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Here's your birthday present.



Comes with lasers, zoom sight, and x-ray and night vision.

How old are you?

One of the old SCI Graphic Studios could open the resource, but not edit any of it.

They started on the EZBoards.

LGM, you forgot to mention me.  I was in number 11 as the guy in the audience.  "Annie, are you some kind of slut?"

Become a homicidal rapist, no doubt.

http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=Anal+Sex

* Robert Eric hits Layabout over the head with a shovel repeatedly

That should help you take your mind off your troubles.  Notice how I didn't give a shit about how you felt about it?  Apathy at it's best.

Didn't notice anything.

Ask her halfway through the act.

"Do you have Aids?"
"NO!"
"Well, now you do."

"I can see down your shirt.  Please don't cover yourself."

No, Kevin Spacey.

m0ds, how could you forget me?  And all the p0rn!!1!1 we've discussed.

Somewhat like my body, my computer is infected with everything that has a name and some that don't.  

Last month was my twenty...somethingith birthday.  I don't pay attention anymore.

Bienvenue, mon ami.

For you people who have decent attention-spans, go to http://pub34.ezboard.com/ftheofficialjackforumfrm5.showMessage?topicID=53.topic and tell me what you think.  Do I dabble to much in insight, details, etc.?  I need your opinions so that I may be able to start the project I have been wanting to do for awhile.  Write a book.

* Robert Eric pats rodekill on the shoulder for encouragement

Tell about awkward situations and places.  Like the Proctologist.

I never read long threads, and for that, I am glad.