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I study Kempo.

* Robert Eric is still clicking

As long as there is Beer, I will be okay.  If there isn't, I'll just leave.  Who wants to be in a place for that long without beer?!  Maybe I'll go to Hawaii.

Raggit.  I am not overweight.  Just ask m0ds.  He sees my naked body more than anyone...but, I still can't will myself to go.

Recently I've been having severe headaches, stomach and heart pains, and a tingling sensation in my groin (sometimes this one is enjoyable).  I'm afraid to go to the Doctor for fear that it could be something serious.  Last time I went, I had a major operation on an area I do not want to share to fix a problem I don't want to share.   Anyone have any ideas or words of wisdom to calm my nerves?

Even after peeing on them, lighting them on fire, dropping them from a twelve story building, electrocuting them and shooting them with a grenade launcher, every Sony product I own has never given me any trouble.

"But I'm NOT gay!"

Before I came to the lovely land of the Alien Gin Sippers, my nickname was Golden Boy.  That was from Golden Eye when on some rare occasion, 006 would say "So, the golden boy is a traitor."  Then I used the nickname Somebody.  This was just random since I was stumped for ideas.  When I puchased a domain, I set up my email address as roberteric@new-evil.com.  After that, my nick became Robert Eric.

There were a few more, but they don't matter.

* Robert Eric denies that it was him, then looks around for support...but gets none

I wanted my nickname to be my name and my first and middle names are Robert and Eric, and I didn't want my last name in it.  Hence, Robert Eric.

I'm a Network Administrator.  My brain seems to be the largest there though.

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-Burnt Testicles
-Burnt Legs
-Burnt Arms
-I was shot
-I was stabbed
-I was kicked in the nuts
-I was side-swiped by a car, and broke my arm


There's more, but you might not want to know them.

Let's take public nudity for an example (guess why I picked this).  You would think that it wouldn't be that big of a deal, since, basically, being nude is just the absense of clothes.  How can it be wrong?  When we are very hot, do we want to be wearing clothing and having our underware sticking to our asses as we walk down the street or sit in our houses?  

But, many people do not like seeing people naked.  Especially when they are mutated, ugly, fat, etc.  It is horribly exciting to see a beautiful naked woman walking down the street (for both sexes, sometimes), and makes us men want to ravage them on the spot.  But that would lead to possible public embarrassment for having a boner in the street, and being charged with sexual harassment and rape for the latter act.  We wouldn't want to see another guy walking down the street naked, with his weiner flopping about.  This are good reasons for the law, but shouldn't it be our natural right to be nude whenever and wherever?  Opinions and arguements people.

(I know I went a bit off topic, but it's good to stray from the constructed path of the discussion sometimes.)

What are you talking about?  You lost.

Tackle this however you like: You can't stop people from doing things, but you can provide punishment.

Do you think this is true?  Post what you think.

Easter?

The stripping lady from Return of the Living Dead...even though that has nothing to do with that site, she's still my favorite zombie.  And the one on...ROTLD 3?  Or was it 2?  No matter.

You can, if you want your large intestine sticking out of your ass giving you a second dick (which I'm sure Helm can provide).  If you steal BlueCup from Helm, then you'll have stolen something from me, and then you'll have to witness some Italian justice.  So by all means, help yourself.  Great stuff Eric.

Well, I guess there's only one thing to say: