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So, will this one count in Jacks mind? He seems to be able to make up reasons no tot pay out.

You've got nothing to worry about....


But yeah, if your so set of this flamer idea, try a less responsive fuel (Maybe Diesel), gasoline is pretty volitile. Still dumb idea really, go make a potato gun instead....

I would also get rid of all Rob Schneider movies.

Good. Goooood. While you're at it, get rid of all Adam Sandler movies as well, except for maybe the Wedding Singer and Anger Management.

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If you did this, you would truely be the devil....Then I would have to off myself. And not go to heaven....

But, even as a christian type person that I am, I am not that interested in heaven. It sounds so darned boring....My heaven wouldn' t have all those streets of gold and perfect life.....my heaven would be:

1. Filled with Giant Big-ass spiders that give 35xp. And shotguns to battel them with, maybe even a Baldwin brother to help out...
2. I would have titanium bones and be able to eat shitloads of hamburgers.
3. Everybody would yell "Rockout" way too much.

---Edited out a stray number....

Excellent Post Stranger.

I am a church going person myself, and I go pretty much for the reasons ildu mentions. It is social, gives my kids a good place to hang out, and I have gotten to do some good things there. Giving gifts to children at x-mas,fixing up peoples houses, paying some on kids college, stuff like that. I used to be in law enforcement and got to see the bad side of humanity, so it was good for me to see people helping others.

I, of course, will let my children make their own choices and love them the same. Like inqusitive stranger says, it means nothing if it is forced.

Not every christian is forceful and crazy though guys, most of the ones I know really try to respect other opinions, in fact most of the time when people find out that I am religious it opens me up to ridicule and arguements.

About the gay issue, I know that at my church it isn't that big of a deal. The old timers get all nuts about it, but I don't see why. I used to work with a gay woman that went to church and I don't think God hates her, so why should I? She is a good person, if not a bit troubled by the combination of her sexaulity and religion sometimes conflicting.

But regardless of your faith, you have to have a sense of humor and an open mind.

I agree, Farlander.

I find it silly that it was a Danish newspaper that published the drawings so they are now boycotting every single Danish product + Norway and Sweden as well! I don't know if they are boycotting Finland yet but I seriously hope they won't.

Freedom Fries.

If I were the Devil

By Patrick “Squinky” Sullivan

I would make vampires real. And Smexy like. I would most likely model them after
trendy movies like the Lost Boys or Once Bittten.

I would also make giant bigass spiders, that give 35 experience points each if you kill them. If you were lucky you could get a shortsword +1, but you would only have like a 10% chance of that....

I would get myself a rocking guitar and hangout in an intersection somewhere in a cool-ass desert and challenge Ralph Machio to the greatest guitar duel of all time.
Then we would have some sort of crazy montage with him practicing karate. 

I would be in Miss Jones.

I would have a skeleton made of titanium. And be able to beat everyones ass with an old axe handle. I might grow my hair real long too, but I'm not sure on that one yet, I wouldn't want to be judged by people because of it.



THEN I WOULD END MY ARTICLE IN CAPS TO HELP DRIVE MY POINT HOME!

This topic is bound to just piss people off. Instead, how about we talk about swinging and "getting it on"?

Because it is a horrible and childish thing to wish upon someone who disagrees with his statement.

Kudo's Damien, you saved me a post or two.

Paul Harvey is basically an opinionated extremist that makes his living off of saying in your face things without ever having to back up his opinions. Not saying I disagree with everything there, but nothing is as simple as he states, ever. It's really not worth reading this kind of stuff though....

I think he has died and gone to heaven....or enetered saintdom...

Yes, the fact that you can pop a boner proves hypnotisms ultimate power....

This is somehow going to get back to the brown banana subjest isn't it?

I have no great love for animals, probably due to my upbringing though. My mother was an animal lover, and while growing up we had a backyard lined with rabbit cages that my mother was breeding. Guess who got to clean up their crap...

She also bred these little foo foo dogs called shitzu or something like that. I can remember waking up many days to have their warm fresh baked poo squish between my toes....

She also bred many types of birds, don't get me started on how much I hate talking parrots...She has about thirty pigmy goats that I now have to go tend for her, because in her old age her arms have gotten bad.

Oh, and when I was younger I had my arm nearly torn to shreds by a saint bernard of my sisters....

And it is useful for Bank robberys apparently....

And Pesty, is that why I keep finding my shirt untucked?

Thomas, that thing about popcorn was in the begining of Kentucky fried movie...

I rule you all:

http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/yabb/index.php?topic=24143.0

I've had experiances like that Increator, but I was running a crazy fever for like a week and was working my ass off at a tire store. I remember just feeling detached from my body and hearing people say things that weren't really being said. It was crazy, and luckily I started barfing everywhere so my boss finally decided to let me go home sick...

The popcorn you have been eating has been pissed in.

I'm still waiting for there to be genetically-modified miniature elephants so I could keep one as a pet.

And harvest their ivory....