catch a cold from computers.

* Robert Eric pulls out a gun and blasts his good-for-nothing piece of **** computer right between the eyes!

On the football field in winter, me and group of other Seniors used a snowblower to produce the shape of a penis in the snow.  At night, of coarse...

For instance, saying that Helm is a dickhead wouldn't be an intelligent flame, but saying that he is a high-pitch speaking, butt-chinned greek would be...that is if he had a high-pitched voice and a butt-chin.  Another example would be saying that I'm a homosexual isn't an intelligent flame, but saying that I'm a sick, disgusting french idiot with a child nose would be.

j/k

Hm.  I like the sound of that, C.  Exactly what sort of services are you offering?  Could you build small storage sheds, and additions to mobile homes?

Let's go for it.  I'm bored enough to read all of it, and maybe even participate.  There are some people here I'd like to flame *rubs hands together*

 :o

Wait a minute, Eric...that was fake?

Speaking of noses, I almost still have the same one I had at eight.

Go to Boston.  Or, better yet, come here.

Well I'll be damned.  You know what, let's stop this competition.  It's getting boring.

"I TOLD those damn sheeps to shut up!"

- All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them