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Well at least someone is finally attempting to make money off their viruses. I can almost admit that I prefer that over the purely malicious--for the sake of seeing the world burn--kind of viruses.

Oh, also I've seen some of your actual AGS production code. It was literally so bad I abandoned that project.

I wasn't at all happy with it myself, so I don't blame you. I actually assumed that was the reason why you left that project; it's the second biggest reason why I slowly lost any drive for it. I think that project was what made me realize the severe limitations of AGS and pushed me to ditch it. With AGS, everything I do eventually becomes a giant mess and absolutely disgusting. I haven't yet felt that way when I use C# or Java; having everything properly modularized and just downright sexy and simple to look at.

You like Java and think it would be a good replacement for AGScript.

You must admit that Java is heaps better than AGS script. You know this to be true.

Edit: And woah.. why would my terrible scripting in an AGS project deter you from liking me? That's got me a little depressed... I might need a bowl of ice cream or chips. I hope I don't push into the next belt hole.

[can't]

Seriously though Monkey, why can't I be the best? You know you're tempted to let me in past that big wall of yours. Do it. Just do it.

No shit! Haha. I always had a deep suspicion that Slasher was Barefoot from them both typing in the same style and mentioning their medical history (the stroke thing). But I think I had started to merge the two together, simply forgetting about Barefoot.

@Stupot: Isn't that the AGS member, Slasher (or someone just as unique)?

(I'm quite positive I've seen this (unedited) image posted by an AGS member)

I've voted as well. According to the results so far CD, you're winning (and I voted for you because I was losing creativity and pushing it too much ). I do think my last insult was the best one out of them all though. Too bad we didn't have time to see a retort from that. Dang.

Overall CD, it was quite fun. Thanks for insulting me.

[Oh I know outright, that I'll win the fight, because you're plain alright, like black and white.]

Retort:
   Oh I know outright, that I'll win the fight, because you're plain alright, like black and white.

Insult:
   Your wife is a horse, with high rear-end force, you love her of course, but she wants a divorce.

[Retort:]

Retort:
   There's no abnormality, but in all actuality, your twisted mentality, filled with irrationality, is a virtual reality, of flat dimensionality.

Insult:
   I had tried to be nice, but now it won't suffice, your face looks like, it was in a vise.

(I'm running out of creativity. Ha!)

[And listen to you, learning to play Sudoku, you hadn't a freakin' clue, as one through two, you only knew.]

Retort:
   And listen to you, learning to play Sudoku, you hadn't a freakin' clue, as one through two, you only knew.

Insult:
   I need to point out, yet I have no doubt, that you know about, your big honkin' snout!

[You try in vain to learn and retain, you've cooked your brain on mary-jane.]

Retort:
   You try in vain to learn and retain, you've cooked your brain on mary-jane.

Insult:
   You think you're hot stuff, but yet oddly enough, you look like cream puff.

Well I suppose rock flatulence is better than the Tenacious D style of ripping your pants open (man, such a bad movie).

Oh shit. Are Captain D and I playing this wrong by assuming it's like Monkey Island? Haha. Likely.

[At least my teacher wasn't a kangaroo, teaching in Timbuktu with a shoe!]

Retort:
  At least my teacher wasn't a kangaroo, teaching in Timbuktu with a shoe!

Insult:
  You try to be funny but your jokes come out all runny, now give me your money and bounce off like a bunny.

[You claim to be an experienced writer, yet your skill is equal to an overnighter.]

You claim to be an experienced writer, yet your skill is equal to an overnighter.

Oh snap. I responded to Captain D then remembered that I forgot to counter insult him. That's what we're supposed to do? Right? Only because it's a competition it's making me wonder if it's stops at my response or if I send out another.

Edit: Now I've read it again (should've had an actual Monkey Island example in your top post though). "They then trade insults until the time is up, and the others will vote for the winner." So I'm going to assume that, yes, I need to insult him now.

[I started to wonder there what you were cranking out in your underwear!]

I started to wonder there what you were cranking out in your underwear!

(I didn't know I signed up for this I had only suggested no swearing or dirty talk. But I'm fine with giving this a go)

Yes. I consider you my nemesis. One of several actually. Alongside Ryan Timothy.

I freakin' knew it. I suppose that's what I get for being too frank - it's probably why I don't post as much anymore.

One rule I suggest: No swearing or bad sexual innuendo (keep it Disney).

[So, I've got a condition...What's your excuse?]

Oh, I assumed So, I've got a condition...What's your excuse? was a retort to his nipple insult. Not to worry then.

No but seriously. You responded to his insult with a retort but didn't add your own counter-insult to keep the thread going.