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No, it's something I thought up.

"How about we give him a one-way trip to Hell? He can drink all the Bloody-Maries he wants, and swim in the boiling-acid pit of despair until sundown, where he can watch blood flow through the skylines while listening to the soothing sound of the screams of the damned. Then again, we can just write a card, or bake him a cake."

I bought some pencils and paper and started drawing.  This is what came out first.  I didn't draw the hands because I can't draw hands.  I tried out drawing clothing folds and wrinkles, since my original artwork was always very straight and stiff.  How does this look?



Edit: I just noticed that the left ear (from his angle) looks a bit strange.

Edit again: I just edited it again with paintshop, and now it looks horrible.  Let me find the original...

* Robert Eric checks to be sure he is wearing pants.  When he is convinced, he checks again.  When he makes it an absolute fact in his mind that he IS wearing pants, he checks again.  Then, he puts some on.

You moron!  I could have gotten that for you for free...of coarse, you would be persued by the FBI and the mafia for the rest of your life.  Aw well...

I spent $50 on one of those plasma orb...things.  You know the ones where little beams flow from the center onto the glass, and when you touch it, a big beam flows to your hand?  That piece of shit.

I just wrote this short little story I thought you all might like.  It took about an hour to write, but I think it was worth it.

http://pub34.ezboard.com/ftheofficialjackforumfrm5.showMessage?topicID=72.topic

And here I was, thinking that JACK was the gay guy.

Same here.  I never step on cracks and avoid coming into contact with people in public places.  I also sit on my couch listening to the door and the windows wondering what the hell those sounds are.  They're coming for me, I swear.  One of them is going to stumble out drunk and out of control with a gun or knife or something.  Then, I have to know exactly  where my cat is at all times and what she is doing.  Each drink that I drink is lined up in my pantry according to date, size, and the particular kind of drink.  The have to be cleaned first.  My house needs to be cold at all times.  I will not allow the temperature to reach over 50.  Whenever I step on the floorboards, I just know that one more step will end up with me falling through the floor and into the downstairs tenent's bathtub.  And woman.  I hate it when they touch my things.  They get it out of place and then I have to put it back in the right spot.  My alarm clock MUST be ten minutes fast, or I will have lost precious time.  I keep a tarp over my car so no birds can shit on it.  If I had my shotgun, I'd blast those winged freaks out of the sky.  They wait until you're away, the spew their white showers onto your prized beauty.  And those drunks can't fucking drive at all.  They swerve down the road and speed out of their driveways and I just know that one day they will hit my house.  Everything in my dresser is neatly organized.  Shirts, shorts, pants, socks, etc..  Nothing can be out of place.

Sorry.  I guess I got out of hand a bit...

Unless c_leksutin offs them all from the darkness.  Then no one would win.

Grundislav is Satan!  Look at his eyes!  Either that, or he's drunk or high.  I hope it's the first one, since that would be more interesting.  Satan in the AGS community.

I thought it was FU.

I graduated, but none of the information that you are asking for will be revealed.

My act will include the dentist (something alot of comedians have talked about), public restrooms, bodybuilding, and the best of all...SEX.  If the act does not go well, I'll just have to pull out my penis.

The local bowling alley has people from town, as a joke, do stand up comedy for the crowd once every couple of weeks.  Recently, the performances have gotten quite good.  After watching Last Comic Standing, I decided to sign up for the next time they do this.  Wish me luck...and may god have mercy on my soul.

(Any ideas for my act?  Wait, let me get a pen...)

-Robert Eric

And that's about it.

It's a special event where, once a year, all the AGSers get together in one place and wreak havok.

It's an advanced mathematical equation represented in ASCII letters that corrospond to the numbers and symbols.  Actually, it's just a common american name.

What is the plot of the novel?  Is the theme romance, mystery, action, etc.?

Have it so that you can only register if you input your Name, and Location.  When the user clicks next, it then checks to be sure that the name and location match up.  If so, give the test.  If they fail the test, "someone", will go over there, and kill them.  If the name and location don't match up, they are banned.

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