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The further the dial went, the harder I laughed, until I clicked and saw I was only six percent gay.  Then, I was just confused.

"Surely this is some sort of mistake.  I didn't realize I was so manly."

I am six percent gay.

[PAINT SHOP PRO 7]

Actually, that was...PAINT SHOP PRO 7

You never said it had to be good.

If a man was sitting in an apartment covered in his own feces, wearing his underware on his head, smearing peanut butter all over his body, whistling the tune to Barney and watching "How to molest a ten year-old boy", I'd think they were:

1.) Intoxicated
2.) An artist
3.) Mentally Handicapped
4.) Crazy

I could have done much better.

Why should we?  You didn't exactly give us a reason.

* Robert Eric knows that there is no way m0ds can guess his new email address

* Robert Eric checks email

I guess I spoke too soon

If you can somehow slap an existing Adventure Game like SQ on a PS2, GameCube, or XBox, it may sell pretty well...advanced graphics, better sound/music, and voice acting...

I'm not shy, and usually very blunt.  Sometimes I become very violent, but I never shout.  I don't argue, because, frankly, I can't win.  I don't know anything about anything.  I don't like to be alone.  I'm paranoid when I'm alone.  I hear noises that don't exist, things that aren't there, etc..  I am a black belt in Kempo Karate.  I started only because I thought I was getting fat and out of shape, and I continued because I couldn't get the nerve to stop.  And I'm a filthy pervert.

Welcome....Zz...Zzjs...zzizzmoz...zzizzmopper....Jizzmopper?  Oh!  Hello Jizzmopper and welcome to the forums.

j/k with the name mispronounciation.

So, I ask you: What should I have for breakfast tomorrow?

Your hat.  Flame-broiled, covered in Soy Sauce, sprinkled with red peppers, and dipped in beer.  I tell you, it's better than chicken, beef, turkey, or any other meat.

I still have to shake my head.  I can see that some things have been resolved and everyone is in the forgive and forget attitude, but I would have liked it better if none of this had started in the first place.

I'll have nothing to do tomorrow, I'll give it a try then.

Twelve post average?  Dmitri, shouldn't you be doing your homework?

Posting it publically helps amplify the effect.

Five pages?  I can't do a story with only five pages.  Fifteen, maybe.  With five pages, I can only do the introduction...





What a load of bullshit, eh?  Maybe someday I'll stop being lazy and write one...

* Nellie imagines Even in leather on a Harley Davidson

:o  I'm not even going to ask.

None of the above.

Then you'll just love:

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/sesamestreet/default.asp

Yes, I too have gouged out my eyeballs in a futile attempt to rid this from my consciouseness, but I guess a labotomy is the only choice I have.